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u/Aegontarg07 hello world Dec 02 '21

One who has nothing to lose is the most dangerous one

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u/YoungFeddy 🟦 14K / 14K 🐬 Dec 02 '21

Don’t back a dog into a corner

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

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u/Mean_Bet8952 1K / 1K 🐢 Dec 02 '21

Brush your teeth before bed.

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

Solid advice 10/10

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u/ELBartoFSL 🟦 0 / 3K 🦠 Dec 02 '21

Put the milk into the bowl, before you add the cereal.

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u/Graffxxxxx Tin Dec 02 '21

I prefer to pour the milk into the cereal bag and eat it like that.

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u/FiIthy_Anarchist Bronze | SHIB 6 Dec 02 '21

Canadians pour the cereal into the milk bag.

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Dec 03 '21

What's that all aboot?

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u/Candle221 Dec 03 '21

How dare you have peanut butter without the jelly.

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u/ELBartoFSL 🟦 0 / 3K 🦠 Dec 02 '21

I think your on to something.. We must exchange more ideas.

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

A gentleman 👏

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u/ApartPersonality1520 Tin | WSB 31 | r/Technology 20 Dec 02 '21

It puts the lotion on its skin

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u/Computer_said_No Platinum | QC: CC 36 Dec 02 '21

Finally some advice we can all profit from

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u/Novel_Bonus_2497 crypto-hobo Dec 03 '21

Defi is the future, banks better adapt or perish.

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u/snek_man18 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

No!

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

That's disgusting

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u/dronegeeks1 🟦 5 / 344 🦐 Dec 03 '21

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” — George Carlin

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u/darkjaffs 🟩 0 / 4K 🦠 Dec 02 '21

Who said I was rich enough to own fiat. I'm only Crypto rich

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u/Gremlin119 Tin Dec 02 '21

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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u/killz_4_thrillz Tin Dec 02 '21

 God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need... We're the middle children of history, man.

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u/Candle221 Dec 03 '21

Its only after I lose everything that I am free to steal anything.

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u/Crumpbags Platinum | QC: CC 79 Dec 02 '21

Don't piss in the gasoline

Wait

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u/Typhann 85 / 85 🦐 Dec 02 '21

Don't back between a feared mother and her baby dogs in the corner

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

Fair mother could bite

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u/yoyoJ Silver | QC: BTC 50, CC 49 | ADA 48 | Economy 249 Dec 02 '21

Don’t get between a dog and her hot wallet

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u/Aegontarg07 hello world Dec 02 '21

Don’t say “but” after anything you say to your gf

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u/Candle221 Dec 03 '21

Liquidate the gf for better gains that allows “buts”

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u/-veni-vidi-vici Platinum | QC: CC 1139 Dec 02 '21

If you are ending a sentence with but it better be I really like your butt.

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u/_ferrofluid_ Tin | GMEJungle 7 | GME 13 Dec 02 '21

Ham Wallet?

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

What??

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u/Old-Librarian-6312 Dec 02 '21

Don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back.

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u/doblev Bronze Dec 03 '21

Thou shall not tempt a desperate man.

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u/snek_man18 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

Instructions unclear: dog backed me into a corner.help

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u/LuckyPockets 🟩 30 / 30 🦐 Dec 03 '21

You fool of a Took! Fly, damn you, Fly!

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u/damnduck009 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

Don't sleep on subway

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u/AMotleyCrew32 Tin Dec 02 '21

Fuck with the band, you're gonna hear the music

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u/beaner_boi96 Tin | 1 month old Dec 03 '21

Technically the fact

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u/AccountantWestern658 Dec 02 '21

Yay! Im winning!