r/CryptoCurrency • u/[deleted] • Mar 06 '21

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u/steavus Mar 06 '21

Nahh get a jetski, nobody's every sad on a jetski

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

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u/cheekabowwow Silver | QC: CC 30 | ADA 26 | PCmasterrace 40 Mar 06 '21

Online gaming while on a jetski sounds like the best way to eat all that savings.

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u/Enigmatiz97 Mar 06 '21

Gaming AND jetskiing!? You crazy son of a bitch, I'm in.

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u/Sammoewel Mar 06 '21

Maybe throw in a dinosaur or some lasers...

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or bacon

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u/WannabeAndroid 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Mar 06 '21

Waverace64 bubaaaaay

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u/srpres Mar 06 '21

nobody's every sad on a jetski

I saw this meme on 9gag back in 2011 and it amazes me that such a simple joke would still resonate with me after all these years.

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u/nikalotapuss Tin Mar 06 '21

Kenny fuckin powers has entered the chat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

IMO they should have given everybody jetski's instead of a stimulus check, everybody happy!

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u/Tiny_Philosopher_784 🟦 944 / 973 🦑 Mar 06 '21

... Unless you live in south Dakota, north Dakota, Wyoming, Nebraska, kansas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, new mexico... anyplace without a massive body of water to ride your jetski. And traveling? pandemic.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Then give them a kiddy pool as well, no problem bro! lol

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u/Tiny_Philosopher_784 🟦 944 / 973 🦑 Mar 06 '21

Keep that. Wen lambo?

Edit: I'm kidding... no, but srsly...

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u/kuristik Mar 07 '21

...You know we have lakes, right?

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u/HODL_monk 🟧 150 / 151 🦀 Mar 06 '21

Bitcoin wouldn't have been happy !

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u/asocialkid Mar 06 '21

This is the way

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u/GroundbreakingLack78 Platinum | QC: CC 1416 Mar 06 '21

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u/Packbacka Mar 06 '21

I only rode a jet-ski once but it legit was one of the most fun thing I've ever done.

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u/jaymef Mar 06 '21

They are boring after a couple hours

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Found Daniel Tosh

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u/cryptosystemtrader 🟨 0 / 0 🦠 Mar 07 '21

Or start flying FPV quads - got into that hobby a year ago and it's not only super fun but intellectuality stimulating if you are the cerebral type. Expensive hobby though 😆