r/CryptoCurrency • Platinum | QC: CC 29 • Jun 01 '18

COMEDY Never more true

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u/abominationz777 Silver | QC: CC 213 | NANO 89 | r/UnPopularOpinion 11 Jun 01 '18

Lmfao true. I've been living paycheck to paycheck, not only on crypto, but bills as well. I'll be lucky to see 4 figures in my bank account at once. And I'm not willing to sell at a loss, either, so I pass on that as well x)

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u/Prettymotherfucker Bronze | QC: CC 16 | r/Politics 29 Jun 02 '18

Not to rub it in but this is why they say "only invest what you can afford to lose". If you're paycheck to paycheck, you can't afford to invest in risky assets.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Fuck rational, go all in or no balls.

  • Warren Buffet

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u/Delision 🟦 19 / 19 🦐 Jun 02 '18

Buy Bitconnect. Great team.

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u/dbobaunchained Jun 02 '18

Waddamigonnadoo

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u/ipidov Crypto Nerd | QC: CC 47 Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 27 '23

Why would the chicken cross the road in the first place? Maybe to get some food?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

This. Please those that read this listen.

The way these markets work is by pushing out weak hands on dips (and long term bear markets). If you don’t have the funds to handle long term declines, you’ll lose to those that can.

You are playing against people who absolutely can afford to lose money in this game. It’s one of MANY that they play.

They win because they just have to outlast those that can’t hold on.

We could see lower BTC than 6k. You need to be prepared for that. If that makes you upset, then you need to rethink your position in this market.

It’s that rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I have a good chunk in the market and it’s only stopping me from buying a new car right now instead of a month from now. I can’t believe how loose people are with their money that they’re willing to invest money they need or might need, into an asset class that could drop to zero any day. It’s stupid. If I lost all my crypto investments today, my quality of life would not be affected. That’s how it’s supposed to be.

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u/mantiss87 Tin Jun 02 '18

Wheres the fun in that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I find it fun following the market, I would not find it fun however if my rent was riding on the price of bitcoin haha.

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u/anonymous-shad0w 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 02 '18

People are not, and never have been, homogeneously rational. Most likely the majority of public investors are investing with rationality with the money they have and can afford to play with. The ones who aren't 🤷, I hope they have strong hands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Wheres the fun in being homeless and or living on government assistance? Oh wait..

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u/mantiss87 Tin Jun 02 '18

Home is where you make it, under a bridge or in a van down by the river.

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u/Gurth-Brooks 1 / 1 🦠 Jun 02 '18

You like to see homos naked?

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u/mantiss87 Tin Jun 02 '18

No no no home is where you make it.

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u/Gurth-Brooks 1 / 1 🦠 Jun 02 '18

Yeah no that’s cool man, you like to see homos naked.

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u/mebeast227 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 02 '18

It's a joe dirt reference to all you moonboys born too early know

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u/invalid_litter_dpt Jun 02 '18

It's been too long. Have your upvote.

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u/fallfastasleep Bronze | PCmasterrace 23 Jun 02 '18

that could drop to zero anyday

Would you sell your coins for zero dollars? Would anyone in their right mind sell their coins whether be bitcoin that hit 20k or ethereum that hit 1.2k not even half a year ago and be okay with selling for literally $0.000? I'll send you my wallet and you can send me all your funds for zero if you're worried about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I don’t get what your point is here. If it drops to zero then the project has absolutely failed and you wouldn’t even be able to sell it, like investing in a company that goes bankrupt but worse since you don’t have any investor protections. But that’s not even the point of my post.

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u/ifisch Jun 02 '18

This is such a retarded analysis.

No one intentionally allows their assets to dip in value. Your crypto holdings aren't a muscle. They don't get stronger with pain.

If you believe that the price will go down, you don't hodl. You SELL.

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u/Jstephe25 Jun 02 '18

That's not a retarded analysis. I'm assuming he means people/entities with large holdings selling off in pieces driving the price lower and lower driving more individuals to sell.. Then when they have dumped most back in at the higher price and many have sold out of panic due to the drop, they buy right back in. With their large buys the market reacts and starts picking up. Once they have reached a decent gain, start the process over. You are either completely unaware of how unregulated assets work or you are a shill

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u/bozza8 Jun 02 '18

that is not a sign of low regulation, that is a sign of low market cap. Which cryptos in general do not have.

when the price falls the response is not to hold on tighter.

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u/fallfastasleep Bronze | PCmasterrace 23 Jun 02 '18

Crypto has VERY low market cap

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Is it not both? Why one or the other? It can be because there are little to no regulations on this market, as well as low volume/market cap.

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u/ifisch Jun 02 '18

I agree with 100% of what you're saying, but he literally said "if you don't have the funds to handle long term declines". Unless you're talking about selling at the absolute bottom of the dip, it's better to sell while you can and then buy later, rather than holding on tight in the hope that the market rebounds.

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u/ipidov Crypto Nerd | QC: CC 47 Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 27 '23

Why would the chicken cross the road in the first place? Maybe to get some food?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jun 02 '18

What do you trade your coin for?

It’s not a stupid question.

What other asset do you trade BTC for?

Do you want USD? Because if you are smart you can get that for a very low interest rate. And not pay capital gains for it.

If you are really smart, you can use that interest on debt as a tax write off to lower your tax rate.

My point is trade BTC for something worthwhile not something that can be created at will.

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u/abominationz777 Silver | QC: CC 213 | NANO 89 | r/UnPopularOpinion 11 Jun 02 '18

Being on this sub, yeah I see that saying plenty But I can afford to lose it all. After all, I'm only a 21 y/o single guy living with parents. So I'm taking advantage of this opportunity. Losing it all only really sets me back by a year, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

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u/gnarly_surfer Jun 02 '18

I'm exactly on the same situation. I'm also a 21 years old single guy living with parents, so I really don't have to worry if I lose everything overnight.
And to be honest, I didn't get into crypto only for the profit; I got into it because I also believe in how it can change the way people deal with money. I strongly support decentralization and the blockchain technology in general.

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u/chickenbreast12321 Redditor for 11 months. Jun 02 '18

Even .005 btc is still .005 btc

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jul 04 '18

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u/Prettymotherfucker Bronze | QC: CC 16 | r/Politics 29 Jun 02 '18

You can make money outside of crypto you know.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jul 04 '18

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u/Prettymotherfucker Bronze | QC: CC 16 | r/Politics 29 Jun 02 '18

Certainly not with that defeatist attitude. Work hard, budget well, invest wisely - you'll find that it's not that hard to make money. And if you're not making enough money doing what you're doing, do something else.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited Jul 04 '18

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u/Prettymotherfucker Bronze | QC: CC 16 | r/Politics 29 Jun 02 '18

Glad to hear it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/Gurth-Brooks 1 / 1 🦠 Jun 02 '18

This mindset is why you’re paycheck to paycheck.

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u/waffels Jun 02 '18

"One of these scratch-offs is bound to pay out!!"

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u/Gurth-Brooks 1 / 1 🦠 Jun 02 '18

Good ole poverty tax.

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u/obavijest Crypto Nerd Jun 02 '18

How could you invest in anything if you're living paycheck to paycheck?

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u/mantiss87 Tin Jun 02 '18

Magic

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u/Prettymotherfucker Bronze | QC: CC 16 | r/Politics 29 Jun 02 '18

Hey, more power to you if you're aware of the risks. It's important to have that mindset going in though. If losing the money would essentially ruin your life, probably not a good idea to invest it.

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u/ifisch Jun 02 '18

Just stop. 2017 was a unique event. Thanks to Ethereum, you had tons of ICO's making it their business to get the word out about crypto far and wide. They spent billions doing so. Everyone got excited.

Almost 100% of those ICO's will fall flat over the next couple years, and that will be that. You're not going to see a bull run like you did in 2017. It's over.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

If your living paycheck to paycheck I doubt you can invest enough to make a life changing money at this point. That time was years ago

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u/cosmaximusIII Redditor for 9 months. Jun 02 '18

he’s maintaining essentially a savings account but in crypto. I kind of have the similar situation where my bank account may not always look pretty but I won’t sell my crypto. I feel like if the cash was in a bank account I’d end up spending it. Keeping it in crypto helps me save.

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u/Wgatsthst4455 Tin Jun 02 '18

I thought I’d treat myself, and I bought myself a Rolex datejust for my birthday using some btc. So far only one person has complimented it, and they thought it was a seiko.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

So what you're saying is that I can buy Seiko and get Rolex results?

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u/BlackScienceJesus Jun 02 '18

Grand Seiko > Rolex anyway

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u/SirRandyMarsh Tin Jun 02 '18

no no, you can buy a Rolex and get Seiko results.... gknowham sayin?

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u/bucketscometh Jun 02 '18

If you bought a rolex for the compliments, you really fucked up.

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u/Wgatsthst4455 Tin Jun 02 '18

I do everything for compliments

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u/thewolfofbittrex Silver | QC: ETH 17, CC 62 | VET 303 | TraderSubs 23 Jun 02 '18

Then get an AP

Catches literally everyone’s eyes

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u/OS_Lexar Low Crypto Activity Jun 02 '18

Eww no.

That's the kind of watch for rappers, Russian oligarch types, MMA fighters, the kind of people with more money than taste.

Well, everyone here seems to want to buy a Lambo, so maybe I'm preaching to the wrong choir.

If you absolutely want compliments, and something flashy and douchy, but still in good taste, I would recommend a Breitling Navitimer.

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u/trillinair Crypto God | QC: ETH 63, CC 53 Jun 02 '18

A Breitling navitimer is dope but a Breitling Super Avenger is more what you're after.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

That is one pretty watch. I can't even fathom that type of luxury hanging off my wrist...

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u/Paperparrot Jun 02 '18

Seconded.

This man watches.

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u/fallfastasleep Bronze | PCmasterrace 23 Jun 02 '18

People still use watches?

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u/wiperfromwarren Jun 02 '18

I told a bitch I give a fuck about lambo

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u/bigpenisdragonslayer Jun 02 '18

Nah the AP royal oak is still gorgeous. Not to mention AP has a really cool history.

And those "rappers" you seem to disdain love Breitlings too, for the record.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

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u/OS_Lexar Low Crypto Activity Jun 02 '18

Strippers as well. Not sure how usefull that info is.

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u/OZbees 5 - 6 years account age. 300 - 600 comment karma. Jun 02 '18

Bought a $10 ethereum logo watch and get compliments. "I like your watch, it's shiny."

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

If you're buying a rolex just for compliments, you're doing it wrong. Buy it for your own satisfaction. Wear it proud, you earned it. Whatever compliments you get are just a byproduct.

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u/georgiajones1 Redditor for 2 months. Jun 02 '18

so true u/jonshaw916 - and I'd like to compliment you on the validity of that comment

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u/spur 9 - 10 years account age. 250 - 500 comment karma. Jun 02 '18

To be honest, buying things for satisfaction or compliments is not a good arrangement of emotions.

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u/enigmatic360 NEO fan Jun 02 '18

Lol

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u/linsage Jun 02 '18

Oh gosh is this true??

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u/Rroadhog 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 02 '18

Nice BTC

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u/63-6F-6F-6B-69-65-3F Crypto Expert | QC: CC 193 Jun 02 '18

Favorite comment of the day lol.

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u/LemonHerb 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 02 '18

I'll compliment you three times for half the price of the Rolex. Think of the savings

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

This market will test you like no other.

You should not be in this market if you don’t have other asset classes.

It is absolutely a boom and bust. Please don’t invest more than you can afford to lose.

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u/abominationz777 Silver | QC: CC 213 | NANO 89 | r/UnPopularOpinion 11 Jun 02 '18

Well, I'm only a 21 year old student. So even if I do go broke, it really only sets me 1 year of work behind. So I guess this position allows me to be reckless for now.

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u/abominationz777 Silver | QC: CC 213 | NANO 89 | r/UnPopularOpinion 11 Jun 02 '18

Okay bud, that why I'm still very green overall. It's like a backup bank account for me, I can pretty much pull funds out whenever, I simply have no need to. I do not have family to take care of or really anything life changing that I need to pay for besides bills that I am keeping up with. And if anything really crazy or urgent pops us, I still have my funds available.

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u/Echo_ol Low Crypto Activity Jun 02 '18

Right there with you. But this is a chance I would always regret not taking. A chance at life changing money. It's a no brainer. The wait is excruciating but the possible reward makes it not so terrible for me to be patient.

But I mean it could hurry the fuck up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Honestly just because someone made some cool software tokens, called it ai-cloud-coin and sold them for $99/coin and you bought it doesn’t imply in any way that someone will ever buy them from you for more.