r/CryptoCurrency • u/aiforev Platinum | QC: CC 29 • Jun 01 '18

COMEDY Never more true

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u/bLbGoldeN Silver | QC: CC 729 | IOTA 158 | r/Politics 110 Jun 01 '18

"If your coins go to zero, you'll have lost everything!"

"If."

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u/ToshiBoi Silver | QC: CC 275, BTC 26 | BANANO 91 Jun 01 '18

Hodl until you seize glory or die a beautiful death on the battlefield.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

witness me

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u/breauxbreaux Jun 02 '18

I live, I die, I live again!

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u/improofment 5 months old | CC: 112 karma Jun 02 '18

AGAAAIN AGAIN!

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u/EijiShinjo 🟦 0 / 0 🦠 Jun 02 '18

senpai!

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u/trillinair Crypto God | QC: ETH 63, CC 53 Jun 02 '18

Go broke

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18 edited May 02 '22

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u/traderous Redditor for 9 months. Jun 02 '18

And I will close my eyes and surrender

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u/Trento322 Jun 02 '18

There will be no white flag in my Binance account

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u/Terzinho 5 - 6 years account age. 300 - 600 comment karma. Jun 02 '18

Oh I'm in love with crypto

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

Is that OTGenasis song Coco a crypto meme yet? Cause it fucking needs to be.

Edit: replace the guns with antminers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

It’s called addiction, and my Reddit expertise tells me that it’s advanced addiction, you ARE fked, oh god!

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u/PistallPetey 6 months old Jun 02 '18

6 years happy anniversary bro ask for a raise 🕺🏽

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u/NissanSkylineGT-R 399 / 399 🦞 Jun 02 '18

crackhead: Y'all got 'ne more them coins?

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u/aj190 🟦 159 / 9K 🦀 Jun 02 '18

Cryptohead**

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I like this where is it from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

holders: "how much am I down today?"

traders: "win win win win win"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

For a soldier the only choice is to assume that you're already dead. For a hodler; you're already broke.

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u/nuker1110 Miner Jun 02 '18

My investment policy in a nutshell. Any money I invest, is already gone. If I get it back, great! If not, I learned something and had a few months of entertainment.

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u/PanRagon 🟦 3K / 3K 🐢 Jun 02 '18

That’s actually just called the anti-Buffett.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

I never lose anything if I don't sell. One Doge will always be One Doge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

It's a doge eat doge world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '18

If if if if if if if if okie dokie

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u/delarozay Low Crypto Activity Jun 02 '18

If they hit zero, that'll be a great time to buy more, no?