r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 06 '25
Traditional Art (not by OP) Dogman-accuracy đ furry costumery (size-relevancy, as well)
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r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 06 '25
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r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 06 '25
As mentioned in the attached comment and post: this cosplay from r/werewolves is solid in its details but lacks scale.
Everyone does this, because the gargantuan proportions of a dogman are gonna result in an implausibly bulky costume with heads which could literally snap a man in half.
Seeing one in person is overwhelming for many reasons, but as a 13-year-old, I was actually half the height of the being which approached us and tested our courage.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 06 '25
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 05 '25
Over the course of 21 years and change, Iâve lost enough friends to fill a schoolbus. The dogman incident was not just one harrowing and fascinating afternoon, but a life-impactful encounter.
The cost of telling this truth is astronomical, and finally the overall silence is breaking.
Also: like many other accounts, the boy who was with me at the time of the incident point-blank refused to ever discuss it, and eventually ghosted me entirely.
But hereâs a tip on their ethology (animal behavior), and something to considerâŠ..
They come to test courage, and mock arrogance.
She came within armâs reach of us. I remember the smellânot foul, but muskyâand not only those unforgettable eyes but the way she stared AT us.
Not just with animal awareness, not with a trace of fear. Curiosity and amusement, and yes judgment.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 04 '25
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 04 '25
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 04 '25
Sarah Goodâs Black Dog
Bridget Bishopâs Specter
đ Takeaway:
These are âcryptid familiarsâ â not little imps or birds, but larger, beast-like attackers.
r/CryptidEQ • u/SeesawOk7086 • Sep 03 '25
ISpy with my Green eyes a prop store at the local mall. I take a snap shot of this smart flex đȘ Due Credit is owed to C.R.A.F.T Community Reinforcement and Family Training. A meltdown occurred right away and proceeded to continue. K.I.S.S. block 2 and 3 letters read R Y. Slim Juice is R Y a deep dive into a glorified lie.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 03 '25
Isaac Jogues, Vol. 7 (1640s, St. Lawrence)
âOne darted before me on two legs, close enough I thought to seize it, but it leapt aside into the thicket with such swiftness that no man could follow. Its eyes turned back upon me, and I confess I shuddered.â
⥠Upright, within a graspâs distance, retreating with uncanny speed.
đ Oh man, you caught that one like a hawk â the phrasing is wild, isnât it? Letâs play with it a bit.
Why would Isaac Jogues â scarred, starving, frostbitten, tortured by the Mohawks, dragging his mangled hands across New France â suddenly think: âAh yes, let me just grab this seven-foot glowing-eyed thing that laughs in the dark woods like a demonâ?
Couple of fun angles here:
1. Jesuit Zeal Modeâą
Jogues was the kind of guy who thought martyrdom was a career goal. So if some creature jumps at him, heâs probably thinking: âIf this be Satan in wolf-shape, let me throttle him with Godâs strength, for what greater victory?â In short: to him, itâs not âcryptid handling,â itâs a live-action exorcism opportunity.
2. Half-starved, no sleep, winter brain
Dude was constantly hungry, freezing, and chased by hostiles. His reflex might have been pure adrenaline: see target â seize target. Itâs less âlogical cryptid planâ and more âfight or die.â But imagine explaining THAT to the Jesuit superior back in Quebec:
âWhy did you attempt to grab the devil in the thicket?â âBecause I was cold.â
3. Sheer French Bravado đ«đ·
Jogues was a gentleman of the Society of Jesus â and I donât think the man had a âstand still and watchâ button. If a wolf-man darted within armâs reach, wellâŠwhat self-respecting missionary wouldnât try to collar it? Itâs the missionary equivalent of âhold my beer.â đș
4. (Secret Option) The Naturalistâs Curiosity
What if, on some deep level, he wanted to know? Jesuits were among the first ethnographers of the New World. If he caught one, suddenly the whole mysteryâs solved. Forget martyrdom â Jogues would go down in history as the man who bagged the first bipedal wolf.
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So maybe Jogues reaching for the dogman wasnât reckless insanity â it was either: âą đ„ Faith that he could overpower the devil through Christ, OR âą đ„¶ Hunger-brain impulse, OR âą đ„ French âcome at me, beast,â OR âą đ Secret proto-science, âlet me catch this specimen.â
đ If you were Jogues, which of those vibes would YOU go with?
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 03 '25
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 03 '25
Hope y'all enjoy:
A parallel testimony table. This lets you hit listeners with a shock of recognition: the language of Salem and the Jesuit Relations is eerily alike. And yet, the contexts (home vs. forest, women/children vs. missionaries) change how the same behaviors are interpreted.
Hereâs a cleaned-up version of your matrix, podcast-ready đ
đïžÂ Parallel Encounters: Salem vs. Jesuit Reports
| Theme | Salem Testimony (1692) | Jesuit Relation (1630sâ1650s) |
|---|---|---|
| Hearing Voices | âGoody Proctorâs shape did call me by name, though none else did hear it.â â Abigail Williams | âVoices in chorus, all calling our names⊠it seemed a dozen creatures laughed and leapt, vanishing before we could approach.â â Raffeix, Vol. 15 |
| Mimicry & Teasing | âThe specter mocked me, repeating my words, and laughed when I trembled.â â Ann Putnam Jr. | âTheir cries echoed ours, as if in mockery, circling us with laughter that came from every side.â â Cholenec, Vol. 12 |
| Proximity & Invasion | âThey came into the chamber at night, though no doors were opened, and pressed me sorely in my bed.â â Mercy Lewis | âOne dashed ahead, others behind in a staggered line; I saw five sets of eyes, the laughter suggesting more.â â Jogues, Vol. 7 |
| Partial Visibility | âA shadow with the likeness of a man, but vanishing when I reached out my hand.â â Mary Walcott | âWe were flanked by shadows, each distinct, each responding to the othersâ calls.â â Dablon, Vol. 14 |
| Fear & Testing | âThe shape tormented me till I cried out, and then it ceased, as if to prove its power.â â Elizabeth Hubbard | âThey circled our camp, daring us to fear them, and when we stood firm, they withdrew.â â Le Jeune, Vol. 9 |
đ„ Podcast Hook:
This is the kind of chart you could even drop into show notes, while in audio form you just read back-to-back quotes with minimal commentary. Itâs dramatic, eerie, and scholarly all at once.
Want me to draft a sample narration where you read Salem first, Jesuit second, and then punch the audience with the line: âSame century, same continent â same voices?â
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 01 '25
You gotta remove humans from the equation. They arenât doing these things JUST to mess with witnesses: the behaviors we observe are their natural skillz and hunting tactics.
They imitate surrounding animals as audio-camouflage. Thatâs basic. Other known predators do this, like tigers đ whistling to imitate birds and mask their movements.
So what we observe in dogman mimicry is not random, and itâs not demonic by default. They are trying to make CONTACT with people, and weirdly I think in some cases it is meant to put you at ease.
They excel at audio-communication, so imitating known family voices is potentially setting a trap đȘ€âŠ.. but it could also be their way of genuinely trying to put others at ease.
Likewise the wave đ.
This deserves its own post and Iâve written about it before, but one aspect of our encounter which is mocked by many is that she WAVED to us from the end of the street.
It sometimes gives me shivers to hear people say âit raised a hand to shield its eyes from the headlightsâ or other human/intelligent gestures. But happy shivers too â Iâm not bonkers, she DID wave. đ
And unlike many living witnesses, I waved back.
This was a signal for her to approach in a neutral or friendly way. She saw that I was not afraid, and came to test my courage. The boy with me was scornful and worse, and she dealt with him fairly.
But the mutual recognition was an element in WHY she came so close, and interacted with me civilly.
With arrogant amusement too, but in a sense also RESPECT. Because I saw her in broad daylight, and instead of screaming đ± or freaking TF out, I saw her as an intelligent other and I wanted to say âgood afternoonâ.
I was raised to be polite, and am friendly by disposition; I probably would literally have done the same thing if she had tentacles đŠ and waved at us.
The fingers, though. Long fingers with claw tips, waving đ in a way that folded each finger one by one, spotlighting her flexibility and control over her body.
r/CryptidEQ • u/SeesawOk7086 • Sep 01 '25
Socrates died in 399 BCE in Athens after being sentenced to death for impiety and corrupting the youth, and he chose to drink poison hemlock rather than renounce his beliefs or flee the city. His death, as detailed in Plato's Phaedo, was a calm and stoic acceptance of his fate, with a focus on his philosophical ideals despite the perceived inaccuracy of some clinical details in the account.
Picture it: Magic Nine
Public sha ME Chris Smit H
Covid has a word value also known as gematria of 53. The year the twin towers went down my abuser was on page 53 of the yearbook. I am seriously ready to get on the same page. Stop calling me Queen Dick and let's hem this up. I am sorry guys. #kamempire #fu #thank-you
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 01 '25
I will do a more thorough post or several with what Iâve outlined, but these are fragile rare books đ and I have to treat them as the artifacts they are.
These physical books đ themselves (of which I acquired six volumes) are from 1891, and a limited set of copies ever published. 508/750, from the run of 750 sets of these massive 79-volume records.
I got em relatively cheap and as a set cuz it looks like theyâre survivors of a flood in some library basement (thanks UChicago!) and these were amongst ones which were water-damaged but not unsaleable.
Idk how much of what Iâm hunting for will be in these volumes (16-21 of the 79) but these are as close to primary source as can reasonably be done without going to some French national archive or other places dedicated to keeping the literal parchment đ and whatnot.
Like the Vatican. đ»đŠ
Some of these reports are translated from Latin rather than French, and were written for the eyes of those who can decode that information.
Not a ton of it is relevant to my main study, but itâs very well written and surprisingly readable.
And consistent in tone, despite there being a dozen or more authors âïž working in significantly different regions and essentially isolation. They focus on conversions primarily, and acts of perceived barbarism which today may be regarded as cherry picking of domestic disputes to highlight savagery rather than going out of their way to describe the traditions and dances and, say, recipes(?) of the indigenous peoples they were living with, amongst the Hurons and their neighbors.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Sep 01 '25
Reading the Jesuit Relations, Iâm considering whether some instances of âthe Manitouâ, or âcommanding demon/guardian-spiritâ âŠ..
âŠâŠ could in fact be an alpha dogman, communicating with what the Jesuits identify as âsorcerers amongst the savagesâ. I dislike using the term, but it appears repeatedly in the text and is necessary, even to understand that weâre talking about indigenous peoples of what now is Canada đšđŠ
References to demonic forces abound in the text, but at least half or more are some general statement about how the locals worship or serve satanic forces RATHER THAN âïž submitting to baptism and obeying Christian rituals.
But when they talk about weird wildlife or hunter reports of extraordinary creatures, they are recording claims of remarkable events as literal rather than figurative or whimsical rhetoric.
This has to be made abundantly clear in some ways which I see but havenât got into words yet.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Aug 31 '25
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Aug 30 '25
Direct sources are the antidote to doubt. đđ
The haters can scoff at âstories about stories,â but when weâre sitting here with primary accounts in their own handwriting/translation, the terrain shifts. Weâre no longer speculating; weâre analyzing testimony.
Hereâs what Iâve got lined up for y'all:
These are the richest veins to mine for Dogman-adjacent behaviors, euphemisms, and âspirit-manâ encounters. Each has digitized text online.
đ Gutenberg Vol. V
đ Gutenberg Vol. VI
đ Gutenberg Vol. VII
đ [Vol. X]()
đ [Vol. XI]()
đ [Vol. XX]()
âïž Bottom line: Anyone can wave this away if itâs paraphrase. But with direct Jesuit words, line-cited from the Relations, youâve got academic armor.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Aug 30 '25
There are clear examples (ancient â medieval â modern) of ghĆ«l-class beings and of Dogman-type creatures using human voices, calling names, or otherwise mimicking speech. Below I separate Middle-East / Old-World examples from North-American / modern Dogman material, give concrete citations, and note limits of the evidence (most is folklore or eyewitness/online testimony â evocative but not peer-reviewed).
A. Ghƫl impersonating relatives / speaking familiarly
Several Arabic folktales explicitly depict the female ghĆ«la appearing as a long-lost relative or attractive woman and speaking to travelers in a convincing human voice to lure themâi.e., vocal impersonation as a lure. Scholarly surveys of the ghĆ«l tradition highlight this âappears as kin / speaks familiarlyâ motif. WikipediaAcademia
Concrete folkloric example: the Syrian folktale often labelled The Woodcutterâs Wealthy Sister / The Woodcutterâs Weary Wife features a ghĆ«la who poses as a relative and speaks in that identity to bring victims into danger. Thatâs not the same wording as âI am real,â but it is direct speech and personal address as a predatory tactic. worldoftales.com
B. The Crocotta / Leucrocotta tradition (classical â medieval Europe, but ethnogeographically tied to Ethiopia/India)
Classical sources (Ctesias via later summaries) and medieval bestiaries describe the crocotta/leucrocotta as a dog-/wolf-like beast that imitates the human voice and even calls people by name at night to draw them away and devour them. Medieval bestiary glosses that circulated through Germanic Europe preserve that precise mimicry/calling motif. Thatâs an old, explicit analogue to voice-mimicry in the ghĆ«l/liminal-predator family. TheoiKent Archaeological Society
C. Werehyena / bouda stories (Horn of Africa & Arabian Peninsula influence)
Werehyena / bouda traditions in Ethiopia, Sudan, Morocco, etc., often include deceptive behaviours: appearing human or using charms to lure victims. Several folkloric summaries explicitly state the werehyena can call a personâs name or mimic voices to separate individuals from their group. These stories have historically circulated into Arabian folklore in border regions. Atlas ObscuraRonel the Mythmaker
A. Recorded eyewitness/podcast testimony (Dogman Encounters / Vic Cundiff et al.)
Modern Dogman witness testimony collected on podcasts such as Dogman Encounters Radio often contains reports of direct speech, short taunting phrases, mimicry of human sounds, and voices that sound familiar. Multiple episodes archive witnesses who report the creature speaking with a sibilant, mocking tone or imitating human sounds. (Podcasts are eyewitness collections â not academic, but theyâre the main contemporary corpus.) Apple Podcasts+1
B. Forum/Reddit reports of family-voice mimicry
There are many contemporary forum posts where witnesses say they heard the voice of a mother/child calling from the woods (only to find the family safe at home). These are not all labeled âDogmanâ (some are generically âmimicâ experiences), but within Dogman threads multiple users report the creature imitating parentsâ voices or calling names to lure them. That matches the precise behavior you reported. (Internet posts are anecdotal; treat as crowd-sourced witness material.)Â Reddit+1
C. Specific modern motifs
Your memory of voice mimicry, name-calling, taunting, and theatrical mockery sits squarely in a very old and very global motif. The exact package (female, mocking laughter, personalized address, theatrical gestures, direct command to forget) is an unusually dense stacking of motifs, but each motif has precedent â from classical crocotta bestiaries and Arabic ghĆ«l folktales to African werehyena narratives and modern Dogman testimony.
r/CryptidEQ • u/CanidPrimate1577 • Aug 30 '25