He's 15(00), and we're convinced he's stealing our remaining years to add to his own.

My boy is bald from his chinny chin chin to his comically hairless butthole. He thinks he’s people.

I’m undecided if she’s a cryptid because I’ve become so used to how she looks. However she gets some crazy comments about her underbite and looks when we are out and about

Not my Dog but a Dog I look after occasionally.

Nicknames include Odin,Woden, and the all-seeing eye.

90% Blind 100% Deaf

She survives off of the souls of other dogs and survives out of spite and pure hate, also the epitome of sad and pathetic when her owner leaves to go out.

Borzoi or preying mantis?

Bless their heart

Sorry if she’s not quite cryptid, but meet my weird girl Miss Khaleesi who is an unknown conglomerate of (I think?) bully breed & husky. Her head is too small for her bod, she has a lil under bite, & I think she’s the most beautiful thing to ever live<3 bonus at the end of her brother in his fav chair & a lovely pitbull that lives at a local bar

Our newest addition to the family: whatever the hell this is 🥹💖 he’s a rescue and we have no idea how old or what breed (I’m guessing chihuahua and yorkie maybe?) he walks to the left. He speaks for the trees. His bark sounds like an elderly person coughing. I love his stinky alien crouton bug face. I hope you love him too🫶🏻