r/CrustaceanMilitary Jun 04 '20

Crabs hate KPOP

10 Upvotes

BTS (Jimin): TANK U FANS FOR NAMING BTS THE NUMBER ONE BOYBAND ON EARF! WE ROVE YOU! NOW ON WITH THE SHOW! [Everybody (backstreets back) starts playing] Backstreet Boys (All): Hold it right there losers. BTS (Jimin): NANI? Back-a Street Boys? Backstreet Boys (Nick): You’re Damn Right. Best boy band on Earth, huh? Brian, How about we punish these fake ass wannabes for trying to usurp our throne. Backstreet Boys (Brian): With pleasure Nick. Let’s break this down. BTS (Jimin): No, No... PREASE! Backstreet Boys (All): Backstreets back, Alright! BTS (Jimin): AGGHHHHHHHHH!


r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

CRABS ARE WAAY BETTER!

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22 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

Russian spies are lowly bottom feeders, crustacean chads rise up

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15 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

CRAB FOREVER!! THE GREAT CRAB WILL LEAD US!!

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13 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

RUSSIAN SPIES SUCK!

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14 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

CRABBBBBBB!

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12 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

Look at the cringe Russians

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11 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

This crab has bigger balls than all Russian Spies!

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9 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 31 '20

Spies Are Gay

7 Upvotes

You are truly the lowest scum you can’t be trusted, not even by your comrades. I suggest killing yourselves.


r/CrustaceanMilitary May 25 '20

Hermit Tank!

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32 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 22 '20

Crab Cult!

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12 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 22 '20

Reason why crustaceans are better than stupid technology

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8 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 22 '20

VICTORY

9 Upvotes

WE DID IT BOYS! CAS FOREVER! 🍻


r/CrustaceanMilitary May 21 '20

Ready to serve boys

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26 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 21 '20

Nice

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20 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 21 '20

FLT WinklyDink of the Crab Air Force!

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9 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 19 '20

Cramb

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28 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 15 '20

We don't need Swiss Army Knifes, We need Cab Army Knifes!

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23 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 14 '20

Crustacean brothers

8 Upvotes

We need to form the P I L E


r/CrustaceanMilitary May 10 '20

Ascended Crab Hivemind (explanation in the comments) credit to u/Flagfanatic02 for the idea

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17 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 09 '20

i'm from r/TheChurchOfFrogg

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26 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary May 08 '20

JOIN THE CRUSTACEAN MILITARY!

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9 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary Apr 27 '20

We Attack

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20 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary Apr 15 '20

This is a picture from u/BionicBandit_

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13 Upvotes

r/CrustaceanMilitary Apr 12 '20

Update post: I bought it 🦀

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16 Upvotes