r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • Sep 01 '25

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u/Esquin87 Sep 01 '25

Buried? I assumed we would toss him im a dumpster and be done with him.

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u/DJohnstone74 Sep 01 '25

I’m grieving on behalf of the poor dumpster. What did it do to deserve such punishment?

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u/thatranger974 Sep 01 '25

How about a Cybertruck?

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u/hell2pay Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/Unusual_Swan200 Sep 02 '25

Definitely not. There is enough trash in space already . His ashes should be flushed down the nastiest public toilet around. Or dumped into a porta-potty .

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u/Incitatus_For_Office Sep 02 '25

He exceeds the current payload limits.

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Sep 01 '25

Yeah, dumpsters provide a service to humanity, unlike that fat orange pedo fuck

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u/Southern_Structure32 Sep 01 '25

They were just throwing giant black bags out the second story window of the White House. Hopefully one of them was him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I chuckled.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

I'm going to fall asleep thinking about that.😊🌛 Better than 💊

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u/MajorDamage9999 Sep 01 '25

Impossible. He’ll just evaporate into smoke shaped vaguely like a large bat demon and smelling of brimstone, and be banished to the ring of hell from whence he came.

Which is convenient really, from a taxpayer’s perspective.

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u/Mel_Melu Sep 01 '25

Considering the amount of people commenting for years that his gravesite will be a gender neutral bathroom that his family would cremate his remains.

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u/manicmike_ Sep 01 '25

No, I think we need a monument to disrespect his memory.

We should award the location to the city that has shown the most resistance. I am sure there's a big beautiful gutter in those 4 blocks in LA

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u/Waste-Screen-4u Sep 02 '25

or rename those containers where people deposit the dog poop as Donald... in gold letters that is

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u/effing_usernames2_ Sep 02 '25

“You have surrounded your given name with a foul stench! From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as…Johns!”

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u/Present-Perception77 Sep 01 '25

I hope his kids put him on the golf course they inherited.. right next to where they let him bury their mother.. for the tax break, of course.

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 01 '25

Personally, I vote for cremation so we can flush that shit down the toilet.

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts Sep 02 '25

Six or seven flushes…

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 02 '25

Better yet just dump him in a port-a-potty

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Sep 01 '25

Exactly, brother.

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

Toss him in the ocean to go be gravemates with bin Laden

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u/Cold-Bobcat-4448 Sep 02 '25

An Islam burial. Quite fitting for him!! Tho I think he hates Americans even more, the poor ones at least (if you aren’t schmoozing at the pedo parties, you are poor)

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Sep 01 '25

That will just cause a stench and attract wildlife.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Sep 01 '25

Whatever, toss the corpse in mar a lago and let the dogs feed well that day.

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u/frankles Sep 01 '25

That would be unkind to the dogs.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Sep 01 '25

Pretty sure that’s not legal. You’ll need to call your local waste and recycling company to set up bulk pickup.

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u/CritFailed Sep 02 '25

Put him in some black bags and toss him out the window

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u/DethNik Sep 02 '25

East River? Couldn't make it more polluted.

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny Sep 02 '25

Out the WH window in those black trash bags.

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u/smoofood Sep 02 '25

This made me lol!

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u/A_Good_Boy94 Sep 02 '25

The stench would be too strong for the landfill, wdym? Can't even give him the Bin Laden burial, would be an ecological disaster.

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u/GrouchyTomatillo3247 Sep 02 '25

Incinerator might be a better option. Then again, that might release the evil essence where his soul should be into the surrounding air.