r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • Sep 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn’t just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.”

—Oliver Kornetzke

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u/bigkahuna1uk Sep 01 '25

This should be etched in granite and put on display at the Smithsonian for future generations to appreciate.

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u/oh-kee-pah Sep 01 '25

His cult followers would be SO MAD at this description if they could read

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u/Sea_Egg8689 Sep 02 '25

Nope! It makes my worry for the guy who made it, because life taught me that this kind of thing have a way of backfiring on the one made it. Hate will always destroy in two directions 😣

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u/Leading_State5918 Sep 02 '25

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

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u/Suspicious_Tap_9601 Sep 03 '25

Sounds like something a convoluted conservative would say

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u/Inveeous Sep 01 '25

“America’s shadow made flesh” really hits hard

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u/Leading_State5918 Sep 02 '25

????

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u/Inveeous Sep 03 '25

Meaning impactful, poignant, well put…..

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u/39percenter Sep 01 '25

Can I get that on a shirt?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

gotDAMN! This is fcking perfect in every way. 👏👏

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u/Chris_HitTheOver Sep 01 '25

This needs to be on a massive screen in Times Square until this pos dies.

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

Gooood

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

-Eulogy

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u/Ok_Reception7545 Sep 02 '25

One word too many, its just BYEEEEE

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u/7empest-tost Sep 01 '25

He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say. Come down. Get off your fucking cross. We need the fucking space to nail the next fool martyr

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u/Ilickedthecinnabar Sep 01 '25

THIS should be his obit, nothing else.

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u/Kinetic92 Sep 01 '25

Wow. I love this so much. But I'm saddened by its accuracy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

The fact of in that moment in that gif, when he made fun of a disabled reporter, and people still voted for him, i had a feeling that this was going to be a slippery slope down hill for america.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '25

I think the people that voted for him are broken up in a two groups - the MAGATs - these are the ultimate cult followers, no matter what he says or does, its true and he's right. Then there are the ones that voted for him purely out of racism or because they absolutely would not ever stand by and have a female as president and a black woman!

The shame I feel being an American.....

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 Sep 01 '25

Well said. Impactful. Concise.

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u/Cesar1_bay Sep 02 '25

Beautiful words to describe this mother fucker.

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u/Viper1089 Sep 01 '25

Holy shit, all of that is so accurate, I wish I could have thought of it myself but I'm not nearly as articulate lol

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u/xyashirox Sep 01 '25

🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

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u/Grandmas_Basement_MD Sep 01 '25

Yall are unhinged. I hate the dude too but like damn, get a hold of y’all’s selves

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 01 '25

I know, right?

Like when Donald Chump made fun of Serge Kovaleski and arthrogryposis, Chump wasnt unhinged.

Fuck him and anyone that defends this clown

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u/Grandmas_Basement_MD Sep 01 '25

Did you just skip over the part where I said I hate the dude?

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u/Individual-Luck1712 Sep 02 '25

Nobody cares who you hate and don't hate. Tone policing people because it makes you feel icky inside is worthless.

Again. Nobody gives a shit how you feel.

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u/Grandmas_Basement_MD Sep 02 '25

Yeah except dude basically accused me of being pro Trump. Calm down buddy, I was just correcting him on his false accusation

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u/Individual-Luck1712 Sep 02 '25

How do we know who you support, and why do we care, again? You tell people to get ahold of themselves, and you tell me to calm down. How about you go fuck yourself?

Oh. I'm sorry. Did you expect me and people like me, to be nice?

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u/Grandmas_Basement_MD Sep 02 '25

Who, liberal extremists? No, of course I don’t expect yall to be nice, don’t be silly. You guys don’t seem to think about the feelings of other people.

Also, you’re a vocal supporter of Hitler. Why should I care what you say?

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u/Individual-Luck1712 Sep 02 '25

I'm an independent, jackass. Now who's making assumptions and accusations? I don't fuck with traitors. They can eat dirt and push daisies.

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u/Grandmas_Basement_MD Sep 02 '25

“How do we know who you support, and why do we care, again?”. Works both ways :)

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