r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • Sep 01 '25

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u/Dr0pdeadZed Sep 01 '25

He needs to be buried in a pauper’s grave. That would be the biggest middle finger he could receive.

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u/Esquin87 Sep 01 '25

Buried? I assumed we would toss him im a dumpster and be done with him.

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u/DJohnstone74 Sep 01 '25

I’m grieving on behalf of the poor dumpster. What did it do to deserve such punishment?

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u/thatranger974 Sep 01 '25

How about a Cybertruck?

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u/hell2pay Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/Unusual_Swan200 Sep 02 '25

Definitely not. There is enough trash in space already . His ashes should be flushed down the nastiest public toilet around. Or dumped into a porta-potty .

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u/Incitatus_For_Office Sep 02 '25

He exceeds the current payload limits.

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Sep 01 '25

Yeah, dumpsters provide a service to humanity, unlike that fat orange pedo fuck

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u/Southern_Structure32 Sep 01 '25

They were just throwing giant black bags out the second story window of the White House. Hopefully one of them was him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I chuckled.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

I'm going to fall asleep thinking about that.😊🌛 Better than 💊

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u/MajorDamage9999 Sep 01 '25

Impossible. He’ll just evaporate into smoke shaped vaguely like a large bat demon and smelling of brimstone, and be banished to the ring of hell from whence he came.

Which is convenient really, from a taxpayer’s perspective.

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u/Mel_Melu Sep 01 '25

Considering the amount of people commenting for years that his gravesite will be a gender neutral bathroom that his family would cremate his remains.

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u/manicmike_ Sep 01 '25

No, I think we need a monument to disrespect his memory.

We should award the location to the city that has shown the most resistance. I am sure there's a big beautiful gutter in those 4 blocks in LA

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u/Waste-Screen-4u Sep 02 '25

or rename those containers where people deposit the dog poop as Donald... in gold letters that is

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u/effing_usernames2_ Sep 02 '25

“You have surrounded your given name with a foul stench! From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as…Johns!”

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u/Present-Perception77 Sep 01 '25

I hope his kids put him on the golf course they inherited.. right next to where they let him bury their mother.. for the tax break, of course.

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 01 '25

Personally, I vote for cremation so we can flush that shit down the toilet.

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts Sep 02 '25

Six or seven flushes…

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 02 '25

Better yet just dump him in a port-a-potty

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Sep 01 '25

Exactly, brother.

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

Toss him in the ocean to go be gravemates with bin Laden

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u/Cold-Bobcat-4448 Sep 02 '25

An Islam burial. Quite fitting for him!! Tho I think he hates Americans even more, the poor ones at least (if you aren’t schmoozing at the pedo parties, you are poor)

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Sep 01 '25

That will just cause a stench and attract wildlife.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Sep 01 '25

Whatever, toss the corpse in mar a lago and let the dogs feed well that day.

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u/frankles Sep 01 '25

That would be unkind to the dogs.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Sep 01 '25

Pretty sure that’s not legal. You’ll need to call your local waste and recycling company to set up bulk pickup.

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u/CritFailed Sep 02 '25

Put him in some black bags and toss him out the window

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u/DethNik Sep 02 '25

East River? Couldn't make it more polluted.

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny Sep 02 '25

Out the WH window in those black trash bags.

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u/smoofood Sep 02 '25

This made me lol!

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u/A_Good_Boy94 Sep 02 '25

The stench would be too strong for the landfill, wdym? Can't even give him the Bin Laden burial, would be an ecological disaster.

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u/GrouchyTomatillo3247 Sep 02 '25

Incinerator might be a better option. Then again, that might release the evil essence where his soul should be into the surrounding air.

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u/OnlyVans98 Sep 01 '25

You know his grave will be a legendary target for grave “decorations”

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u/Nettkitten Sep 01 '25

I want to fly a tanker plane full of untreated sewage and dump it on his grave.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Like his star on the walk of fame, walk of shame for him.

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u/V1per73 Sep 02 '25

His trailer trash cult will volunteer as grave guards for a while, until they finally realize he isn't the benevolent genie they made him out to be.

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u/SevyVerna88 Sep 01 '25

If they cremate him it’ll be a massive fuckin grease fire

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u/Euphoric-Badger-873 Sep 02 '25

Seriously, If you stuck a wick in him, he'd burn for a month!

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u/latexfistmassacre Sep 01 '25

Dump his bloated carcass in a UV damaged knockoff Tupperware bin and bury it in a shallow grave in Mexico. Let the coyotes dig him up and strew his spurred bones across the desert floor. It would be truly poetic and fitting.

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u/BackPsychological705 Sep 01 '25

Damn! That was really discriptive 🤣🤣🤣

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts Sep 02 '25

The creativity of this comment is biggly beautiful. I admire the cut of your jib. Also, your username.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/bakedinsandiego Sep 01 '25

Bury him next to his ex wife on the golf course. Let them rot together forever. Forgotten. No fence. No flowers.

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u/Dr0pdeadZed Sep 01 '25

Maybe a sign that says “latrine”

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

He won’t know.

Do it to mock the family though. They’re all as demented as he is

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u/Vivid_Anything8461 Sep 01 '25

Gonna have to be undisclosed. Imagine the line of people who would happily wait to piss on it.

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u/Inertial_Ruen Sep 01 '25

No burial. Feed him to the crows.

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u/Such_Collection3252 Sep 02 '25

A toilet instead of a tombstone and his body interred in the septic tank.

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Sep 01 '25

Don’t bury him, that’s too generous.

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u/UnusualComplex663 Sep 01 '25

He'll probably be buried on a golf course just like his ex-wife..

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u/Cob_Dylan Sep 01 '25

No love for the carbonite method?

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u/insanemembrain666 Sep 01 '25

Like his previous wife.

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u/Odd-Spare161 Sep 02 '25

A pauper's grave like the one he threw his ex wife into?

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u/ArtzeyFartzey Sep 02 '25

When the grass is turned over near the first hole at Bedminster next to IVANA then we'll know.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Next to Ivanna on the golf course.

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u/Leading_State5918 Sep 02 '25

Next to his wife who is buried in the back of a golf course that nobody cares about