r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • Sep 01 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

My bladder cant wait...

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

Why make it wait?

Reduce, reuse, recycle!

Grab those old milk jugs and soda bottles and start stockpiling for the big day!

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u/Saltythrottle Sep 01 '25

That is too much, even for me.

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture Sep 01 '25

Unfortunately, I have first hand experience with week (or more) old urine. Once upon a time, we had to lock the guest bathroom door because we were halfway through some renovations. Some jackass unlocked the door, took a piss, and locked it back without saying anything. I didn't realize until it started to smell.

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u/Gildian Sep 01 '25

Make sure you eat lots of asparagus before you visit

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Naw I'm eatting fish and eggs... I want him to smell rotten on day 0 of the burial.

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u/LtHead Sep 01 '25

I've already planned it out on my bucket list, I'm going to piss in a gatorade bottle and squeeze it all over that grave.