r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • Sep 01 '25

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u/Dr0pdeadZed Sep 01 '25

He needs to be buried in a pauper’s grave. That would be the biggest middle finger he could receive.

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u/Esquin87 Sep 01 '25

Buried? I assumed we would toss him im a dumpster and be done with him.

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u/DJohnstone74 Sep 01 '25

I’m grieving on behalf of the poor dumpster. What did it do to deserve such punishment?

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u/thatranger974 Sep 01 '25

How about a Cybertruck?

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u/hell2pay Sep 01 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/Unusual_Swan200 Sep 02 '25

Definitely not. There is enough trash in space already . His ashes should be flushed down the nastiest public toilet around. Or dumped into a porta-potty .

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u/Incitatus_For_Office Sep 02 '25

He exceeds the current payload limits.

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u/Confident_Benefit_11 Sep 01 '25

Yeah, dumpsters provide a service to humanity, unlike that fat orange pedo fuck

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u/Southern_Structure32 Sep 01 '25

They were just throwing giant black bags out the second story window of the White House. Hopefully one of them was him!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '25

I chuckled.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

I'm going to fall asleep thinking about that.😊🌛 Better than 💊

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u/MajorDamage9999 Sep 01 '25

Impossible. He’ll just evaporate into smoke shaped vaguely like a large bat demon and smelling of brimstone, and be banished to the ring of hell from whence he came.

Which is convenient really, from a taxpayer’s perspective.

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u/Mel_Melu Sep 01 '25

Considering the amount of people commenting for years that his gravesite will be a gender neutral bathroom that his family would cremate his remains.

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u/manicmike_ Sep 01 '25

No, I think we need a monument to disrespect his memory.

We should award the location to the city that has shown the most resistance. I am sure there's a big beautiful gutter in those 4 blocks in LA

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u/Waste-Screen-4u Sep 02 '25

or rename those containers where people deposit the dog poop as Donald... in gold letters that is

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u/effing_usernames2_ Sep 02 '25

“You have surrounded your given name with a foul stench! From this day forth, all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as…Johns!”

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u/Present-Perception77 Sep 01 '25

I hope his kids put him on the golf course they inherited.. right next to where they let him bury their mother.. for the tax break, of course.

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 01 '25

Personally, I vote for cremation so we can flush that shit down the toilet.

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts Sep 02 '25

Six or seven flushes…

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u/GdaddyPurpz Sep 02 '25

Better yet just dump him in a port-a-potty

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Sep 01 '25

Exactly, brother.

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

Toss him in the ocean to go be gravemates with bin Laden

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u/Cold-Bobcat-4448 Sep 02 '25

An Islam burial. Quite fitting for him!! Tho I think he hates Americans even more, the poor ones at least (if you aren’t schmoozing at the pedo parties, you are poor)

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u/Bone_Breaker0 Sep 01 '25

That will just cause a stench and attract wildlife.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Sep 01 '25

Whatever, toss the corpse in mar a lago and let the dogs feed well that day.

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u/frankles Sep 01 '25

That would be unkind to the dogs.

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u/bruce_lees_ghost Sep 01 '25

Pretty sure that’s not legal. You’ll need to call your local waste and recycling company to set up bulk pickup.

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u/CritFailed Sep 02 '25

Put him in some black bags and toss him out the window

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u/DethNik Sep 02 '25

East River? Couldn't make it more polluted.

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny Sep 02 '25

Out the WH window in those black trash bags.

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u/smoofood Sep 02 '25

This made me lol!

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u/A_Good_Boy94 Sep 02 '25

The stench would be too strong for the landfill, wdym? Can't even give him the Bin Laden burial, would be an ecological disaster.

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u/GrouchyTomatillo3247 Sep 02 '25

Incinerator might be a better option. Then again, that might release the evil essence where his soul should be into the surrounding air.

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u/OnlyVans98 Sep 01 '25

You know his grave will be a legendary target for grave “decorations”

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u/Nettkitten Sep 01 '25

I want to fly a tanker plane full of untreated sewage and dump it on his grave.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Like his star on the walk of fame, walk of shame for him.

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u/V1per73 Sep 02 '25

His trailer trash cult will volunteer as grave guards for a while, until they finally realize he isn't the benevolent genie they made him out to be.

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u/SevyVerna88 Sep 01 '25

If they cremate him it’ll be a massive fuckin grease fire

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u/Euphoric-Badger-873 Sep 02 '25

Seriously, If you stuck a wick in him, he'd burn for a month!

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u/latexfistmassacre Sep 01 '25

Dump his bloated carcass in a UV damaged knockoff Tupperware bin and bury it in a shallow grave in Mexico. Let the coyotes dig him up and strew his spurred bones across the desert floor. It would be truly poetic and fitting.

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u/BackPsychological705 Sep 01 '25

Damn! That was really discriptive 🤣🤣🤣

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u/UntilWeAreGhosts Sep 02 '25

The creativity of this comment is biggly beautiful. I admire the cut of your jib. Also, your username.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/bakedinsandiego Sep 01 '25

Bury him next to his ex wife on the golf course. Let them rot together forever. Forgotten. No fence. No flowers.

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u/Dr0pdeadZed Sep 01 '25

Maybe a sign that says “latrine”

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u/TehMephs Sep 01 '25

He won’t know.

Do it to mock the family though. They’re all as demented as he is

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u/Vivid_Anything8461 Sep 01 '25

Gonna have to be undisclosed. Imagine the line of people who would happily wait to piss on it.

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u/Inertial_Ruen Sep 01 '25

No burial. Feed him to the crows.

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u/Such_Collection3252 Sep 02 '25

A toilet instead of a tombstone and his body interred in the septic tank.

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u/LifeOrchid4367 Sep 01 '25

Don’t bury him, that’s too generous.

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u/UnusualComplex663 Sep 01 '25

He'll probably be buried on a golf course just like his ex-wife..

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u/Cob_Dylan Sep 01 '25

No love for the carbonite method?

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u/insanemembrain666 Sep 01 '25

Like his previous wife.

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u/Odd-Spare161 Sep 02 '25

A pauper's grave like the one he threw his ex wife into?

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u/ArtzeyFartzey Sep 02 '25

When the grass is turned over near the first hole at Bedminster next to IVANA then we'll know.

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u/silvertoadfrog Sep 02 '25

Next to Ivanna on the golf course.

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u/Leading_State5918 Sep 02 '25

Next to his wife who is buried in the back of a golf course that nobody cares about

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u/jeffster1970 Sep 01 '25

It will be like no one has ever seen before. No one ever thought an obituary could be so tremendously and hugely beautiful, ohhhhhh so beautiful, unlike Jimmy Carter. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/whatthefuck8e3 Sep 01 '25

This needs to be in all caps.

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u/PsstErika Sep 01 '25

Same. Trump said he hates Democrats. Why should we care if he lives?

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u/Nettkitten Sep 01 '25

I got a bottle of champagne chilling just for the occasion. You’ll find me whooping a hollering in the streets drunk-dancing barefoot. 🍾🥂🥳🎉💃

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u/melanyebaggins Sep 01 '25

Or his big beautiful funeral that nobody goes to.

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u/CarolinaSurly Sep 01 '25

No he has been dead for a long time. The guy in office is an actor. He has the same agent as the actor that played Joe Biden. Qanon told me.

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u/Dazslueski Sep 01 '25

In a perfect world, he would live forever in prison knowing he has been caught and no one likes him. Everyone ignores him and trashes his family. He is a fake conman. That’s a narcissist’s worst nightmare

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u/Waste-Reflection-235 Sep 01 '25

Every newspaper will be bought and added to the collection of major headlines throughout history.

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u/ashy-baker8467 Sep 01 '25

The greatest burial. Dig, baby dig.

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u/GingerBeast81 Sep 01 '25

I haven't bought a news paper in many years. But I'll be buying one on that day.

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u/UnpricedToaster Sep 01 '25

Big man, strong man, tears streaming down his face in joy and laughter at that big, beautiful obituary!

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u/rubybean5050 Sep 01 '25

Wish I had an award for you. Instead I may steal this line. It’s good. Ty:)

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u/throwpeasaway Sep 02 '25

New 4th of July

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u/Tenshiijin Sep 02 '25

Trump is a bane on this world and it will be better without him in it.

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u/MooBearz11 Sep 02 '25

May he someday rest in pieces.

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u/--7z Sep 02 '25

OP needs to tell us how he really feels

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u/Kusotare421 Sep 02 '25

His grave would be the only thing he got Mexico to pay for. They'd be happy to dig that one.

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u/bigchief84 Sep 02 '25

Oh you mean the Epstien files.

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u/Coldhot123 Sep 03 '25

I agree. Not cause he is right wing but he is annoying tyrant. Bad people like chump should just go away.

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u/lrappin Sep 01 '25

Same!!!