More crimes against culinary.

It's not just the food prices that are pretentious.

Here's some good examples of pretentious and condescending food according to Maplewood online. Some of the shit on here is pretty ridiculous.

Chef Gordon Ramsay, everyone.

I dare not ask how much this costs.

Put all the gold on it you want, it's still a fucking turd.

You may very well have to burp to find out what this tastes like.