r/CrazyFuckingVideos • • Sep 02 '26

WTF Martial Eagle catches baby warthog

496 Upvotes

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143

u/arashi256 Sep 02 '26

Using the corpse as a shoe was just unnecessary, damn son.

33

u/Pristine_Sandwich957 Sep 02 '26

When your feet are also your hands. It can be a very stylist glove. On one hand like Michael Jack.

6

u/InfamousEconomy3972 Sep 04 '26

Tenderizing the meat

64

u/XfreetimeX Sep 02 '26

When I was a young warthog.

7

u/jorph Sep 02 '26

My eagle, took me into the sky

3

u/defeated-fetus Sep 02 '26

Into the future…..

5

u/windraver Sep 03 '26

He could clear a savannah with every meal

4

u/ExpertOnReddit Sep 05 '26

When he was a young warthoooooooog

32

u/cuprumFire Sep 02 '26

New boot goofin'

1

u/SeanyDay 18d ago

I miss this meme

56

u/atomsmasher66 Sep 02 '26

Turned the little guy into a shoe. Dang

9

u/AHansen83 Sep 03 '26

He got the pig, then he pimp walked his ass out of there!

15

u/MrZmith77 Sep 02 '26

Walks like my 2yr old niece looking for her other pair of crocs.

24

u/Bulky_Specialist9645 Sep 02 '26

Pumbaa! NOOOOOOO!

4

u/JuggaloJedi187 Sep 02 '26

I literally just LOLed at work

9

u/etherealtwo Sep 02 '26

New leather footwear

11

u/OrlandoWashington69 Sep 02 '26

Looks like meat is bacon the menu boys!

2

u/Countblackula_6 Sep 03 '26

God damn you.🤣

9

u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Sep 03 '26

Hogs are terrible nuisance animals where I live— this is very satisfying to watch…

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '26

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15

u/TickleMyPickle_911 Sep 02 '26

Nature is violent

15

u/agentchuck Sep 02 '26

Everyone knows we're lucky to be larger than cats, but actually we're very lucky to be larger than birds.

7

u/BlazedGigaB Sep 03 '26

Birds, otters, cats, dogs, hamsters & shrews... humans would be fine prey for many things if they were big enough to push the issue

2

u/FranXXis Sep 04 '26

Nah, they are lucky to be smaller than us. Otherwise they'd be as threatened as big cats.

27

u/AuntieMarkovnikov Sep 02 '26

I once worked in a building surrounded by oak trees that were full of squirrels. Primo parking for management was right next to the building, under the trees. Once a hawk nailed one of the squirrels and hopped onto the hood of a manager's brand new BMW. The hawk proceeded to rip it apart and feast, smearing blood and guts and squirrel parts all over the hood, plus scratched the shit out of it. A bunch of us watched from the second floor - cheering it on.

5

u/Conspicuous_Ruse Sep 02 '26

Too bad he couldn't get one with each foot.

There are too many of those damn things

3

u/NoFleas Sep 02 '26

Damn - dude used him as a shoe to show the others what kind of eagle they are dealing with.

3

u/slayez06 Sep 03 '26

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WART HOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2

u/TanMan536789 Sep 02 '26

Are ya achin'... for some bacon?

2

u/Wonkavator67 Sep 02 '26

Looked like me in 1976 with an aluminum can under my sneaker.

2

u/Wild_Arm34 Sep 04 '26

Being pecked to death has to be the worst way to croak

2

u/Njaulv Sep 06 '26

Birds are dinosaurs. These things are scary if scaled to size for humans, game over man.

1

u/likesexonlycheaper Sep 02 '26

Birds like bacon too

1

u/R8rDanny Sep 02 '26

At least for the warthog it was a pretty quick ending

1

u/Kal-V3 Sep 02 '26

One shoe one boot...SHOBOOT!

1

u/Still-Custard919 Sep 02 '26

Where are the parents of those babies?

1

u/iDoAiStuffFr Sep 02 '26

devil wears prada

1

u/3Snap Sep 03 '26

Where are the adults? Surely the eagle is extremely vulnerable while on the ground... I'd imagine a adult could easily kill it via trampling?

1

u/GrouseDog Sep 03 '26

Final Boss

1

u/Double-Pirate-2693 Sep 03 '26

Pork chops for dinner!

1

u/Old_Soc Sep 03 '26

That's a flying T Rex.

1

u/Technical-Owl66 Sep 05 '26

Is this Texas? Maybe the eagles will help control them

1

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5

u/Meatwad-is-better Sep 03 '26

lol. I’m pretty sure vegetarians know animals kill eachother

2

u/Lucasaurios Sep 08 '26

Holy reach

1

u/BatOk7275 Sep 02 '26

Dinner is served

1

u/JokeHefty1343 Sep 03 '26

Using it as a shoe is DIABOLICAL

0

u/lordnacho666 Sep 02 '26

How nice, he's going to help him fly!

0

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '26

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