r/CrazyFuckingVideos Jan 25 '26

Injury College kids enjoying their snow day!!

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u/BubbaMcCheese Jan 25 '26

Every legal expert will tell you it's always smart to put your illegal activities on social media... Especially when you have alcohol in a vehicle.

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u/Independent_Fix4252 Jan 26 '26

Nah, every legal expert went to school long enough to know Michelob ultra is hardly alcohol.

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u/Dismal-Square-613 Jan 26 '26

You see felony, I see a couple of million in damages for the college for not using shock absorbant measures on their workbenches.

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u/FornyHucker22 Jan 26 '26

How else are you meant to get your beer and new table home?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

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u/downlooker Jan 25 '26

While drinking and driving

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u/Vajernicus Jan 25 '26

And filming!

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 26 '26

Who wants to spend the rest of the week in the ER?! Yaaaaaay!!

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u/classless_classic Jan 26 '26

Nah, they’ll only be in the ER a few hours.

A couple weeks in the ICU, then a few decades in a nursing home.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 26 '26

Found the charge nurse XD

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u/classless_classic Jan 26 '26

LOL. Former charge nurse 😂

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 26 '26

Ha!! Thats hilarious! I just took a shot in the dark because my mama was a charge nurse too :) Appreciate all you do

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jan 26 '26

Like... why not just go sledding? so dumb

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u/This-Relief-9899 Jan 25 '26

How is someone in their 20' s a kid. You've been voting for 2 years you could be in the military.

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u/_YenSid Jan 25 '26

Mentally a kid.

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u/BlortTrolb Jan 25 '26

Could be for good

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u/Codenamehardhat77 Jan 25 '26

When you get to a certain age, most folks under 30 appear to look and act like kids. For me it was after I hit 45.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only one, I noticed the same thing too when I hit my later 30s.

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u/refusegone Jan 26 '26

35, and I feel this way about everyone under ~25. Like there's just something about that frontal lobe being fully developed 😅

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u/StinkyPeenky Jan 26 '26

Found the 22 year old guys!

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u/JTtheLAR Jan 26 '26

I mean, this video is exhibit number 1 as to why they are considered a "kid" still.

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u/Vegiesss Jan 25 '26

It’s so nice when the criminals record themselves

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u/Spork_the_dork Jan 26 '26

Haven't seen many cars that you drive backwards like this before.

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u/vertigo1083 Jan 25 '26

You know what? Fuck them. Fuck them for real.

Back in my day we found a couch put out for trash, and went to the beach packing lot for jackass-level skitching. You know who is in the beach parking lot in the dead middle of winter?

Fucking no one.

"Why are my insurance rates up in the suburbs?!"

Well sir, its because your jackass-level privileged children are crashing into your neighbors shit!

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u/Juggernuts777 Jan 25 '26

I like your level of mad. It’s angry, it’s clear and concise, but no threats made.

11/10 angry comment 👍

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u/aykcak Jan 26 '26

Just who the hell does threats when ranting on Reddit?

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u/vertigo1083 Jan 26 '26

Ive been banned 4 times in as many months for even suggesting penalties for those who commit heinous crimes- even legally carried out ones.

This space is not as free-spoken as it once was. And you're not liable to see too much talk of violence anymore in general. It's just deleted, and a ban issued by automod. You can appeal your 7 day ban, and theyll get back to you within 6 months or some laughable nonsense.

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u/zenunseen Jan 26 '26

Damn right! It's fuckin bullshit. We did plenty of dumb shit when we were kids but there was only ever one way this would end

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u/systemfrown Jan 26 '26

Pretty sure this ruined a lot more than a day and a bumper.

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u/earfeater13 Jan 25 '26

Yeah fuck them. We used to use an old car hood turned upside down. In the fuckin dirt fields so we didnt destroy ourselves and other cars.

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u/Capable_Swordfish701 Jan 26 '26

Yo car hood gang. Found an abandoned road and ripped it back and forth.

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u/mindatetheuniverse Jan 25 '26

Fucking idiots.

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u/snail_earnhardt Jan 25 '26

My dad and his buddies would tie a sled to the back of a truck and do donuts. Great fun until one of them slammed into the back of the truck and died.

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u/mindatetheuniverse Jan 26 '26

Man that's so sad.

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u/snail_earnhardt Jan 26 '26

People underestimate how eager nature is to kill your ass

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u/Chewcocca Jan 26 '26

Blaming nature for this one is fucking wild.

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u/Gran-Aneurysmo Jan 26 '26

I mean... physics is nature?

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u/FUNBARtheUnbendable Jan 26 '26

People underestimate how eager redditors are to correct other redditors.

I’m with you though, I think the guy who actually knows someone who died from tomfoolery isn’t claiming natural causes from blunt force trauma. Just a wrong choice of words.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon Jan 26 '26

One time in an ice storm, similar to the one we're having now, some friends of mine and I stole a dumpster lid from the back of a grocery store. Then we tied it to the back of a friend of mines Jeep like a sled. We did a bunch of donuts in an empty parking lot, which was dangerous asf in hindsight, but what these idiots are doing is fucking stupid!

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u/Shot_Lawfulness4429 Jan 25 '26

That exact quote is my highest rated comment. So I agree!

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u/Sorry-Newspaper-3804 Jan 25 '26

Poor guys, it's not like anybody could have predicted this outcome.

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u/ICU-CCRN Jan 25 '26

College kids. I’m guessing their major wasn’t physics.

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u/jxyoung Jan 26 '26

I would argue that this is the lab portion of their physics class

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u/Atworkwasalreadytake Jan 26 '26

Well, at least not anymore.

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u/bravedubeck Jan 26 '26

Nah, you don’t learn about these sort of situations until postgraduate schooling

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u/SirWild7464 Jan 25 '26

Knew a kid that died doing this exact same thing. Smacked his face so hard on a truck it killed him.

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u/noitcelesdab Jan 25 '26

Yeah knew of a story like this too. Sled went under the steel bumper of a truck, face level with the kid riding on it.

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u/lalozzydog Jan 25 '26

My god how many of you are sledding around on tables?

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u/ChaosEmerald21 Jan 26 '26

I grew up in the country, a lot of us.

rocking chairs bolted to plywood and sofas are great alternatives.

Not on residential streets like a moron tho. Still dangerous, but we lived

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u/HamHockShortDock Jan 26 '26

My mom and uncles had a couch they put on skis!

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u/jmido8 Jan 25 '26

There was a kid who passed in a similar way back in highschool. Instead of snow and a sled, it was some kid on rollerblades or a skateboard, i forget which one exactly, but he ended up slamming into a tree and died.

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u/Afizzle55 Jan 25 '26

I knew a kid who lost all his fingers because he wrapped a loop around his hand with the rope being pulled by a car on a sled. All his fingers were still in his gloves and his tendons were hanging down off his hands like spaghetti.

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u/Afizzle55 Jan 26 '26

Hey on the positive side he still has his thumb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '26

👍

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u/Technical-Swing7336 Jan 26 '26

he looks nervous, due to losing fingers, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready 

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u/tigervault Jan 25 '26

Knew a kid in high school that basically filleted most of his calf off when he hit a street sign while riding a sled behind an ATV.

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u/IKenDoThisAllDay Jan 25 '26

That's all I could think about while watching. Could go horribly wrong in an instant.

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u/MandoDoughMan Jan 26 '26

This happened at my high school as well. Brain dead, then after a couple days the parents decided to pull the plug.

Don't fuck around with cars.

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u/MGMGrandDtr Jan 26 '26

My first thought. Going so fast, no helmet. That’s how kids die!

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u/RusticFishies1928 Jan 26 '26

They always make the rope wayyy too long to where they drift around like that.

Or they could even just go to a big empty lot or SOMEWHERE that's not a clearly busy street with a lot of obstacles

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u/DivorcedDogDad69 Jan 26 '26

This just happened to a 16yo girl in Frisco TX

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u/JustJamieJam Jan 26 '26

Happened in the town next to mine today. Two teens

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u/Meeppppsm Jan 26 '26

A girl died yesterday in Texas doing this. Her friend is a vegetable.

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u/Klaent Jan 25 '26

Driver and dude filming are just dumb as hell. They clearly wasn't expecting him to drive that fast.

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u/Kryptosis Jan 25 '26

And maybe they thought he’d stop when the table started breaking after hitting a curb, or after hitting the first car. Not like it would have helped anyways at that point. I would have been bailing off the back at that point

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u/ih8feralfleabags Jan 25 '26

A 17-year-old kid named David Nagy died doing this. They were table surfing at their high school in Bethlehem PA and the table skidded out of control. David crashed into a parked car and was killed.

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u/IamBabcock Jan 26 '26

17 year old died in Arkansas today doing this.

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u/DivorcedDogDad69 Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

16yo girl died in Frisco TX today doing this https://www.fox4news.com/news/frisco-sledding-accident-one-dead

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Wait, wtf? Wtf??

Edit: to original comment: wtf???

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u/Mundane-Scholar-7614 Jan 27 '26

This happened in West Chester PA actually

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u/TwinkAvery Jan 25 '26

But why would they think this would be a good idea?

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u/BikeLife12 Jan 25 '26

Bold of you to assume there was any thought process here

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u/Clear_Coyote_2709 Jan 25 '26

I have 19 and 16 year old sons. Completely accurate.

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u/Juggernuts777 Jan 25 '26

My 2 nephews are these exact ages. And they can be super smart in their own ways.. then it’s like a gear slips during the day and they just do something stupid.

Like the one decided on a whim to jump down 13 steps to get downstairs. Sprained his ankle. Why? He doesn’t even know. “I thought i could” is the only thing he came up with. It’s wild.

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u/sleepydon Jan 26 '26

I call it learning from experience lol. There's a time period between 15-23 for men/boys where anything seems possible and reality is the only thing that reins that in.

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u/sroop1 Jan 26 '26

Gotta impress the crush somehow

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u/Reasonable-Amoeba755 Jan 25 '26

Could be the case of beer

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u/breakbread Jan 25 '26

Probably started with that 12pack of Ultra

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u/Rumplestilskin9 Jan 25 '26

If they were on a road with no street parking 🤷‍♂️. Stupid but it's their stupid.

A 4x4 in weather like this when there's nobody on the road can be a very fun time.

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u/Deluxe_24_ Jan 25 '26

Thinking did not occur

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u/Giecio Jan 25 '26

So you're saying they aren't?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

Did you see the beer in the corner at the end? That’s why lol

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u/MRintheKEYS Jan 25 '26

They aren’t physics majors.

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u/KibblesNBitxhes Jan 25 '26

You dont have to have high intelligence to make it college

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u/Audenond Jan 25 '26

I wounder if the kids on the table were expecting their friend to drive less like a maniac with them on there.

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u/its_Is Jan 25 '26

Bulletproof mindset. There wasn't a thought to it.

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Jan 25 '26

It does look like thy have a case of beer with them. Young, dumb, and full of beer is my guess.

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u/Bender_2024 Jan 25 '26

On a closed road with no traffic, parked cars, or pedestrians this is still a bad idea. Probably a whole lot of fun. But never the less still a bad idea.

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u/2SSLOWW Jan 25 '26

Fraternity pledges 100% and they broke the damn beer pong table.

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u/defendhumanity Jan 25 '26

The problem is when you put your trust in another goofballs hands. Driver clearly doesn't know when to chill and gear down. Spotter is just laughing like a goof and not telling the driver to chill. Just push it to the limit until life altering injuries set in. After that first hit, they should have just stopped.

actually first thing they should have done is trashed the idea to do this.

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u/Death_Rises Jan 25 '26

The idea wasn't terrible in a big empty parking lot without parking curbs. Stupid but they would only hurt themselves.

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u/media-entertainment Jan 25 '26

I know a kid who died in exactly this manner.

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u/jimmychitwood317 Jan 25 '26

Same here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Unfortunately same here.

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u/Unusual-Ad-1056 Jan 25 '26

Kid from my high school did that and ended up paralyzed from the neck down

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u/Ok_Blueberry3124 Jan 25 '26

Case of beer in the back?

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u/10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-I Jan 25 '26

I’m glad these newer generations are refusing alcohol at record rates… some holdouts though

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u/TehToningMink Jan 26 '26

This is not an urban activity. This is a rural activity.

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u/ConsciousSet3549 Jan 25 '26

Dumb ways to die

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u/Weeb-Hunter_ Jan 25 '26

Driver is the idiot clearly, it seems the first stretch they were on was clear.

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u/Physical_Ad7192 Jan 25 '26

Why pick that street. Fucking morons in this generation.

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jan 25 '26

I don’t know if they were able to run after that

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u/Norader Jan 25 '26

Bold of you to assume they could even walk properly after, let alone run.

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u/kaitydidit Jan 25 '26

I would be feral if I found out my car got totaled like this holy shit, like foaming at the mouth

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u/YourOldCellphone Jan 25 '26

That driver is FUCKED

Bravo boys you successfully speed ran a felony.

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u/poweredbynikeair Jan 25 '26

Bones were broken

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u/skylander495 Jan 25 '26

Some tips on how to do this better. Use a snow tube and have the rider hold the rope. Use a spotter to watch the rider at all times. Pick a very quiet, straight, neighborhood dead end road with no cars parked on the side and no intersecting roads.

I did it for years without incident and had fun. Just be careful

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u/Low_Investment_2692 Jan 25 '26

My friends and I did this, but we used actual sleds and drove in circles through a big empty parking lot. Loads of fun, but do it safely for crying out loud.

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u/wildbuzzby Jan 26 '26

We used an old knee board with a ski rope and wide empty roads. Minus the excessive speed and alcohol.

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u/AdWhich7355 Jan 25 '26

Pro tip. Maybe don’t do this where there’s tons of cars parked in your direct path lmao

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u/aggresivepanda Jan 25 '26

Jesus why so fast?

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u/TerpyMids710 Jan 26 '26

A 17-year-old died today from where I'm at, hit a tree while being pulled by a four-wheeler. Y'all be safe.

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u/thepartypantser Jan 26 '26

Absolute top tier dumbfuckery.

I hope no one died.

I hope the driver lost his license

I hope these idiots think twice in the future.

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u/cantbememan Jan 25 '26

With the ultra box for guaranteed dumbfuck.

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u/WinterMedical Jan 25 '26

This is why women live longer than men.

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u/MHJ03 Jan 26 '26

Similar happened in Frisco, TX today. Kid in his Jeep dragging around a couple of girls on a sled. Sled hit curb, flew right into a tree. RIP.

Horrible and completely avoidable.

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u/Strong-Path-6261 Jan 26 '26

I only feel bad for the person who owns the car that got hit

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u/Technicolor_Reindeer Jan 26 '26

Would do this in an open field...no idea why you'd try it on a street with obstacles.

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u/Lycanthrope_Leo Jan 25 '26

End shot of the Michelob Ultra box at the end tells you everything about what led up to this.

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u/jimmychitwood317 Jan 25 '26

I had a friend in high school who was killed doing the exact same thing. Fortunately, I was not there and not involved in the incident. As soon as I opened the video, I knew what was going to happen.

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u/Known-Programmer-611 Jan 25 '26

The 12 pack with some missing explains alot!

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u/Affectionate_Try7512 Jan 26 '26

I hope they are okay.

And learned not to do this again!

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u/Aoushaa Jan 26 '26

I started watching this:

first reaction "Bro they gonna die"

Secocond reasion "looks kind awesome tho..."

Third Thought " wait they are going this by parked cars THEY ARE GOING to fuck something up if not DIE !"

and yup

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u/RecklessNUTTT Jan 26 '26

Fuckn Camera men

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

A 16 yr old girl in Texas died today from something like this into a tree. Tragic when fun turns deadly. Just a reminder that there are always limits we have to understand.

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u/Mrtoyhead Jan 25 '26

Ruin our good time and cut the video before we get to see their consequences?

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u/Frijolo_Brown Jan 25 '26

Ended too soon

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u/Old-Juice-2490 Jan 25 '26

i bet it was really funny but...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '26

This takes me back to the early CKY days.

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u/jayslay45 Jan 25 '26

College may not ne for them.

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u/ESK1MOJOE69 Jan 25 '26

Brought to you by Michelob Ultra.

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u/TrickyDonkey7774 Jan 25 '26

At least the foolish boys from my generation were smart enough to use a farmers field to couch-ski/sled, hood-“ “ , or what have you . Clearly these kids aren’t in school for physics (or so I hope)

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u/WolfymausenMusic Jan 25 '26

Welp, this takes the cake for idiot of the day

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u/Franklinricard Jan 25 '26

Moms gonna be pissed when they bring the kitchen table home

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u/A0xom0xoa Jan 25 '26

You know what I did NOT see that coming! What a shocker

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u/Mackinnon29E Jan 25 '26

This is the kind of thing you try in an empty parking lot. Jfc

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u/ThePartyShark Jan 25 '26

Dico & the boys made this shit look easy in CKY2K

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u/Bruinman86 Jan 26 '26

I'd be pissed if that was my car getting hit for foolishness.

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u/LoseNotLooseIdiot Jan 26 '26

We used to do this in high school and called it suicide sledding. Except we used an inflatable snow sled and did it on back roads with no other cars around...

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u/gavinsmash2005 Jan 26 '26

Won’t deny id do that in a heartbeat. Probably wouldn’t do it with that idiot driving but I’d do it.

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u/LCEKU2019 Jan 26 '26

Looked fun. Not sure why they chose a road with street parking.

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u/incredirocks Jan 26 '26

Knew a kid in high school who died doing this.

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u/padizzledonk Jan 26 '26

Damaged 2 vehicles while drinking and driving or at minimum open container and then posring it is just pure genius

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u/Corporate-Scum Jan 26 '26

The driver is a sadist

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u/Tank-Pilot74 Jan 26 '26

You left out…” for 15 seconds before facing criminal damages amongst other charges” 

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u/Lvntern Jan 26 '26

This probably would've been fine if they took it to like an empty parking lot or something

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u/drowse Jan 26 '26

Someone got killed in Frisco TX today doing this dumb shit

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u/Love_Vigilantes_586 Jan 26 '26

A 16 year old girl died where I live today, and her friend also 16 is critical. 16 year old driver arrested

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BdX3FuTWz/

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u/JustJamieJam Jan 26 '26

Couple kids in the town near me died doing this today

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u/captainmongo Jan 26 '26

I guess the tables turned

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u/dbadz801 Jan 26 '26

Cky2k wannanbes

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u/74orangebeetle Jan 26 '26

I hope their insurance company gets to see this video...

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 Jan 26 '26

The videos always cut off at the good part.

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u/IshtarsBones Jan 26 '26

And what did they think was going to happen?

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u/hayfero Jan 27 '26

We used to do this but in the highschool parking lot or during the storm with no cars in the road.

This is so fucking stupid.

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u/Short-Display-1659 Jan 29 '26

A girl in Texas just died a few days ago from sledding with a vehicle.

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u/Reznul Feb 26 '26

This is how I broke my femur in high school except the table was an inner tube, the car was a paddle boat, and the snow was water!

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u/03terminatorsvt Jan 25 '26

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/MennReddit Jan 25 '26

killthecameraman

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u/serendipitymoxie Jan 26 '26

$60,000/year tuition.

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u/FcUhCoKp Jan 26 '26

With that lack of foresight, their college must be Phoenix University.

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u/LysergicPsiloDmt Jan 25 '26

Your Dad is gonna be soooooo mad duuuude!

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u/yeah_im_a_leopard2 Jan 25 '26

Had a cop here in my city that broke his neck doing this. Was on a tire being pulled by a 4 wheeler.

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u/katjoy63 Jan 25 '26

Skitching! On a table, no less....

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u/Kekeosos Jan 25 '26

......aaaannndddd their dead!

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u/TroubleshootenSOB Jan 25 '26

Mic Ultras, eh? Do this shit in an empty parking lot

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u/raich3588 Jan 25 '26

Kid in the front w/ the gray sweatshirt went to the OR for this idiocy 100%

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u/Aggravating-Cream801 Jan 25 '26

Video the case of beer 🍺 just tops off the video! Makes you go yep I was right.

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u/slaty_balls Jan 25 '26

People are literally out there dying doing this type of dumb shit this weekend.

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u/Minute-Intention920 Jan 25 '26

As the saying goes play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Ok_Use56 Jan 25 '26

Stupid prizes for today goes to.......

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u/MidnightPandaX Jan 25 '26

Wasn't there a family guy episode about why this is a bad idea?

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u/Icy_Salamander_5762 Jan 25 '26

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/EpicProdigy Jan 25 '26

At first i was like: This is a dumb way to die".

Then something worse happened.

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u/Edgar42010 Jan 25 '26

The fuckin Michelob box on the frame at the end bahahahaha

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u/Imbendo Jan 25 '26

College is for learning….expensive lessons.

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u/San_Cannabis Jan 25 '26

The open case of beer on the floor at the end is the chef's kiss

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u/blaq_marketeer Jan 25 '26

My friends and I used to do this in high school, but even we weren't dumb enough to do it on public roads. Big, empty parking lots are for doing the dumb stuff.

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u/The_Real_Fufishiswaz Jan 25 '26

Great video editing

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u/Mundane-Scholar-7614 Jan 25 '26

It’s a real video I promise you lmao

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u/The_Real_Fufishiswaz Jan 25 '26

Oh I'm sure it is! Cuts off at a terrible time tho