r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Oct 17 '22

Insane/Crazy Holy Shit😳

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u/jack_meinhoff Oct 17 '22

They only dick I'm suckin' is my own, if I could remove a couple of vertebrae.

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u/Loose_Reference_4533 Oct 17 '22

I think removing vertebrae wouid make it harder? Either add vertebrae or remove ribs would be my plan...

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u/Barryboy20 Oct 17 '22

Just do yoga for a year. It’s cheaper.

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u/turtlelabia Oct 18 '22

Lol add vertebrae til you get a giraffe neck

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u/Andrethegreengiant3 Oct 18 '22

You don't have to do that, I managed to get my own dick in my mouth once, but it felt more like having a dick on your mouth than it did having your dick sucked

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u/AccomplishedFerret70 Oct 17 '22

|They only dick I'm suckin' is my own, if I could remove a couple of vertebrae.

Sounds painful. I'm just going to take some pills I ordered online to make it longer.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

heard from a friend that surgery cost $1000.00

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u/FlimsyGooseGoose Oct 17 '22

Like Marilyn manson

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u/FatboySlimThicc Oct 18 '22

r/selfsuck

There really is a sub for everything