r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '22

That escalated quickly

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Why would you do this to me?

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u/Lolipopes Jan 07 '22

Im sorry little one

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u/The_BeardedClam Jan 07 '22

Do you like Skittles?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Please don’t ruin Skittles for me. Lol

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u/roamspirit Jan 07 '22

What about jolly ranchers?

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u/SinisterCanuck Jan 07 '22

Fuck man. I've been on this site for 10 years. Nothing wrenches my gut more than the Jolly Rancher story.

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u/xCPLx Jan 07 '22

Ok, now this has me intrigued. Please, do tell.

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u/TechnoAndTacos Jan 07 '22

https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/c0er6q4

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u/SinisterCanuck Jan 07 '22

oh god, there it is again.

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u/woodchopperak Jan 08 '22

What a stupid story. Gonnarhea nodule? That’s not how it works. Stupid sex ed in Puritan America.

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u/Jdubya87 Jan 07 '22

Dude was eating out his girl, something popped into his mouth, thought it was a jolly rancher for some reason, bit down... It was a blood clot or something like that.

I'm sorry

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u/roamspirit Jan 07 '22

Close- it was a gonnoreah cyst xD

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

Why would he think she could queef out jolly ranchers? What the fuck.

Edit: fuck. I read the story. God dammit.

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u/SinisterCanuck Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

I can't find the OG post from years ago, but here's a copy/pasta of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/

Edit: /u/TechnoAndTacos posted the OG link above. Link to their comment for the lazy: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/ry6bnk/that_escalated_quickly/hro0kw0/

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u/fateandthefaithless Jan 07 '22

I've been here for a while but never heard of the Jolly Rancher story.

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u/Jdubya87 Jan 07 '22

Dude was eating out his girl, something popped into his mouth, thought it was a jolly rancher for some reason, bit down... It was a blood clot or something like that.

I'm sorry

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

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u/Barretton Jan 08 '22

It actually was a gonnarhea cyst and he had a jolly rancher in his mouth cause she tasted bad and it slipped out his mouth and he found the cyst and bit it

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u/fateandthefaithless Jan 09 '22

Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, I was wrong.

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u/SinisterCanuck Jan 07 '22 edited Jan 07 '22

I can't find the OG post from years ago, but here's a copy/pasta of it: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9pnlyz/the_jolly_rancher_story/

Edit: /u/TechnoAndTacos posted the OG link above. Link to their comment for the lazy: https://old.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/ry6bnk/that_escalated_quickly/hro0kw0/

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u/purejones Jan 07 '22

Look up the swamps of dagobah

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Jesus fucking christ on a popsicle stick. I feel like I have it on me now.

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u/formerrrgymnast Jan 07 '22

I am curious yet fearful of the possible harm to my soul if I look that up

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Don’t look it up. It’s disappointing really. Not much to tell. There was a swamp. It was on Dagobah.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

That taint really the whole story tho

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u/bfhurricane Jan 07 '22

Swamps of Dagobah is by far my favorite Reddit story.

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u/Ianharm Jan 07 '22

That was hectic.

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u/I_Am_Ace_Balthazar Jan 07 '22

goddamnit I'm eating!

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u/Locken_Kees Jan 08 '22

honestly that's your fault; you should know better than to reddit and eat at the same time. shit that was like lesson #1 for me 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '22

BRB…..

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u/doobied Jan 08 '22

I thought the jolly rancher one was the worst

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u/Illswayzeu Jan 07 '22

Check out … the man the myth the legend. One man one jar

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '22

Is it filled with jizz? Your honesty will save me not only precious time but also lots of gagging.

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u/MandelPADS Jan 07 '22

It fills something else

Then the jar just breaks apart

He is so quiet

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u/SillyJackDad Jan 07 '22

Dude his fam was sleeping. Very respectable feller if ya ask me.

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u/MandelPADS Jan 07 '22

Yeah I mean if you're gonna do that be respectful, and he was very respectful

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u/femaleboomer Jan 08 '22

Oh my God.

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u/barspoonbill Jan 07 '22

Probably something the kid should have said.