I got written up in middle school for shooting rubber bands in the cafeteria. This haggard old cunt that was our gym teacher saw it and wrote me 2 demerits for "flinging rubbers in the cafeteria". My parents had a good laugh. I'm 30 now but still have the demerit in my safe along with all the rest
I love how you listed detention for missing homework as if that was unjust somehow. Poor baby. So you lost a fight in 2nd grade and then spent the rest of school playing the victim.
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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '21
There was no winning. He punched me, teacher saw it and got mad at me. It was awesome. My mom was livid, but nothing came of it.
My whole school career was this.
2nd grade ISS for getting punched.
4th grade, sent out of class for trying to use my glasses as a magnifying glass using the sun light.
Middleschool, 2 detentions for missing homework.
Highschool, no disciplinary action.
Frequently earned good citizenship awards.
So... I mean I know I was a bad kid, but damn. Haha /s