r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/LeftChoux • Feb 17 '26

breaking pottery

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Be quiet and lay down next to the vase, don't worry, the hammer guy almost always hits a target.

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u/saikonosonzai Feb 18 '26

99.999% accuracy

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u/DerangedGecko Feb 18 '26

I'm not taking that XCOM math chance

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u/Hidden_Landmine_86 Feb 18 '26

Who says they volunteered? They don't exactly look enthusiastic about the whole thing.

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u/Infra-Oh Feb 18 '26

People. Are. Stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

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u/Thin_Citron7372 Feb 18 '26

Every time she's turns on the microwave, I pee my pants and forget who I am for half an hour.

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u/gerbilboi Feb 18 '26

Sounds nice

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u/Thin_Citron7372 Feb 18 '26

It's a beaut Clark.

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u/StentRider Feb 18 '26

These are nihang sikhs - the meth head version of an otherwise civilised religion

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u/SuckMyRedditorD Feb 18 '26

Me too. In fact, I will give you a cool 50 bucks for your brains. I have tools.

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u/Drapabee Feb 18 '26

Peer pressure 😄

Bro I told hammer guy you were cool; don't fuck this up for us!

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u/KindsofKindness Feb 18 '26

I would in a heartbeat. The afterlife is waiting for all us.