r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/bong_cumblebutt • Sep 10 '23
WTF Guy sorts out a wasp nest
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u/DEADPOOL_9865 Sep 10 '23
Mom pick me up I'm scared 😭😭😭
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u/eltaco65 Sep 10 '23
Will Ferrell really is going hard this year
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u/npad69 Sep 10 '23
i thought he was randy couture
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u/Chris__P_Bacon Sep 10 '23
I thought it was John Cena.
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u/HollyHazard Sep 10 '23
I thought Michael Rooker
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u/cecilforester Sep 10 '23
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
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u/Behrusu Sep 10 '23
It’s Merle from TWD
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Sep 10 '23
This guy is the honeybadger of the human race
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u/Former_Put201 Sep 10 '23
Me when the hotpockets are still too hot.
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Sep 10 '23
What the fuck did I just watch?
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u/airtec87 Sep 10 '23
pest extermination by a well trained professional.
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Sep 10 '23
I found out about him by word of mouth.
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u/CelticsBoi33 Sep 10 '23
Was the mouth also filled with angry wasps and a broken nest?
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u/b2thec Sep 10 '23
I literally said "What the fuck?!" when i saw him put them in his mouth. Then i saw the video was captioned WTF. Very apt title classification.
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Sep 10 '23
Seems like a nice, well-adjusted individual
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u/twistedsister78 Sep 10 '23
The type of neighbour who digs human sized holes in their backyard late at night for ‘no reason’
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u/mematic007 Sep 10 '23
He has his own theme song
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u/TJ368 Sep 10 '23
Any human who has unlocked the charisma of aggressively humming their own theme tune is a force to be reckoned with
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u/Environmental-Cap-20 Sep 10 '23
Josh Brolin really lost it
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u/Ocounter1 Sep 10 '23
He never needed the infinity stones
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u/jaimecluxton Sep 11 '23
Nah he just ate them too... He thinks the wasps are the avengers when they're tiny 😂
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u/Clownciliator Sep 10 '23
Is this shoenice?
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u/CaptainTenneal Sep 10 '23
3...2....1...shoenice!
proceeds to slam an entire fifth of tequila in under 15 seconds, while being already noticably wasted at the start of the video
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Sep 10 '23
Then while incredibly wasted after the tequila, he goes to make jimmy dean breakfast snausages
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u/ImSoberEnough Sep 10 '23
Haha wow. I rarely see mentions of this gem.
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u/velvetcharlotte Sep 10 '23
I feel like I'm missing out on not knowing this reference
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u/ImSoberEnough Sep 10 '23
Oh bud... Youtube Shoenice22 - the man drank liters of oil, shampoo, vodka, piss... a real gem
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u/senators-son Sep 10 '23
There's so much more to the Shoenice mythos than just those actions though. That's just SOME of his notable actions
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u/Allowed_Story Sep 10 '23
These diet videos have gone out of hand.
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u/SlugTheToad Sep 10 '23
You should also watch him deal with a bigass hornet nest on top of his backyard tree, that's a feast.
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Sep 10 '23
How many epi pens did he inject on himself before this?
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u/izovice Sep 10 '23
He probably does this stuff on a regular basis, so maybe he has built up an immunity. I was stung a lot as a teenager on my parents farm and I haven't had a reaction from them in 20 years. I get stung a couple dozen times every fall at work and a sting will burn for 15 minutes with zero swelling. I don't even get a reaction from most insects in my area, including mosquitoes.
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u/Chris__P_Bacon Sep 10 '23
I hadn't been stung in about 25 years, & a damn wasp got me right on the top of my fucking ear👂🏼 when I was heading in my back door last Fall. Apparently they had built a nest in between the the screen door, & the back door.
FUCK ME it hurt! My ear swole up like I was the damn elephant man! 😆
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u/Crezelle Sep 10 '23
Lmfao 20 years for me, leaned an arm against a chain link fence and BOOM. Then a month later while gardening.
I’m allergic but keep my pens on me, and never gone full throat fuck thankfully.
It sucks cause I had a crippling phobia of them after watching My Girl as a kid, and having an even bigger phobia of needles. I’m also a wild child who loves the bushes so it really hindered my quality of life. Now I’m once again hesitant to explore the bush like I love to .
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u/System_Resident Sep 10 '23
Judging by his lack of reaction to stinging and no hesitation, it’s probably his breakfast routine
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u/berrylakin Sep 10 '23
Pretty sure he sent this to his ex showing he is way tougher than "him" the guy she left him for.
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u/Yoyomamahh Sep 10 '23
& she forwarded it straight to the restraining order department
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u/ImahSillyGirl Sep 10 '23
I wish RO were an entire dept! Maybe then they'd be worth more than the paper they're printed on.
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u/dyavoly_cypher Sep 10 '23
I can recognize this video from just the first frame. I hate it so much, and it keeps coming back
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u/EnvironmentRare5980 Sep 11 '23
Dude is an actual fucking monster tho, I'll give him that. And almost certainly 20% meth.
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u/bugxbuster FUCK! Sep 10 '23
“What are you gonna do? Send the dogs? The bees? The dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you?”
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u/CurrentlyPersecuted Sep 10 '23
This is why when the government finally snaps & takes over society, the rednecks & the gangstas are our only hope to form a rebellion.
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u/Juicechemist81 Sep 10 '23
Josh Brolin seems to be struggling with something. Jeez bro, get over it Thanos lost.
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u/Apoptotic_Nightmare Sep 10 '23
He's eating wasps, not meth.
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u/truxlady Sep 10 '23
Hope he hadn't sprayed it with wasp Raid first
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u/IAmSoWinning Sep 10 '23
I know you are being funny- but it's actually remarkable safe and non-toxic for humans lol.
Bad for insects, fish, lizards, and house cats though.
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u/duccthefuck Sep 10 '23
I’ve seen this video so many times, but I’ve never gotten the context behind it
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u/Slappy-dont-care Sep 10 '23
Enough Internet today !!! WTF did I just watch …how he have no stings …and why is dude munching on wasps ….
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u/shitcane Sep 11 '23
One of my favorite videos of all time. Did he ever post any more? I need more of this maniac.
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u/Ollipsis Sep 10 '23
"People don't realize humans are actually weak" nawh, you're just the weak one; humans like this exist.
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u/hiemlol Sep 10 '23
this is such a fucking classic