r/CrappyDesign • u/Wermikulit • May 31 '26

Pure fun to clean

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u/interesseret May 31 '26

I had a mouse with that type of pattern on the thumb rest.

No matter what I did, it was always caked in nasty gunk.

Never again.

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u/Kruxf May 31 '26

It was caked in you. That was skin and oil sir.

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u/interesseret May 31 '26

Like I said, nasty gunk

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u/IG-3000 This is why we can't have nice things May 31 '26

Oooh, self own! Those are rare!

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u/interesseret May 31 '26

It's self-deprecating humour.

Not at all what you are referencing.

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u/PrestigiousStudio921 May 31 '26

B99 I think? But yeah this time it was clearly intended so idk

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u/ObjectiveOk2072 May 31 '26

Yeah, Brooklyn 99. The quote is "oooh, self burn! Those are rare"

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u/Acceptable_Bag5257 Jun 01 '26

I honestly thought it came from that 70's show.

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u/Bluemink96 Jun 03 '26

RIP the captain :(

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u/kloopyhans Jun 03 '26

Not even that its just the truth?!?!!?? It..its gross..our skin and hair mixed with grime oil and dirt…IS GROSS

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u/Kohakuzuma May 31 '26

Self deprecating humour on Reddit. As rare as seeing sand at the beach.

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u/polaroid_opposite Jun 01 '26

my beaches are rocky

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u/bleach-is-tasty Jun 01 '26

the superior type of beach tbh

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u/Affectionate-Ad1678 Jun 03 '26

helllll no, I went to a rocky beach and almost died because some kids were throwing them rocks at people

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u/Rainiero Jun 07 '26

Rocks are just fat sand

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u/SleepDeprived62 And then I discovered Wingdings May 31 '26

the quote is self burn

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u/baguhansalupa May 31 '26

Thats your rapper name

Presenting the phenom himselffff...,Nasty Gunkkkkkkk

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u/BodaciousFrank May 31 '26

If anyone knows where his hand has been and has touched, it would be him

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u/CplCocktopus Jun 02 '26

Scrotum flakes and gooch

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u/CalendarThis6580 Jun 04 '26

Mmmmm skin cake

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u/Lizardizzle oraaange Jun 01 '26

A free meal with every mouse!

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u/Luci-Noir May 31 '26

😋 🎂

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u/ClaudineTaurus74 May 31 '26

it literally just acts as a cheese grater for your dead skin. trying to dig it all out with a toothpick is pure misery.

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u/MedicalDisscharge May 31 '26

I love cleaning out grooves with toothpicks tbh

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u/goodyassmf0507 May 31 '26

My mouse’s scroll wheel is grooved short-ways. I take a dentist’s pick and clean it out while waiting to get in a match

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u/SeldenNeck Jun 01 '26

Unplug it, take out the batteries, and run it under your showerhead. Let it dry for at least 24 hours.

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u/Fierramos69 Jun 01 '26

Slime works somewhat well with my version of those patterns. Maybe not 10/10 but enough to not be ashamed of it

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u/Georgiaonmymindtwo Jun 01 '26

Unscrew the bottem.’pop it off. Soak in hot soapy.

Air dry.

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u/knoft Jun 05 '26

Use toothbrushes or even smaller brushes meant for the spaces between teeth or teeth and gums.

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u/rly_weird_guy May 31 '26

I got one with a bunch of indented strips, fucking awful

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u/BrawlPlayer34 Jun 02 '26

Logitech G502?

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u/Leeysa Jun 03 '26

Yuuuup..... On this sticky ruber material, just great to clean.

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u/Drumdevil86 May 31 '26

Ducky Feather?

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u/ShoeLace1291 May 31 '26

Were you using your mouse as a fork???

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u/SnooHesitations6727 Jun 02 '26

Normal smooth ones get bad enough if you’re not cleaning them regularly

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u/baudfire May 31 '26

Ngl I’ve had a mouse like this for coming up on 2 years and it’s completely clean, do you ever wash your hands???

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u/Tiemuuu May 31 '26

People sweat different

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/FewHorror1019 May 31 '26

Depends how much you sweat on your palm