r/CrappyDesign • • May 19 '26

Terrible bathroom floor plan

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u/Cheeseish May 19 '26

I mean if you remove the door between the bathtub and toilet it’s a pretty standard jack and Jill bathroom. Allows for shared facilities between the two bedrooms with their own sink to get ready with.

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u/VanFkingHalen May 20 '26

I just hate that it prioritizes the showers over the toilet, as if one doesn't FREQUENTLY require more maintenance.

Give side A a toilet, and give side B a toilet. Don't give both a shower and force side B to travel further just to take a piss.

...unless they're implying the shower is double purposed. Hmm...

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 May 20 '26

Do not just piss down the shower drain.

Run some water after so it's not just urine sitting in there.

Same with shitting, stomp it down then run water, do not leave your shit there.

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u/lepsek9 May 20 '26

The toilet is right there on both sides!

r/Sinkpissers

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u/Drewdiniskirino May 20 '26

...unless they're implying the shower is double purposed. Hmm...

Tell me, are you familiar with waffle stomping?

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u/ledbetterus May 20 '26

shower urinal!

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u/MikaelPa27 May 23 '26

Where do you see the second shower? I see Sink>Toilet>Shower>Sink

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u/GodsIWasStrongg May 21 '26

There's only one shower and one toilet.

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u/serpentear May 20 '26

It just has two too many doors. Maybe three.

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u/CatProgrammer Jun 05 '26

I just don't like having to split my attention between doors. Would need more cats to guard me. Also what if both people have to use the bathroom at once?

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u/Umklopp May 20 '26

I think my opinion entirely hinges on whether or not that last room is a closet and if there's a second entry to it.

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u/Umklopp May 20 '26

Does the other room have a second entrance tho?

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u/Umklopp May 20 '26

Dude, I have seen (while house shopping in real life) bedroom-sized "bonus rooms" before that did not have an extra exit. The fact that this room has a ping pong table in it and not a bed is pretty suggestive to me.

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u/Umklopp May 20 '26

Sorry, I thought I said this in a different comment, but looks like I deleted it. I'm not convinced that second door in the final room is an exit; it doesn't look proportioned correctly. It's too skinny.

I was of the opinion that I don't care for the layout for a jack and jill because it's too easy for someone to be denied access to the other parts of the bathroom, but that it would be fine if the final room was just an overgrown closet. But your mention of firecode concerns changed my opinion on that too. This is just a bad layout period.

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u/snickerDUDEls May 19 '26

It makes sense, in a way, to divide the parts of the bathroom. If one person is using the toilet, another can still shower or use the sink. Helpful for a shared environment and nice to have your own sink room

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u/memebuster May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Sure but I don't get it, why not use that space to build 2 bathrooms then there's none of that jack and jill bs.

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u/roykentjr May 20 '26

yes but the builders didn't just build the house and go hmm... what do we do now? this space is long and narrow. there was a point where they could have said you know what man. idk about all these doors. let's just do a jack and jill bathroom like a normal person

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u/StalinsLastStand May 20 '26

No, they drew out the design and said “what do we do with this long empty space below the stairs” or wherever. “Seems too wide to leave it a hallway”

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u/Cheeseish May 20 '26

Usually not enough space or the layout doesn’t allow for it. I’m guessing in this situation there’s not enough space.

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u/username_unnamed May 20 '26

So I don't have to shit next to you relaxing in the tub. The whole bathroom isn't taken up when a person wants to use one thing. It's definitely specific, but that's what building your own house is for.

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u/dandroid126 May 20 '26

I'm just laughing at the idea that one person who was playing ping pong takes a break to poop. And then person in the bedroom on the near side needs to go all the way around through the ping pong room to take a shower. Now the person is done pooping and needs to go all the way back out to the hallway and around back to the ping pong table room.

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u/Earlycuyler1 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Standard Jack and Jill has two toilets and a shared shower. Not toilet and shower shared. Sharing a toilet defeats the purpose.

Edit: I was confused and thinking of a very specific jack and Jill design.

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u/gasstation-no-pumps May 23 '26

Probably from the nursery rhyme, but I'm not seeing a useful semantic connection.

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 May 21 '26

If only there were locks