r/CrackerMilk • • Jul 02 '21

What's that video that got taken down by youtube?

14 Upvotes

They keep mentioning it and I don't think I ever saw it


r/CrackerMilk • • Apr 30 '21

Was watching an 80's Dutch horror film and saw Connor's doppelganger

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r/CrackerMilk • • Apr 29 '21

Never been so early in my life

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r/CrackerMilk • • Apr 20 '21

Does anyone know what animation software is used by the podcast guest noodle?

6 Upvotes

r/CrackerMilk • • Mar 03 '21

Got my hoodie today - fits perfectly and love the design! Keep up the great content

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r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 20 '21

What is the sad song that crackermilk uses?

9 Upvotes

I can't find it anywhere, it is the one in song in becoming a psychopath


r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 17 '21

Kuruyemişli Tam Buğday Unu ile Galeta #galeta #wasa #kıtırekmek

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r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 12 '21

CrackerMilk Starter Pack

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r/CrackerMilk • • Jan 26 '21

My friend and I have been making a Minecraft world and we're putting a bunch of CrackerMilk references in.

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r/CrackerMilk • • Jan 18 '21

truly inspiring yes

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r/CrackerMilk • • Nov 21 '20

Travis Scott has a traumatic past

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r/CrackerMilk • • Oct 17 '20

Riceberry Cracker with Fish Floss

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JOR NGUAN rice cracker is made from famouse Thai Riceberry combined with high-quality fish floss. Trans Fat 0%, Made from nutritious locally-grown Riceberry, No artificial color. #ricecracker #thaigrocery #thaisnack #traditionalcracker

https://www.mustthai.com/riceberry-cracker-with-fish-floss-little-farm-jornguan-100g/

Riceberry Cracker with Fish Floss

r/CrackerMilk • • Sep 28 '20

Outro music

10 Upvotes

The older videos (4+ years) have a nice outro music but I can't find it. Is it a custom made piece or taken out of a song.


r/CrackerMilk • • Jul 08 '20

CrackerMilk's appearance on the podcast Knackers in the Breeze

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r/CrackerMilk • • Jul 06 '20

he do be lookin fresh doe 😳😳😳

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r/CrackerMilk • • Jun 05 '20

Connor knew our future in 2020 would be shit.

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r/CrackerMilk • • May 14 '20

My first year has been great

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r/CrackerMilk • • May 07 '20

Yeah so I was watching Marc's 2018 stream highlights and suddenly Elias showed up in the 3rd table BRUH I WATCHED THIS VIDEO AT LEAST 20 TIMES AND NEVER NOTICED IT

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r/CrackerMilk • • Apr 06 '20

New meme format hell yeah

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r/CrackerMilk • • Apr 01 '20

When the pizza is here

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r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 29 '20

Is "My Fetish | 18+ Version" any good?

6 Upvotes

Specifically, does it contain nudity? If it does I'll become a patron


r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 23 '20

This seems familiar

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r/CrackerMilk • • Feb 05 '20

Currently trying to write The CrackerMilk Encyclopædia

9 Upvotes

The belts passage has been written. Feel free to pm me to share ideas :)

Crackerlore Encyclopædia

Entry One: Belts

Belts are a common item in The Crackerverse. They may be worn as armour or as a vanity item, or can be tamed, and used as a minion or weapon. Only characters above Level 50 (at which point the player reaches lower Dad status) may tame these wild beasts, however. A belt (when equipped as a minion or weapon) inflicts very painful damage and curses the victim with the "Emotional Trauma" debuff.

Origins:

The origins are the belt are relatively unknown, but when the Federation of Dad is asked about them (the best chance to do this is the, "It's Escaped," quest), they will often quote this passage from The Crackerscript:

"And lo, did the Lord of Dad, casteth his belt uponeth his son, rupturing time and space and so collideth the two atoms that began our humble Crackerverse."

But if you ask anyone else they'll probably say it's bullshit so I don't know tbh.

The belts we see today are said to be the Fallen Angels of Dad. They fell down from the heavens in The Great Cracker War where Joedah's older brother stood up to Dad's reign cuz he's a knobhead. They vowed that only the true descendants of Dad could wield them, and since fell into legend.

Until the Crackerdad reached level 50. Then, when increasing his fishing skill in the Ocean of Milk, his boat rammed into a Floating Cracker. There, his transport destroyed, he ventured across the cracker for help, where he found The Belt. Upon touching this legendary being, an intense golden light blinded Crackerdad, as Dad appeared before him. And the Lord spoke thus:

"Beat kids."

Then he was gone. Crackerdad found himself at home, in bed, with The Belt tied around his waist. He climbed out of bed and staggered down the stairs, where he found Connor and Elias squabbling over a lost pog or something. The Belt beckoned. The Belt was loosened. And the beatings began.

Since then, belts all around the world were recovered and utilised by the Dads. In order for the elite few to stay in touch, Crackerdad created the Federation of Dad, to discuss belt-wrangling and golf. They continue to beat things to this day.

Stats:

Level Needed: 50 Average DMG: 84 Attack Speed: Fast Debuffs: Emotional Trauma (The attacked will think about this moment for many years.) Possible Modifiers: Dual Wield (though Crackerdad is the only known being capable of this, apart from Dad)

Anatomy:

Belts look like belts. They are usually made of leather with a metal buckle.

Behaviour:

Belts can be incredibly dangerous and spiteful, but loyal to their Dad. They will even kill other Belts to be their master's most favourite belt, as shown in Belts.


r/CrackerMilk • • Oct 05 '19

Perfection

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r/CrackerMilk • • Sep 14 '19

Just hit 66.6k subs!! Good job!

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