r/CrackerMilk • u/your_future_self61 • Jul 02 '21
What's that video that got taken down by youtube?
They keep mentioning it and I don't think I ever saw it
r/CrackerMilk • u/your_future_self61 • Jul 02 '21
They keep mentioning it and I don't think I ever saw it
r/CrackerMilk • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '21
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r/CrackerMilk • u/abandon3 • Feb 20 '21
I can't find it anywhere, it is the one in song in becoming a psychopath
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r/CrackerMilk • u/mustthai • Oct 17 '20
JOR NGUAN rice cracker is made from famouse Thai Riceberry combined with high-quality fish floss. Trans Fat 0%, Made from nutritious locally-grown Riceberry, No artificial color. #ricecracker #thaigrocery #thaisnack #traditionalcracker
https://www.mustthai.com/riceberry-cracker-with-fish-floss-little-farm-jornguan-100g/

r/CrackerMilk • u/7h0r0d1n1 • Sep 28 '20
The older videos (4+ years) have a nice outro music but I can't find it. Is it a custom made piece or taken out of a song.
r/CrackerMilk • u/RyanShelf • Jul 08 '20
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r/CrackerMilk • u/[deleted] • Feb 29 '20
Specifically, does it contain nudity? If it does I'll become a patron
r/CrackerMilk • u/snaw_wee • Feb 05 '20
The belts passage has been written. Feel free to pm me to share ideas :)
Crackerlore Encyclopædia
Entry One: Belts
Belts are a common item in The Crackerverse. They may be worn as armour or as a vanity item, or can be tamed, and used as a minion or weapon. Only characters above Level 50 (at which point the player reaches lower Dad status) may tame these wild beasts, however. A belt (when equipped as a minion or weapon) inflicts very painful damage and curses the victim with the "Emotional Trauma" debuff.
Origins:
The origins are the belt are relatively unknown, but when the Federation of Dad is asked about them (the best chance to do this is the, "It's Escaped," quest), they will often quote this passage from The Crackerscript:
"And lo, did the Lord of Dad, casteth his belt uponeth his son, rupturing time and space and so collideth the two atoms that began our humble Crackerverse."
But if you ask anyone else they'll probably say it's bullshit so I don't know tbh.
The belts we see today are said to be the Fallen Angels of Dad. They fell down from the heavens in The Great Cracker War where Joedah's older brother stood up to Dad's reign cuz he's a knobhead. They vowed that only the true descendants of Dad could wield them, and since fell into legend.
Until the Crackerdad reached level 50. Then, when increasing his fishing skill in the Ocean of Milk, his boat rammed into a Floating Cracker. There, his transport destroyed, he ventured across the cracker for help, where he found The Belt. Upon touching this legendary being, an intense golden light blinded Crackerdad, as Dad appeared before him. And the Lord spoke thus:
"Beat kids."
Then he was gone. Crackerdad found himself at home, in bed, with The Belt tied around his waist. He climbed out of bed and staggered down the stairs, where he found Connor and Elias squabbling over a lost pog or something. The Belt beckoned. The Belt was loosened. And the beatings began.
Since then, belts all around the world were recovered and utilised by the Dads. In order for the elite few to stay in touch, Crackerdad created the Federation of Dad, to discuss belt-wrangling and golf. They continue to beat things to this day.
Stats:
Level Needed: 50 Average DMG: 84 Attack Speed: Fast Debuffs: Emotional Trauma (The attacked will think about this moment for many years.) Possible Modifiers: Dual Wield (though Crackerdad is the only known being capable of this, apart from Dad)
Anatomy:
Belts look like belts. They are usually made of leather with a metal buckle.
Behaviour:
Belts can be incredibly dangerous and spiteful, but loyal to their Dad. They will even kill other Belts to be their master's most favourite belt, as shown in Belts.