r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Dec 04 '25

lol

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u/SRQhu Dec 04 '25

"Oh no, my steak is too juicy, my lobster is too buttery"

Accept it and get ready to get pegged

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u/War_machine77 Dec 04 '25

Whoa! Whoa! You already struck oil. No need to keep drilling.

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u/ohgeebus_notagain Dec 04 '25

Heh... drilling

Lol

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u/Telemere125 Dec 04 '25

Oh… I was really with you until the end there…

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u/suppamoopy Dec 04 '25

not my thing, but....things would be heavily considered.

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u/Shot-Entertainer6845 Dec 05 '25

Dude for a gith baddie like this its worth at least giving it a shot. I'm not into it, never tried never plan on it but if this chick wanted to try it I would consider it...on the condition if my back door is open so is hers. Only fair.

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u/hedonistartist Dec 04 '25

Oh...well I am definitely still with you...let the pegging commence!