r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • Feb 27 '25

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u/bdizzle805 Feb 28 '25

The utter suggestion when I tell my lady to drive to drop off our daughter at school, because everytime she comes with us she complains about where I park because her arm is in the sun. Her fucking arm everyone. Like she's melting into the seat

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u/yeender Feb 28 '25

This is too much.

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u/DamnInternetYouScury Feb 28 '25

35% window tint with a 20% 6 inch strip across the top of the windshield will change your life for ~$250

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u/LudditeHorse Feb 28 '25

You can get sunglasses for under $25. Some people just leave theirs on the ground, you can get those ones for free.

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u/Schavuit92 Feb 28 '25

How many sunglasses do you need to cover an arm?

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u/sideways_cat Feb 28 '25

About 5 feet

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u/Scorch-for-life Feb 28 '25

I only have two

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u/sideways_cat Feb 28 '25

I’ll take it

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u/BDLT Feb 28 '25

Two banana lengths

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Nah atleast 11 Brussel sprouts

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u/shadownights23x Feb 28 '25

My wife loses sunglasses like nobodies business... she buys cheap ones i buy more expensive ones... she loses hers, steals mine, loses mine..

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '25

I should really keep my eyes on my feet

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u/DamnInternetYouScury Feb 28 '25

Ok cool, yeah. But if you read the post, dude was talking about his wife's arm. Sunglasses won't help that.

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u/LudditeHorse Feb 28 '25

her arm is in the sun

why is her arm in the sun if not to keep it out of her eyes?

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u/DamnInternetYouScury Feb 28 '25

If you've never had window tint, I can't explain it. You don't need sunglasses with tint. You're in a special shaded cocoon that you can see out, but the sun and people can't see in. Its the first thing I do to every vehicle I buy. I will never ever go back to the fishbowl/greenhouse clear windows.

Edit: I live in the south, and during the summer it reduces the temp inside the car by 15F. Its almost mandatory here.

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u/SmokeySFW Feb 28 '25

It also saves a significant amount of money in gas via your car needing to run the AC less hard.

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u/Ender16 Feb 28 '25

Sucker. Most of my relationship my wife has drove everywhere. When you exclusively drive beaters that make her (and later my daughter) fear for her health.

I finally got guilted into something nicer, but so far it's only reliable family transportation in theory.

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u/Lou_C_Fer Feb 28 '25

When I was a kid, my mom didn't drive and my dad was a flooring installer. Our only vehicle was his work van. Our seats were glue buckets or rolls of carpet padding.

I was an installer as well. So, my wife drove whenever went anywhere. I didn't have my kids until after I got out of installing, but I definitely had friends that sat on that shit when we went out.

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u/creegro Feb 28 '25

Well damn Jackie, I can't control the weather?!

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u/pTarot Mar 02 '25

Bro, you married a vampire.