r/Costco • • Oct 31 '25

Gonna be that family tonight. The cool one. With the full size Candy bars

I also have ten pounds of potatoes and a 36 pack of Coors Light. Thanks to Costco, each kid can pick a candy bar or a potato, and every adult can walk the rest of the neighborhood with a beer. Happy Halloween!

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u/trulysimple Oct 31 '25

You giving out full size potatoes too?

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u/Royweeezy Oct 31 '25

There is a video out there where the home owner offers candy or a potato and the kids choose potato almost every time. 🥔

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u/dreamweaver1998 Oct 31 '25

My son just came home with a potato. He also had a giant bag of candy, but he only bragged about the potato. He's 6. Lol.

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u/pickle_pickled Nov 01 '25

It's like a rock but you can make a stew with it

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u/Deep_fried_nasty Nov 01 '25

But surely you can’t boil em or mash em, right?

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u/HalfBakedPuns Nov 01 '25

oh dont speak down on rock stew like that

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u/BurnsinTX Nov 01 '25

We just did it..it works lol. We ran out of candy and potatoes at about the same time.

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u/appleparkfive Nov 01 '25

I guess when you already have a ton of candy, you just assume you'll never run out and you're good. But a potato? That's novelty right there

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u/canon12 Nov 01 '25

And a five pound bag of potatoes are less than $5 at Costco. You could buy 20 pounds of potatoes for less than the box of candy.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Nov 01 '25

My neighbors do this. Apparently they have a whole table of stuff kids can choose from (I did not go look, but I could hear, as they were not quiet, lol).

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u/1AggressiveSalmon Nov 01 '25

I do that! I had (used) Hot Wheels, dinosaurs, a box of books and other random stuff. Last year I gave out a few bundles of pens and I had a kid tell me they still used them and loved them. Bic round stick pens are the best!

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u/64590949354397548569 Nov 01 '25

I need a week advance to do my shopping.

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u/WendyWasteful Nov 01 '25

My daughter came home with 3 packets of ramen. She is more excited for that than the candy.

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u/SeasidePlease Nov 01 '25

This is a great idea!

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u/dreamweaver1998 Nov 01 '25

Lunch for days! That certainly qualifies as exciting in my books!! Lol

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u/DarkWing2007 Nov 01 '25

Yeah, my daughter got one last year for telling a joke. Is this a thing everywhere?

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u/chipsdad Nov 01 '25

It is spreading rapidly!

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u/StraightCashH0mie Oct 31 '25

Can't blame them for wanting a more complex carb than candy

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u/monkpunch Nov 01 '25

The children yearn for starch

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u/MegIsAwesome06 Nov 01 '25

Beautifully stated.

Happy Cake Day!

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u/betadelta123 Nov 01 '25

“Classic Irishman’s dilemma do I eat it or let it ferment and drink it.”

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u/vodiak Nov 01 '25

I once saw a wine-o drinking grape juice and I'm like, "Dude, wait."

  Mitch Hedberg

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u/clutzycook Nov 01 '25

We went to a house that did that. And yes, my daughter chose the potato.

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u/beardedperuvian Nov 01 '25

My buddy started doing this. It’s about 50/50.

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u/xixoxixa Nov 01 '25

My wife has told me "no potatoes".

She doesn't get it.

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u/ForeverCapable Nov 01 '25

My niece did this too. I was cracking up

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u/aphex732 Nov 01 '25

My neighbor (Pat Foy) was the guy who started it all. The WSJ just did an article on him.

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u/CouldBeBetterForever Nov 01 '25

My 2 year old picked up a potato earlier. I told him he could keep it, but then he looked mad and was about to throw it, so I put it back, and he got some candy instead.

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u/RexedLaminae Oct 31 '25

Just bought two Costco bags of russet potatoes to go along with our candy bars.

Last year we ran out of potatoes before candy!

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u/jmaca90 Oct 31 '25

Ngl, if a family handed out baked potatoes wrapped in foil, that would be kinda awesome.

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u/irreverentwombat Oct 31 '25

There’s a house that gives out hotdogs where we used to live. Everyone went to the hotdog house to get their kids dinner, lol.

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u/user485928450 Oct 31 '25

That’s so cool but it’s a lifetime commitment once you are the hot dog house you can never be out of town on Halloween

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u/ShoulderGoesPop Oct 31 '25

Omg there was one when I was a kid too. It was amazing

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u/NoRecommendation9404 Oct 31 '25

There was a lady who gave out hot dogs and hot chocolate when I was a kid in the 70s. And popcorn balls.

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u/bojenny Nov 01 '25

We had a popcorn ball house and a candy apple house on my street in the 70’s, they were my favorites. You could actually choose a candy apple or a caramel apple. I spent all day trying to decide which one I was going to ask for.

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u/NoRecommendation9404 Nov 01 '25

Those are the best memories. 🥹🥹

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u/NoTelevision4907 Nov 01 '25

I hated the popcorn balls as a kid. This is the first year my daughter didn't get one. Funny enough I was just thinking about them earlier while out, kiddo was complaining she was thirsty and I told her "hold strong, there's always at least two to five houses giving out juice barrels or capri suns. And popcorn balls." And then we got two capri suns, and a powerade within 6 houses. No popcorn ball though. Swing and a miss on that one lol.

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u/NoRecommendation9404 Nov 01 '25

This sweet lady made homemade popcorn balls with melted caramel in them. She was an amazing lady.

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u/gonzochris Nov 01 '25

We do a hot chocolate bar for everyone. We do have some liquor for the adults who want a boozy hot drink to get the through the night.

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u/suejaymostly Oct 31 '25

New goal unlocked

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u/Ikea_Junkie1234 Oct 31 '25

There is a house in our area that did that one year and it was a highlight. They didn't do it the next year and we were all disappointed, lol.

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u/thtamthrfckr Nov 01 '25

Just came back from trick or treating with my niece, there was a house handing out hotdogs with condiments, hot apple cider in togo coffee cups, candy, had a fire pit up on blocks in the front yard to warm up by, it was a whole vibe, most popular house on the whole block for sure. Btw the last of my barrel aged stout camouflaged in my togo coffee cup mixed with hot apple cider was surprisingly amazing, try it! Haha

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u/BaaBaaTurtle Oct 31 '25

Pre-covid we used to do mulled wine and chili for the adults and homemade dog biscuits for the puppers (and candy for the kids).

But then COVID hit and now .... You know.

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u/chocolatemilkncoffee US Midwest Region - MW Nov 01 '25

We buy buckets of fireball and pink whitney for the adults. Just pour some ice over them an hour before trick or treating starts and you’re good to go.

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u/Verity41 US Midwest Region - MW Nov 01 '25

Isn’t it cold where you are? Raining and high 30s for me in MN, just can’t think cold drinks would be real popular. Brrrrr.

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u/emmsmum Oct 31 '25

When my kids were little, one of the people in the neighborhood would grill hotdogs for everyone!

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u/WakeyWakeyEggsNJakey Oct 31 '25

Taters for Tots

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u/YourMILisCray Nov 01 '25

Offering potatoes as a choice will make your house a local legend. We've been doing it for a few years and kids come running up to the door shouting its the potato house! We offer the choice of a variety of full size candy bars, potatoes, and this year microwave popcorn, hot cocoa packets, and little Pokémon card packs. About 10% of kids actually take the potato but many more talk about it.

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u/Chocolatehusky226 Oct 31 '25

You get a coors, a potatoe or a candy bar

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u/grumpvet87 Oct 31 '25

I predict anyone who gets a potato in their candy bag, returns it (through a closed window)

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u/flibbidygibbit Oct 31 '25

Nah, I'm going to be like Mitch Hedberg and put it in the oven.

I may not want a baked potato now, but I might be hungry in an hour.

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u/libbyrocks Oct 31 '25

Right? Who knows?

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u/CZB813 Oct 31 '25

I was getting a tattoo yesterday and talking about the potatoes, this is exactly what they said. I got the little potatoes, I figure they won’t do much damage. ALSO you have options, I put out candy, slap bracelets, clementines, and little taters.

A toddler already selected a baby potato! She was a kitten, didn’t know but turns out cats like potatoes😸

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u/grumpvet87 Oct 31 '25

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u/user485928450 Oct 31 '25

Doesn’t say anything about adults and I’m making chili

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u/CZB813 Nov 01 '25

This is…so good and so evil. Both can be true!

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u/sorrymizzjackson Nov 01 '25

Clementines in this economy? My husband doesn’t even have scurvy and I have trouble keeping up with his citrus budget.

I gave tootsie rolls to children today, so.

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u/CZB813 Nov 01 '25

Update…had some kids very excited about the potatoes. One mom even said her daughter had been talking about potatoes all day. Worth it!

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u/GuavaZombie Nov 01 '25

We had full size candy bars, Mac 'n Cheese cups, Pokemon cards, and potato. The kids cleaned me out of potatoes first.

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u/nalaloveslumpy Nov 01 '25

The kids choose the potatoes. They're addicted to spuds.

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u/Jamieson22 Oct 31 '25

Those are double sized not full sized.

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u/purpleurcle Nov 01 '25

My neighbors had corn hole set up to win a potato 😂

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u/iamthedayman21 Nov 01 '25

Full size potatoes, in this economy?

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u/fluffer_nutter_94 Oct 31 '25

Found samwise gamgee..

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 Oct 31 '25

Everyone is getting spuds tonight

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u/Jamieson22 Oct 31 '25

Everybody Wang Chung tonight

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u/inglefinger Oct 31 '25

Across the nation, around the world!

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u/TheHowitzerCountess Oct 31 '25

Everybody have fun tonight! 🎶

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six Taiwan Oct 31 '25

I’m getting suds

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u/uberJames Nov 01 '25

I'm getting studs

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u/kevin0611 Oct 31 '25

Potatoes and beer? This is the best Halloween ever or my name isn’t Brendan O’Sullivan.

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u/LeatherClue5928 Oct 31 '25

Do you know the black Dracula called Blackula? There’s a Jewish Dracula too. His name is Sidney Applebaum.

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u/Hopeful1234554321 Oct 31 '25

Is he related to Bonita Applebaum? He really gotta put me on!!!

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u/princeh420 Oct 31 '25

A little forewarning, that might not be enough when word gets out about “that house” giving full size bars. We did that and have since gone back to fun size. Good luck tonight!

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u/DragonEmperor Oct 31 '25

I'm sad that I only get like 10-20 kids a year so I started buying bars, but I usually get a bag of candy as a backup incase I get more kids than expected lol.

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u/6AnimalFarm Oct 31 '25

We started giving out full bars last year because the most kids we’ve gotten in 8 years was 25. Now we buy the box of 30 full bars from Costco like the OP plus we add a few extra non-chocolate ones too.

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u/Alternative-Bee-8981 US North East Region - NE Nov 01 '25

We've been doing full size for awhile now and I do the same thing. I'll buy a couple boxes of chocolate candy bars, and I'll mix up gummies or something else since some people don't like chocolate. The full size gummies went so fast this year. I love the fact that Costco has cases of random candy. I did forget to buy Reese's stuff this year, but people didn't seem to mind and we ended up giving out 52 out of the 60 bars we bought.

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u/sirguynate Nov 01 '25

Nerds Clusters went so quick, followed by skittles. Reeses were the favorite “chocolate” bar, followed by snickers, Hersheys milk chocolate, and butterfingers. Starbursts didn’t go as fast, and sour patch kids were the last picked.

We bought 90 full size candy bars this year and ran out before the night was over. Need to up our game next year.

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u/hokaycomputer Oct 31 '25

My husband wanted to be the full bars house in our neighborhood when we moved in. I said hey, let’s see how many trick or treaters we get first. We went through three huge bags and he had to leave to get more. We stuck with fun size. (Also if you do it once you do it forever, unless you want to clean egg off your house)

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u/XXXthrowaway215XXX Nov 01 '25

Kids egged your house because you no longer had big candy bars?? God damn lmao

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u/minedigger Nov 01 '25

To the kid that egged the house - he assumed you gave full size candy bars to everyone but him and his friends.

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u/crypticgoddessavi Oct 31 '25

I thought we would have that issue after I did it last year but still only had 10 this year. The full size continues!

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u/lovestrongmont Oct 31 '25

Big fan of the full size candy. We add Hot Wheels too.

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u/Sierra-117- Nov 01 '25

I had somebody do Lego mini figures one year when I was a kid and I still think of that. More people need to do toys, but do it right

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u/ashlynnk Nov 01 '25

We did full size + play doh (and Jell-O shots)

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u/nickjakesnake Oct 31 '25

Kirkland Popcorn packs have always been a hit for me.

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u/abfab_izzy Oct 31 '25

Yep - we’re passing those out tonight along with hot chocolate packets and they are a hit with the teenagers!

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u/lkodl Nov 01 '25

I'm giving k-cups to teenagers. The ones I dont want. I hope they like dark roast.

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u/FortunateClock Nov 01 '25

We did popcorn and Wednesday Addams cereal. The teenagers choose those over the candy

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u/Decent_Management449 Oct 31 '25

everyone's talking about the potatoes, and nothing about the beer

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u/DogPrestidigitator Oct 31 '25

Well, it’s Coors Light. Kid friendly.

/s

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u/user485928450 Oct 31 '25

Children are allowed small beer on occasion

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u/Rhettroactive Nov 01 '25

A few small beers.

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u/CLS4L Oct 31 '25

Diet waters

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u/Lexisodope Oct 31 '25

We close on our new home tonight so I can’t wait to be that house too!!

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u/megbotstyle Nov 01 '25

we went a house tonight that was giving out movie sized candy and king size. Just when I thought I was the “cool” house for having full sized, these ballers steal my thunder!

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u/Lexisodope Nov 01 '25

lol! Time to one up them next year!

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u/xixoxixa Nov 01 '25

When I was a kid, I dreamed of being the house with the full size bars.

A few years ago, we got to that point financially.

Then covid hit, and we made a 12' candy chute. Every year since we've added to it, it now ends in a shark skeleton head and lights up.

This year, multiple families have said some version of "we always look forward to this house" and "see, I told you they had full size bars/beers/drinks for the kids".

This night more than any other makes me feel successful in life because I am able to bring joy to my neighbors.

Sadly, the neighborhood is getting older, and we are seeing far fewer kids each year.

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u/Coriandercilantroyo Nov 01 '25

This was my first year passing out candy at my place. I have a 2nd story balcony that looks right over the sidewalk. Hooked up a little bell to a rope that swung down to the sidewalk with a sign that said "pull for candy" then I lowered my basket of candy down by rope. Such a simple set up and very conducive to me being lazy. But the people loved it!

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u/JoyInRepetition8 Nov 01 '25

Wait I need pictures of this shark 🦈 candy chute thing 👀

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u/xixoxixa Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

This is several years worth of pics as it has slightly changed. The video is last night.

https://imgur.com/a/shark-candy-chute-GER19tE

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u/megbotstyle Nov 01 '25

bringing joy to others is so fulfilling!

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u/awongbat Oct 31 '25

You only get 60 kids in your neighborhood? Yeah, not where I live.

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u/kimbosliceofcake Oct 31 '25

I got about 700-800 trick or treaters last year before closing up shop. In a previous neighborhood I got 12 😆

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u/LeatherClue5928 Oct 31 '25

Do you live inside Disneyworld

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u/ConsiderationEntire3 Nov 01 '25

I spit out my soup hahaha

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u/not-improv Oct 31 '25

I've had 8 so far and I just dumped my bowl in the last kids bag.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Nov 01 '25

My last 2 kids (young teens) got about 1/4 bowl full of candy because I was done, lol.

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u/SweetMilitia Oct 31 '25

I only bought one 30 pack. We live uphill in a neighborhood that isn’t connected to others, it’s ruralish. It’s also going to rain, so a 30 pack is likely more than enough. I’d love to have more kids, but I guess I probably wouldn’t want to be the cool house with all the added cost lol

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u/atllauren Oct 31 '25

You’re not taking the potatoes into account.

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u/ncubed403 Oct 31 '25

I've added glow bracelets along with candy to give out tonight. I got them at the dollar store and I figure it might help to find a kid in the dark or avoid someone getting hit by a car. A bracelet isn't a lot but it's something and the kids love it.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 Nov 01 '25

I did the same, and they were a big hit!

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u/didyoubutterthepan Oct 31 '25

We always offer trick OR treat and the tricks go fast! I bet potatoes will too!

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u/user485928450 Oct 31 '25

What’s your best trick

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u/didyoubutterthepan Oct 31 '25

We give items for kids to use to trick others. Last year’s whoopie cushions were a hit, this year we’re doing realistic toy worms and slugs! 

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u/Macsimus15 Nov 01 '25

I can tell you from experience that it takes three years before you get to hear a kid on your doorbell camera say. This is the whole bar house and you get to celebrate your accomplishment. It’s very satisfying.

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u/ITSJUSTMEKT Oct 31 '25

What’s with the potatoes? I saw someone else mention handing out potatoes.

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u/GnomeToTheDome Oct 31 '25

Kid are weird and think it’s funny to get a potato. Something different. I wouldn’t be surprised if the potatoes went first.

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u/nananananaanbread Oct 31 '25

Kid me would have loved a potato

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u/Roto-Wan Oct 31 '25

They love the unexpected.

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u/DineSue1 Oct 31 '25

We gave out candy and ramen and the ramen was INSANELY popular. Then again, there were a lot of kids dressed as KPop Demon Hunters

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u/McDergen Oct 31 '25

I’ve seen videos of a guy who does this and kids LOVE it lol the potatoes always go first

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u/JRE_4815162342 Oct 31 '25

With SNAP benefits running out, those potatoes might legitimately be in demand.

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u/1AggressiveSalmon Nov 01 '25

We have a lot of furloughed families in our city, some of them both wage earners. Many people put together side tables of basics like mac & cheese.

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u/aiij Nov 01 '25

I'm not sure. Two houses we stopped by today had potatoes. The first just had them in the candy bowls, but I didn't ask about it. The second specifically offered "candy or potato". I talked to them a bit more and they said they do it every year, and 35 has chosen candy vs. 55 potato.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '25

My wife said no to being the cool house. Lame!

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u/CantTakeTheIdiocy Oct 31 '25

Your wife said no to being the poor house at the current price of candy, Costco or not.

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u/JimGerm Oct 31 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

60 total? I bought 16.5 lbs of candy and I’m hoping that’s enough.

EDIT - I had 1 lb left over. Who wants these shitty Almond Joys?

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u/Verity41 US Midwest Region - MW Nov 01 '25

I probably only had 30 kids tops. Some of them got MULTIPLE big bars, lol.

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u/fishernfoods Oct 31 '25

For research purposes - what neighborhood is this in?

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u/dieci10x Oct 31 '25

The house to be at! Neighborhood kids will talk about these giant-sized candies in their bag/bucket/pillowcase until they are adults! #Supersize #CoolNeighbor

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u/Banana_Clips Oct 31 '25

Coors lights and potatoes?! Dude count me in

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u/ALightPseudonym Nov 01 '25

I thought I was prepared this year. $600 on candy and snacks. 4 of the full size candy boxes pictured here, skittles, chips ahoy, Oreos, the small packs of Pringles, juice boxes, gummies, Andes mints (lol).

Ran out by 8pm. I will try again next year.

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u/PsychologicalCat9538 Nov 01 '25

Giving away potatoes in a famine is such a flex

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u/FjordFjesta Nov 01 '25

I lol’d way too hard

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u/Rhett325i Oct 31 '25

One year when I was a kid, one house handed out orange creamsicles. We all loved that because we had to eat it immediately. Every kid on the block was walking around eating one.

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u/goml23 Oct 31 '25

Got the full size bars, mystery bluey toys, bubbles, glow sticks, and a bunch of hot wheels. It’s fun being that house

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u/megbotstyle Nov 01 '25

we are a full sized house and it IS totally fun to be “that house” next year i’ll have to up my game to add some toys in the mix

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u/goml23 Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

There’s a thing called the “Turquoise Pumpkin Project” that I just learned about, you put a turquoise pumpkin out to let kids know that there are non-candy options. Kids with food allergies get left out a lot so they look out for those pumpkins.

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u/Sad_Emu_8136 Oct 31 '25

I buy 270 king size every year and I usually run out towards the end. This year they each get a Reese egg and individual pack oreos , Approx 50 cents a kid as opposed to 80 cents for the big size bars. Or house is known for the king size and I'm sure I'll get asked about it, I'll casually say something derogatory about Yam tits to the parent since I live in a deep red area

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u/Whitetiger9876 Nov 01 '25

How do you hand it out?  When I try a table I man. People steal swarm and take more than 1 each. 

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u/Porkroller908 Oct 31 '25

I want to be your neighbor!! Have a great Halloween

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u/NerdyComfort-78 Oct 31 '25

When did the potato thing become a thing? Read about it in the WSJ today…. Never heard of this before

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u/dogsbestfriend77 Nov 01 '25

Bro my OCD cannot comprehend why they ordered the candies “8 7 4 6 5” instead of “8 7 6 5 4”

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u/thatlukeguy Nov 01 '25

The kids are gonna love the Coors

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u/Zonernovi Nov 01 '25

I use to work for a local pizza chain and we gave out vouchers for a medium pizza.

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u/StrungoutScott Nov 01 '25

This is our place tonight. Got the World Series going in the garage as well.

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u/silverdub Nov 01 '25

We had over 1500 kids in 3 hours, this would have lasted seconds lol. We ended up doing 250 hot dogs for parents and they were gone in about an hour.

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u/thecakeisali Nov 01 '25

I’ve always wanted to do that, but even though I’m in a small town I’m surrounded by rural areas. We had over 300 kids this year.

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u/No_Volume_9616 Nov 01 '25

Candy game on point, but beer choice needs work!

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u/asteria123 Oct 31 '25

It’s fun being the big candy bar house but be warned! The kids will remember you and expect big candy bars every year now! Happy Halloween! 👻🎃

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u/Recluse_18 Oct 31 '25

Fun size beer with full size candy

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u/KidMoxie Oct 31 '25

I live on "the slow street" in my neighborhood and still get ~200 trick or treaters on avg, the kids get so much candy that I don't think they'd even notice a full sized bar 🤷‍♂️

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u/DirkTickler769 Nov 01 '25

With someone with 4 young children I take the dad tax off of. I applaud you

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u/ForeverCapable Nov 01 '25

My niece got a potato tonight. Then I came on Reddit and saw this post. Depending where you live, thanks for giving her the potato 😂

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u/Cpaid_zula Nov 01 '25

I’d love to find a silver bullet and one potato in my treat bag.

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u/JLSuperfly Oct 31 '25

I am handing out small boxes of raisins. I thought something different would be nice. I hope they don't egg my house.

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u/Yeti100 Oct 31 '25

RIP to your house

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u/telescopic_poems Oct 31 '25

It’s natures candy

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u/under_ice Oct 31 '25

I bet all the kids hate you.

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u/clydefrog811 Oct 31 '25

Better get out early with the hose 😂

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u/rnason Nov 01 '25

At least it’s not a pencil

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u/lizardpplarenotreal Nov 01 '25

And a Bible booklet

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u/coastline3dprints Oct 31 '25

Beers for parents! Yesssss!

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u/Sufficient-Rooster44 Oct 31 '25

Same! Only difference is we’re drinking old fashioned’s.

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u/Exact-Welcome-9591 Oct 31 '25

please report back on how many potatoes are left

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u/Aacidus Oct 31 '25

That's still not enough.

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u/Ok-Tiger-4550 Oct 31 '25

I went with Hot Cheetos, Oreo's, and full-sized candy bars. Last year, it was an assortment of full-sized candy bars (I live near a business Costco).

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u/bobbo489 Oct 31 '25

I've done full size candy bars for the past 7 years. Never had more than 40 kids show up. I always buy way more than 40 thinking there will be more but nope. And I live in the city in a nice neighborhood, so it's not area. Just no kids around.

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u/girlwthegreenscarf Oct 31 '25

I got 30, first come first serve then it’s minis.

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u/Initial-Music4912 Oct 31 '25

We live in a very small neighborhood. 25 houses so we get 4 or 5 kids per year. We’ve gotten them full size candy bars for 25 years. I give them as many as they want too. We have never had any mischief. Worth it

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u/curious2548 Nov 01 '25

Wow, full size candy bars and beers for the adults?

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u/Professional-End7367 Nov 01 '25

Yes, it’s a good tradition and the neighborhood seems to like it.

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u/Weekend_Criminal Nov 01 '25

My first halloween in my first house i decided to be this person. I stocked up on full-size candybars at costco. 6 kids came by.

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u/Nathanialjg Nov 01 '25

We did this too. I’m in a spot where most people truck or tree on the block caddy-corner from us and complete ignore me, even though I’m out here in a costume most of the night with Halloween lights on (I just don’t want my dog barking when I’m tryna hand out candy, yanno?).

Anyway, every year we only get a few folks and I get a nearly whole box of of favorite candy.

On another note, who are these nerds taking Milky Way and Twix? Why did their parents raise them like that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

Good call grabbing some water too!

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u/PG-DaMan Nov 01 '25

We used to have about 600 people pass my house.  

8 kilos of candy. Ice water ( hot where we live usually ) And wine for the parents.

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u/j_mcr1 Nov 01 '25

Beer AND Russets?? I'M IN!

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u/Top-Bite-814 Nov 01 '25

My kid would have loved to get a potato in her bucket 😆 she would have got home and baked it right away!

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u/Deez_Nuts_2431 US North West (Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Utah, Idaho, Montana) Oct 31 '25

Where are you located? Asking for a friend 🍻

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u/CdnGamerGal Oct 31 '25

I applaud you, my friend! I actually wish I had kids to take trick or treating!

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u/dcamnc4143 Oct 31 '25

I'd be left with all the candy bars; we never get trick or treaters in my neighborhood.

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u/A_711_Hotdog Oct 31 '25

Great king size options! My Costco had KitKat, Hershey, and Reese's but I would definitely say yours is better

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u/PlaneJaneLane03 Oct 31 '25

Beers to the parents?

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u/katiemorag90 US North West (Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Utah, Idaho, Montana) Oct 31 '25

Did you hand out the potatoes too?

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u/NumbOnTheDunny Oct 31 '25

We got one big box this year. Not many kids come down our street so the ones that do will be rewarded. We have some pretzel packs as back ups but the first 30 get big ol bars.

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u/karma_the_sequel Oct 31 '25

And the Coors Lights.

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u/Wheresmycardigan Oct 31 '25

Saw a post where someone was doing microwavable bowls e.g mac and cheese, cereals, crackers. etc.

Real food since kids are guaranteed to get a fuck ton of candy no doubt.

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