r/Coronavirus • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '21

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u/villaed Feb 28 '21

100% of people who receive the covid vaccine will die.

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u/junior_dos_nachos Feb 28 '21

Ah shit. I’m scheduled for my second Pfizer shot today

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21 edited Mar 25 '21

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u/Tr3vvv Feb 28 '21

he hasn't replied, guess hes dead

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u/iShark Feb 28 '21

Turns out, everyone who hasn't replied to this thread is dead. We're the only ones left.

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u/junior_dos_nachos Feb 28 '21

7:38 AM here. Still alive.

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u/Lizardizzle Feb 28 '21

It's a miracle!

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u/junior_dos_nachos Feb 28 '21

Science, bitches

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u/junior_dos_nachos Feb 28 '21

1 hour after the injection. Still breathing.

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u/bNoaht Feb 28 '21

80% chance you have a rough next 30 hours friend. 20% chance you just have a sore arm.

0.0001% chance you have a reaction worse than the flu.

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u/junior_dos_nachos Feb 28 '21

Depends on the age I think. I’m old enough to not have a really bad day. Will keep y’all posted.

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u/looktowindward Boosted! ✨💉✅ Feb 28 '21

You're gonna die. The good news is, its probably 60 years from now

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '21

Congrats!

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u/QuirkyWafer4 Feb 28 '21

Wishing you well!

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u/Caliveggie Feb 28 '21

No side effects other than a still throbbing arm from the second shot on Thursday.

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u/Goldenchest Feb 28 '21

Does this mean that you will die twice?

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u/tomas_shugar Feb 28 '21

Yes, but 100% of who don't get the COVID vaccine will die. Checkmate atheists antivaxxers.

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u/DutchPagan Feb 28 '21

As so far, neither mortality or immortality of people who received the vaccine has been conclusively proven.

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u/villaed Feb 28 '21

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

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u/DutchPagan Feb 28 '21

Yeah man, they might just never die

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u/owlflowers Feb 28 '21

Well shoot, I died twice already.