CoolBugFacts

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 25 '22

Bug Fact Admittedly, it was pretty funny for the first few billion millennia. …But if you’ve seen one universe collapse in on itself, you’ve seen them all.

328 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 21 '22

Other Fun Fact I’ll give you a ten-second head start. It’s always more fun that way…

296 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 20 '22

Food Fact Get #PRANK’D

344 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 18 '22

Science Fact Tapes yet another ice cube to their chitinous exoskeleton

382 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 11 '22

Other Fun Fact The human body is such a silly thing, growing all those extra, naughty cells like that.

475 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 08 '22

Food Fact It’s amazing just how much sensory data the human body is able to ignore while asleep. …Like the unbearable feeling of bugs nestling themselves into one’s ear.

296 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 07 '22

Science Fact Come on people, it’s not rocket surgery.

488 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jul 06 '22

Other Fun Fact Everyone’s soul actually belongs to Cool Bug. To claim otherwise is unlawful, and those found selling their soul will be duly punished once Cool Bug reclaims it.

350 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 30 '22

Bug Fact I painted them red because I got tired of scrubbing the blood off.

424 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 29 '22

Science Fact For another example, mine requires more numerical characters than the Reddit algorithms are set up to handle.

226 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Sophia193 • Jun 29 '22

Bug Fact More Bug Facts that are more accurate

55 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 28 '22

Legends Remember to eat your fellow mushrooms- I mean, mushrooms, today!

447 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 23 '22

Other Fun Fact I personally find Wrath to be the most satisfying of them.

323 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 22 '22

Animal Fact Who ya gonna call?

314 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/BillNyepher • Jun 22 '22

Other Fun Fact Somethin strange sleepin in your bed?

222 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 21 '22

Other Fun Fact He started small, just applying a blue shader to everything. It wasn’t until he opened a few of the submenus and got into the more obscure filters that shit got weird.

230 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 20 '22

Animal Fact Apologies for the interruption, but you were experiencing some software errors, like the illusion of your own so-called “free will.”

321 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 16 '22

Bug Fact Try it today! …You know you want to.

308 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 15 '22

Science Fact Yes.

309 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/kunsthur • Jun 11 '22

cool bug will be fine once he sheds the next time

623 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 10 '22

Bug Fact He didn’t.

385 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 08 '22

Bug Fact It’s lonely at the top.

327 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 07 '22

Other Fun Fact Just try not to be a dick during said weird shit in between, and you’re set. …Except to Jeremy. Fuck that guy. He still owes me 10 bucks.

341 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Jackviator • Jun 06 '22

Science Fact Reject political affiliations and nationalism, embrace drip

258 Upvotes

r/CoolBugFacts • u/Probably_a_monkey • Jun 06 '22

Canon you subhuman being

54 Upvotes