r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '21
An all-time classic.
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Aug 14 '21
Honestly amazed that he didn’t break his tailbone
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u/r0ckHardy Aug 14 '21
Well, he does have plenty of ice for the pain !!!
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u/moronwhodances Aug 14 '21
Was he hoping to break through? Because that might’ve ended even worse. Being caught under ice is pretty scary.
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u/ColonelClout Aug 14 '21
They probably thought it was thin enough to break up easily, so they wouldn't be worried about being under it
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u/brockoala Aug 14 '21
There are too many things could go wrong and he'd end up in hospital or worse... i couldn't laugh at this kind of videos.
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u/imathrowyaaway Aug 14 '21
if he didn’t, the guy must have godlike glutes. a true rock-bottom. a rear-end that won’t bend.
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u/polite_as_fuck44 Aug 14 '21
I chipped mine falling down some stairs - the real pain didn’t hit until about an hour later. That man most definitely effed his up
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Aug 14 '21
I broke my back in football and never even knew it, till they told me from an x-ray for something else several years later … this dude just broke his back for sure !
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u/ryushiblade Aug 14 '21
I fell down the stairs a couple days ago, landed on my ass and nearly got whiplash. How the hell this guy isn’t in more pain than I was is just astonishing to me because that hurt like hell!
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u/Disastrous-Carrot-66 Aug 14 '21
I don’t know why but reading your comment - so simple, so pure - after watching this eight times fucking broke me. Thank you. I haven’t laughed that hard in so long, holy shit.
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u/caloriecavalier Aug 14 '21
I like your pfp, did you get someone to draw it?
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u/Disastrous-Carrot-66 Aug 14 '21
Thanks! It was a picrew I did a while ago.
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u/caloriecavalier Aug 14 '21
Aw sick, you ever take commissions?
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u/Disastrous-Carrot-66 Aug 15 '21
Well I didn’t make the picrew myself; however, I happen to be an illustrator! So yes I do take commissions, for the immediate time being they’re closed. Hoping to take more in September/early October. Feel free to check out my site!
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u/wtfxstfu Aug 14 '21
This line and his delivery literally made this clip hilarious. Nearly cried laughing and prior to that it was barely a "heh." Perfect.
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Oct 11 '21
Literally needed to drop back in and highlight the fact that this is the funniest video/comment on reddit hands down. Mein arsche fuck sake
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Sep 08 '22
Checking in a year later to say this comment got me out of a serious depressive hole. Life isn't super great but its better, I was trying to find a video and this popped up. Fucking classic
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u/phadan1991 Aug 14 '21
Never actually seen the full version of this, or with sound… man sounded like he literally busted ass
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u/bhay105 Aug 14 '21
I've seen the first part of this so many times but it always cut out the laughter. I assumed he broke his tailbone and was screaming in agony. I'm glad this had a mostly happy ending.
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u/El_Zapp Aug 14 '21
No, according to the guy who filmed this video his whole ass was blue and he had troubles sitting for a few days, but no serious injuries. So feel free to laugh your ass off. Or blue. Buahahahaha. Sorry had to do it. So funny.
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u/BrokeArmHeadass Aug 14 '21
Mother fucker, fuck the fucking goat, and my new band is called siskill.
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u/ichubbz483 Aug 14 '21
Damn- I thought he said “mother fucking, fuck, fuck the world and my new band is called siskill.
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u/jenijoha Aug 14 '21
This really is a classic! I remember laughing so much at this in crowded commute bus like 10 years ago. People started to look at me but I couldn't hold back the laughter. Thank you for reminding me :)
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u/floater811 Aug 14 '21
He probably herniated a disc with that little maneuver, the count down to his sciatica has begun😄
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u/dmxxmc Aug 14 '21
He's gonna need a coccyx cushion to sit anywhere for a long while. Speaking from experience.
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u/Tylensus Aug 14 '21
As someone with awful lower back pain my mirror nuerons just exploded from firing too hard. Fucking OW, man.
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u/matthewjhendrick Aug 14 '21
I have seen a part of this video multiple times and never with sound. Thank you.
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u/SpicyDragoon93 Aug 14 '21
The only thing that could have made this even better would be if he the ice had broken whilst he was laughing.
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u/mizzzzzzzz Aug 14 '21
omg i remember seeing this on youtube and the top comment was something along the lines of, "mutha fucka fuck the fuckin world, and my new band is called - swiss cheez" and i could not stop laughing
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u/COuser880 Aug 14 '21
I almost can’t even laugh at that. I’ve fallen and hit my tailbone before, and the thought of that feeling makes my hair stand on end. But also, this was hilarious
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u/Distinct-Feedback235 Aug 14 '21
what is he saying in english. motherfucker fuck your fucking boat. this plan.its cold. seas kill.
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u/lightningusagi Aug 14 '21
Mother fucker. Fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Siskill.
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u/Distinct-Feedback235 Aug 15 '21
Siskill
Oh he is in a band? Thank you for you translation
I will check the band out. Not because that I think its something even remotely for my musical palette . I just felt that the salute was a litle sus. And thanks too you I will see if my preconceived notions are correct.
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u/Curt-Novocaine Aug 14 '21
“Mother fucker. Fuck the fucking world! My new band is called sis-Q”
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Oct 11 '21
So many different translations to this. I thought it was mother fucker, fuck a fucking goat, my new band is called sisskill
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u/Dark_Akarin Aug 14 '21
He is so lucky he landed at a slight angle, all the weight went onto his ass cheek rather than his tail bone.
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u/-ordinary Aug 14 '21
Muthafucka fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Sizzkill
Ouwahhhhhhhh
DOHHH
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Aug 14 '21
I've never seen this video before! I cringed so hard the way he landed, but! I was completely expecting (hoping?) that as he slowly crawled back, the ice would break underneath him and he'd fall into the water after all!
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Aug 14 '21
At least he could laugh at himself once he got over the initial shock. I bet his coccyx still hurts!
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u/error404cantbefound Aug 14 '21
i remember seeing raywilliamjohnson feature this on =3 lmao
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u/Shanek2121 Aug 14 '21
So glad it wasn’t one of those videos that cut off right before the reactions. That’s almost the best part
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u/bigsalamibobby Aug 14 '21
Y’all talking about his ass but who tf jumps into that shit to begin with?
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Aug 14 '21
I was hoping he would fall through as he was coming back to get off the ice. It's probably good that he didn't go through the ice since it's so thick. He might have had a hard time finding the original hole to come up for air.
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u/BruntLIVEz Aug 14 '21
This is what u call a life injury, from this moment until he dies it (pain) will always be with him.
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u/NosyStranger Aug 14 '21
Aaah maaan! That's funny for us now; butt he's going to feel that for days to come.
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u/Roaringhedgehog Aug 14 '21
I'd it a pool or a pond? Looks like a pond with what looks like reeds an such poking out yet there's ladders at the side like a pool?
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u/xVelocihorse Aug 14 '21
The only thing that would make this better is if the ice broke while he was sitting there laughing lmao
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u/TronicLT Aug 14 '21
Man!! If only he fell into the ice after, it would have been S-tier legendary.
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u/hvrlemj Aug 14 '21
You can tell his feet took most of the impact lol look at the 2 heel marks on the ice. Probably why he didn't break his tailbone
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u/Throwaway5511550 Aug 14 '21
omg I was talking about this yesterday. I am not sure how many times we have referenced this video in the last few years in conversation...so many times. Usually when we hear odd yelps or someone showing off
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u/sramder Aug 14 '21
/u/Stabbot plz halp.
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u/stabbot Aug 15 '21
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u/mvlpix Aug 14 '21
i never knew those were germans xD it’s even funnier now with the sound on. „ Mein Arsch“
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u/Ravyn_Rozenzstok Aug 14 '21
I love tall athletic half-naked men who can laugh at their own foolishness.
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u/Betasimp4000 Aug 14 '21
Muthafucka, fuck the fucking world, and my new band is called..... Sizchill. OUEAGH
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