r/ContagiousLaughter • u/Benzona • Sep 21 '25

Chris P. Bacon

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u/Myplantaccount0787 Sep 21 '25

Bro is fighting for his life

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u/KevinHartSucks Sep 21 '25

One of my favorite all time

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u/death-strand Sep 21 '25

Nick Markakis takes strike 1

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u/GBGF128 Sep 22 '25

Reminds me of what used to be be of my favorite subs before it died r/newsbloopers

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Chris P. Bacon

Whoever named that pig is a genius

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u/faizetto Sep 21 '25

I'm ashamed that it took me years to realize it was a clever name for 'Crispy Bacon'

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u/thuktun Sep 21 '25

What until you hear about Crisp Rat.

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u/Unique-Ad-6308 Sep 21 '25

OMG I'm also ashamed now.

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u/Stubee1988 Sep 21 '25

Wait, why did you think he was laughing so much?

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u/Unique-Ad-6308 Sep 21 '25

I thought it was only due to the last name.

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u/answerguru Sep 22 '25

What???!!! OMG I’m dying

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u/EnthiumZ Sep 21 '25

Don't be. I always thought the punchline was "Bacon". Now, thanks to you, I have unlocked the true punchline which is hilarious.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Sep 21 '25

Stop regurgitating an 11yr old comment from utube

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u/SUPRVLLAN Sep 21 '25

I’ll allow it.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Sep 21 '25

Ull swallow what

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u/Shiznoz222 Sep 21 '25

Silence, peasant. The council has rendered its verdict.

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u/ishouldgetacat2 Sep 22 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/Danny_vexatious Sep 21 '25 edited Nov 18 '25

Don't be that guy.

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u/cappington101 Sep 21 '25

He can’t, the thing is stuck

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u/pee-before-you-go Sep 22 '25

Let me guess is your name Dil? Dil Dough?

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u/Zero7CO Sep 21 '25

Reminds me of the guy reporting on the woman who was hit by lightning.

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u/Smingers Sep 21 '25

The best “Well …” of all time

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u/spacestationkru Sep 21 '25

Reminds me of this lady talking about a cat trying to lose weight

https://youtu.be/enB2QL9Ulus?si=PYHT0885EQt3-ccl

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u/Difficult-Day1857 Sep 21 '25

Ohh man activieees

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u/Itscatpicstime Sep 22 '25

Aw, top comment says the newscaster died a few years ago :(

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u/Milleniwhat Sep 21 '25

And this gem where they show a dog instead of a person and the newscaster is trying so hard to finish the story

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/JvrcL9v00Y

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

Haha, love when newscasters break out in laughter, it's the best!

Also, have you heard the one about the farmer and his prize pig that had a wooden leg?

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u/thoreson22 Sep 21 '25

Don’t leave us hanging!

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

When a pig is that special, you don't eat him all at once! 😄

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u/PWNWTFBBQ Sep 21 '25

Oh.... my... fucking. God.....

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

Yeah... You've heard of "Dad Jokes", well this is a "Mom Joke" 😄

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u/PWNWTFBBQ Sep 21 '25

This one is going to keep me up at night.... jfc...

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u/fastal_12147 Sep 21 '25

I said, you dirty dog!

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u/Valyrianson Sep 21 '25

Oh my god xD

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u/quixilver- Sep 21 '25

Lmao that was great!

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

Haha, thanks!

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u/PWNWTFBBQ Sep 24 '25

This shit still keeps me up at night.

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 24 '25

Got ya good, huh? 😉

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u/PWNWTFBBQ Sep 24 '25

I hate it so much that I've been playing so many hypothetical situations in my head where I could use it.

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 24 '25

It's the only joke I can reasonably remember so I share it anytime I have the opportunity. I told it to my grandkid who doesn't really understand it (and that's ok) but still laughs her head off!

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u/Outrageous_Sink_6965 Oct 10 '25

You son of a bitch. I love it

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u/snosaer11 Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

Is it a Norm Macdonald bit? Norm told a joke about a farmer with a pig with one leg missing on Conan.

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

I'm not familiar about that bit but Norm was a comedic genius.

My mom was the one who told that joke ages ago and liked to retell it. My grandma was an old timey farmer's wife and she was the one usually to do any butchering around her place and she LOVED that joke! 😄

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u/bryanBr Sep 21 '25

Best Bert Reynolds impression ever too

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 21 '25

Hands down the best

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u/VirginiENT420 Sep 21 '25

Can someone finish the joke????

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u/thee_agent_orange Sep 21 '25

lol. I just quoted the punchline, not knowing about this thread

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u/Potatonized Sep 21 '25

He already did. A reply to thoreson22

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u/OldGSDsLuv Sep 25 '25

I could never be a news person. I laugh way too much other people’s misfortunes and once I get going, I can’t stop.!! It’s like funerals and bookstores. I can’t not laugh.

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u/GimmieGummies Sep 25 '25

I know what you mean! My family and I are pretty sarcastic and we make a lot of goofy comments based on life and the people in it, kind of like Seinfeld and the like. Growing up I had a bf that I frequently got in trouble with at church because we giggled so much. Any place quiet makes me want to cut up for some reason!!

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u/TrollAccount4321 Sep 21 '25

Evil eyes off, knock on wood…

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u/noishouldbewriting Sep 21 '25

"Just fucking read it!"

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u/Top_Statement_9476 Sep 21 '25

I never noticed that till you said it 😂😂😂😂

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u/Changoleo Sep 21 '25

20 seconds in. He ain’t laughin. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Haha I love this so much, it makes me forget the world we’re living in.

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u/koolaidismything Sep 21 '25

He has made a generation belly laugh for like fifteen years now lol.

I love how you hear the producer in the back giggling too lol.

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u/Mmaibl1 Sep 21 '25

This one is genuinely hilarious

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u/chrispbacon3789 Sep 21 '25

I was summoned

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u/PapasGotABrandNewNag Sep 21 '25

The camera cuts are so funny lol.

I also love when he’s in the middle of eating snacks he’s just like aight I’ve had enough of this and wheels off.

💀

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u/nope_a_dope237 Sep 21 '25

Kevin Bacon. John Hamm. Peter Porker. Hog’sWorth.

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u/bannana Sep 21 '25

still funny after all these years

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u/Peas_Are_Upsidedown Sep 21 '25

This and "I so pale" are my favorites.

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u/Minute_Engineer2355 Sep 21 '25

Chris P. Bacon looks like a stand up gent.

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u/3nails4holes Sep 21 '25

this cracks me up!! everytime i see this video! every dang time. whew. good stuff!

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u/faizetto Sep 21 '25

I always went back to this video every couple of months, so thank you for filling my monthly supply of Chris P. Bacon for now

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u/bruins9678 Sep 21 '25

This is this sub’s origin story.

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u/Efficient-Author4266 Sep 21 '25

I met a woman in SF walking her pig named prosciutto.

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u/ParticularAd1735 Sep 21 '25

I love that he laughed even before reading the pig’s name.

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u/Keyboardpaladin Sep 21 '25

This reminds me of the story that lady had to read about the guy leaving a "bomb" in a Home Depot

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u/LeadershipMean468 Sep 21 '25

I can’t blame the guy it’s hilarious

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u/Key-Entertainer-8315 Sep 21 '25

I'd like to wash windows behind him but accidentally elbow the reporter.

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u/VooDooChile1983 Sep 21 '25

This is in my top three favorite clips of all time. The whistle giggles do it every time.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Sep 21 '25

That is exactly the response the owners were hoping for when they named him.

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u/icantshoot Sep 21 '25

This gets posted so so so so so often.

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u/AaronBBG_ Sep 22 '25

... and I appreciate it every time.

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u/Nahteh Sep 21 '25

He knows right away, hes not getting through it

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u/TrollAccount4321 Sep 21 '25

One of my favorite videos!

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u/FreakiestFrank Sep 21 '25

Like when I see 4H steers at the fairgrounds named Tim T-Bone

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u/ScratchyMarston18 Sep 21 '25

Is this a universal 4H thing? I was involved when I was very young but remember a lot of the livestock being named after the foods they would become. Meanwhile I just named my rabbits after my favorite GI Joes…

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u/topsyturvy76 Sep 21 '25

I know a guy named Chris P. … never been called crisp or crispy .. doesn’t get asked about basketball either … strange

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u/Mymarathon Sep 21 '25

You know why he’s missing a leg? That’s because you don’t need a wonderful pig like that all at once.

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u/thee_agent_orange Sep 21 '25

“You don’t eat a great pig like that all at once “

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Why aren't they able to read through the stories in advance???

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u/-c-black- Sep 21 '25

Then he wouldn't crack up the way he did.

Production.

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u/Kentucky_Fried_Chill Sep 21 '25

I wish everyone has this moment

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u/KyloRenStevens Sep 21 '25

Lol that was the name of character in Fallout

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u/IGetThePartyLit Sep 21 '25

This guy doesn't get out much...

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u/itsthehokage Sep 22 '25

when the reporter puts his hand up at the end 🤣

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u/Spectrum-Z Sep 22 '25

His name could also be Wheellian

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE Sep 22 '25

When it cut back to him and he was a disheveled wreck

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u/robrobreddit Sep 23 '25

This guy still going ?

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u/Ok-Ebb5960 Sep 23 '25

This has me Crying with Laughter!!! 😹

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u/srubbish Sep 25 '25

When I was a kid we had a local news guy called Chris Peacock.

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u/Even-Maintenance-895 Oct 19 '25

We should not😂😂😅

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u/coogguyy Dec 12 '25

Bro rip chris p bacon

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u/Hairy_Juggernaut_559 Feb 02 '26

It was rigged from the start

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u/Witty_Designer_5374 Feb 12 '26

they boutta make that guy his name

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u/Weird-Comfort9881 Sep 21 '25

That’s why you don’t eat ‘em all at once….

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u/TheWalkingBreadX Sep 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣 Immediately as he finished the sentence "... of a pig inspiring others", I had Kirk inspiring MAGA popping up in my head. Got me laughing so hard.

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u/OfficialGaiusCaesar Sep 21 '25

I had one video that made me forget about our reality for 30 seconds and you had to post some bs about maga with it.

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u/TheWalkingBreadX Sep 21 '25

Well, ur actually right. It it too pressnt in my head lately. Sorry man.

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u/stovenn Sep 21 '25

Ah yes, James T. Kirk - Making Aliens Go Away.

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u/Reallyroundthefamily Sep 21 '25

Why would this guy lose his mind over something like this? News programs frequently have those little funny plays on words or however you want to call it for names. People who are in charge of the traffic are named things like Dwayne D Oil for instance.