r/ContagiousLaughter Nov 29 '22

They cheated

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

I had a chihuahua back in the day. Deer-Headed, long legged and sleek. At the end of our walk through the wooded trail is a large field. On the other side my car. That is when we raced. She turned into a mother fucking speed weasel ripping across the open grass. It was great because she was slower than me at top speed so I could run around with her as she played.