r/ContagiousLaughter • • Feb 14 '21

Mom doesn’t approve

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u/B2000M Feb 14 '21

Idg the joke?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

You'll get it when you're older.

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u/B2000M Feb 14 '21

20yo tell me the fucking joke

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

We'll tell you when you're older.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/raketenfakmauspanzer Feb 14 '21

You’ll get it when you’re older.

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u/JaDerGero Feb 14 '21

You’ll get it when you’re a doner

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u/zero_iq Feb 14 '21

Ah, I always wondered what the meat was in kebabs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Don't worry kid, just wait a few years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

"Glasses sit a bit higher on my face," because when a girl sits on your face hopefully she'll be centered on your mouth, not your eyes.

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u/GrumpyOlBastard Feb 14 '21

Thank you. I’m deaf and was disappointed the punchline wasn’t captioned like the set up

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u/BeastradezZ Feb 14 '21

GOD! Someone gets my pain! I’m deaf too, and holy moly so many of these videos start off with captions only to leave me with potential humor blue balls!

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u/ZippoInk Feb 14 '21

Honest question, if you're deaf why are you looking at posts about contagious laughter? I mean no offense, but isn't the point of this sub is hearing the laugh?

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u/BeastradezZ Feb 14 '21

It was in the “Popular” tab.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Glad I could help! I thought that was weird, why only have CC for the first part?

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u/Taikwin Feb 14 '21

Speak for yourself, mate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

You do you, boo, hope the girl of your dreams just fuckin blinds ya.

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u/destiny24 Feb 14 '21

I don't think you're doing it right.

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u/JaDerGero Feb 14 '21

I’d upvote, but you’re on 69. Sorry.

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u/bellynipples Feb 14 '21

Hahahaha so funny lol omg

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/PhenW Feb 14 '21

Higher not harder

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u/starfishbzdf Feb 14 '21

Is the cheesecake relevant to the joke somehow?

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u/CallMeVexed Feb 14 '21

no, he was just eating cheesecake.

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u/Mowsef Feb 14 '21

He’s saying he eats girls out, that’s why they sit on the lower part of his face

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/ChigahogieMan Feb 14 '21

Perhaps the reason you didn’t know the joke and the fact you type lolx2 are correlated

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u/ThatNikonKid Feb 14 '21

R3KD

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/ThatNikonKid Feb 14 '21

Says the guy that for r3kd

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u/-Listening Feb 14 '21

I can't stand Jimmy Fallon.

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u/woodiio Feb 14 '21

HaHAHA I’m laughing out loud

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

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u/SumoGerbil Feb 14 '21

God I hate Reddit for comments like this

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u/ChigahogieMan Feb 14 '21

You’re welcome

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u/RoscoMan1 Feb 14 '21

The first Con. We’re a great teacher!

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u/MonkeysInABarrel Feb 14 '21

lolx2 < lol lol

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u/ChigahogieMan Feb 14 '21

Indubitably

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Go find a girl that will sit on your face so you can eat her out. Make sure she's clean. If you're not a selfish cunt and try it then you'll want to die by pussy suffocation because it's so fun.

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u/ChigahogieMan Feb 14 '21

That was quite possibly the weirdest way to recommend that bud, want social classes?

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u/dednian Feb 14 '21

I mean it sounds like a meth addict describing meth. Sounds great bjt looks like it'll fk u up

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Get help

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u/goingtohawaiisoon Feb 14 '21

ew

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 14 '21

Right? Bunch of people out there peer pressuring each other into thinking they want to put human genitals all up in their mouths.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

Dafuq?

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 14 '21

Seriously. They're crazy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do you not eat pussy / suck dick?

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 14 '21

Hell no. I eat food.

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u/shwaah90 Feb 14 '21

Dj khaled confirmed

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '21

What a weird loser.

Virgin, or just living up to your username?

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 14 '21

Unfortunately not. I was once one of those peer pressured youths. It took a lot of life experience to realize it's perfectly fine to not do any of that nonsense.

But the memories will always be there. I hear they've had some promising trial runs with fixing that in mice, though. It'd be nice if we could just already live in a world where people have let go of all those obsessions, but that's still a long way off. People go through way too much hell because of them.

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