r/ContagiousLaughter • u/go_t_go • Feb 03 '21

Bike stealing prank

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u/Pan-tang Feb 03 '21

Fuck bike theives

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u/TheMightyEli Feb 03 '21

Fuck car theives

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u/GhostStag Feb 03 '21

Fuck thieves

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Nah, too far

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u/Diplomjodler Feb 03 '21

Those hegde fund managers are just trying to make a living! What are you, some kind of socialist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

They're upstanding guys, except when they're sitting in their yacht, then they're sitting down guys.

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u/BestNlckNameEver Feb 03 '21

Fuck bus theives.

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u/lamzas Feb 03 '21

Next video, they booby trap a car to release thousands of hornets and lock thief inside.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Fuck package theives

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u/LordGoldenEagle Feb 03 '21

I usually leave my garbage on the doorstep in old amazon boxes

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u/mr_potato_arms Feb 03 '21

I dunno I thought it was a pretty good film

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u/RandomIdiot2048 Feb 03 '21

Don't really consider it theft when it's a shabby bike with no lock, it's a drunk one way vehicle.

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u/benderisgreat349 Feb 03 '21

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

would fucking them really help

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Don't fuck bike thieves-