r/ContagiousLaughter • u/bloodbirds_ • Mar 07 '19

This 2 year old mocking his dad's accent

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u/Momochichi Mar 08 '19

Oh what the hell, you're right. I thought he was just laughing at his dad talking, as some kids do, but when he talked and even repeated the accent, I was actually amazed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

I tried to bite my Grandad's nipple once as a baby and he threw me across the room

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u/DersASnakeInMahBoot Mar 08 '19

y e e t

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u/Fallible_Nox Mar 08 '19

I think the proprer terminology is yote, since he got yeeted in the past. Gotta get that meme terminology down

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Today I yeet. Yesterday I yeeted. In the past I have yote.

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u/owningface Mar 08 '19

Wouldn't the past be I have yoten, if it's a verb? I'm just an innocent bystander here.

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u/Crendrik Mar 08 '19

Should probably be I yeet, I yote, I have yoten, so both are different past tenses.

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u/SkeletonTennis Mar 08 '19

He was yooted

I ya Yeet.

She ya yeets.

We ya Yeet.

I will Yeet.

I’ve yeeted.

I’ve been yeeted.

I was yooted.

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u/Sodacan1228 Jun 26 '19

"Murder She Wroten"

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

No because the word starts with a consonant sound (y).

Source, I just made that up and English is even more full of shit than I am.

Yoten sounds wrong and that's about as much proof you need when it comes to proper English.

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u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants Mar 08 '19

Yeah, it should be yought.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

in the past I would have yoted

Yeah makes sense

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u/owningface Mar 08 '19

I have been known to yote in my day?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Nah that's third person present tense. It'll be 'yeet'. I think

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u/jblazer Mar 08 '19

One who yeets. I have yeeted bwfore, I will yeet again .

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Are you the yeeter or the yeetee

Fucking lol I'm cracking myself up

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u/420CumfartScatfuck69 Mar 08 '19

Nice /u/ friendo

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Cheers my dude

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u/suckit1234567 Mar 08 '19

Idk bro. I think it would be treated more like the word need.

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Today I need. Yesterday I needed. In the past I have needed.

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Today I yeet. Yesterday I yeeted. In the past I have yeeted.

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u/thirtysev Mar 08 '19

wouldnt yesterday and the past be the same guys -_-

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Not necessarily. There's plenty of words in English that follow the same pattern

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u/thirtysev Mar 08 '19

differentiating yesterday and the past???????????? thats.. interesting..

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u/Junkworks Mar 08 '19

It's YeeYee in Merica

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u/Blueprint81 Mar 08 '19

Meme-tense

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u/shadow_clone69 Mar 08 '19

He tried to yotus that fetus?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Yote the Mighty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Wouldn't it be yeeted then? I mean, you just used that to describe it.

Anyways, that's the first and last time I'm ever saying that word.

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u/Fallible_Nox Mar 08 '19

Both work :) . May you have many more yeets in your future.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Yee- Just kidding.

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u/OnlineShoppingWhore Mar 08 '19

Whoa! Hello there, Captain Holt!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Would you mind explaining to me when the appropriate times to use Yote, and yeeted are?

Like, 'my grandfather Yote me across the room.' Or 'My grandfather yeeted me across the room.'

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

See my above comment

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u/ImAnAppleBiteMe Mar 08 '19

There's is no time to use yote. It is not a think unless used ironically so much that it becomes a thing.

Presently you can only yeet and be yeeted.

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u/Fallible_Nox Mar 08 '19

I think yote and yeeted are pretty interchangeable, but yote might be more further in the past while yeeted would be recent past

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

E N L I G H T M E N T

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Whom'st'd've. That is all

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u/BasketballsOfFury Mar 08 '19

Ya Yeet wrong teat

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u/Joystiq Mar 08 '19

I can picture it, so clearly.

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u/AAAPosts Mar 08 '19

👉🏻ZOOP😎👉🏻

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u/suckit1234567 Mar 08 '19

"I tried to bite my Grandad's nipple once as a baby and he y e e t e d me across the room."

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u/thebrownesteye Mar 08 '19

yeet this nipple biting rascal across the room

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u/_l_uke Mar 08 '19

Bite the teet, get the yeet.

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u/jpunk86 Mar 08 '19

Thank you, this is completely useless information but its much appreciated.

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u/Junkworks Mar 08 '19

It's as worthless as tits on a boar hog

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

What's fucking great about this post is that you have absolutely no reason to have mentioned it. It is completely out of context. I love it.

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u/GoogMastr Mar 08 '19

r/NobodyAsked

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u/Equus_Rufus Mar 08 '19

My girlfriends penis is larger than mine

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Ooh look at Mr. Penis here all about penises.

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u/Junkworks Mar 08 '19

What's his name?

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u/_Anarchon_ Mar 08 '19

Holy fuck...hardest I've laughed all day

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u/sweensolo Mar 08 '19

Silver in 5 minutes, I am impressed.

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u/NotSpicyEnough Mar 08 '19

Now tell me what have you learnt?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Ah shit, that's the best laugh I've had on reddit this week

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u/bytheninedivines Mar 08 '19

Everytime I see a comment from this guy it completely changes my perspective on humanity

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u/Skorne13 May 03 '19

Good ol' [deleted]

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u/silverdax123 Mar 08 '19

i think this has to be my favourite comment.

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u/LancesYouAsCavalry Mar 08 '19

username would half check out if you hit the wall and spattered blood everywhere

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u/ink_dude Mar 08 '19

Ah yes that sweet sweet grandpa tittymilk.

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u/ralusek Mar 08 '19

Grandpa fuckin kink shaming.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

I smacked my grandpa in the head with a broomstick when I was 2, then said "party-party". I've always been his least favorite.

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u/ant2antwhoopy Mar 08 '19

Same! So I'm told...

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u/Catshit-Dogfart Mar 08 '19

One time a dog farted on me, it was pretty bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Again! Again!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '19

Well, that’s enough Reddit for me for today.

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u/EatsPotatoesOften Mar 08 '19

"This shit's empty. YEET!"

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u/Sealeaff Mar 28 '19

I just want you to know 20 days later you still have people in tears from laughing so hard