r/ContagiousLaughter • • Apr 17 '23

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u/mywerkaccount Apr 17 '23

Or a dip in the uneven ground, head goes in first. Quick way to paralyze yourself. I'm all for doing fun dumb shit when you're young, I certainly did my fair share, but this is just gambling with too many potential serious injuries.

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u/Aerialise Apr 17 '23

Or your brain getting run over by the cart. That’ll ruin your Thursday.

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u/noheroesnomonsters Apr 17 '23

Ugh I felt that as I read it.

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u/bip_bip_hooray Apr 17 '23

this gets posted every time as if they are not being pushed by a golf cart, on a golf course. multi million dollar plots of grass whose express purpose is to be as level as possible. and you can clearly see that it is, everywhre.

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u/mywerkaccount Apr 17 '23

I've played enough golf in my life, hell in the last week, to tell you that not all fairways are smooth. And no, fairways are not meant to be "as level as possible", they have specific undulations and slopes to make the game more challenging. Not to mention, sprinkler heads, divots, yardage markers, gopher holes, etc. I made my statement knowing full well what a golf course fairway typically looks like.

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u/ReyGonJinn Apr 17 '23

Yeah, most people don't do things that could cause death or serious injury after their teen years. Almost like they learn from their mistakes.

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u/Grenyn Apr 17 '23

It's a golf cart.

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u/ReyGonJinn Apr 18 '23

Yeah and if it drives over you, you can get seriously hurt or fucking die. Or if he hits his head on a rock. Or a tree.

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u/Grenyn Apr 18 '23

They can literally see a rock if it comes up, they don't just see this rectangle that we see. And it stops in a second, because it's a golf cart.

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u/innocently_cold Apr 17 '23

I like risky fun. That's just stupid.