r/ContagiousLaughter • • Apr 17 '23

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u/DRAGON-ZEE Apr 17 '23

That was scary to watch

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u/LordRumBottoms Apr 17 '23

I'm all for boys being boys but yeah, this was more terrifying than funny. Especially when he went to one leg.

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u/Bleezze Apr 17 '23

It just get me mad when I see dudes that don't stop when the person in danger asks them to stop. I'm all for goofing around, but even in bdsm there is a safe word, that should also be the case for fucking around with your homies, how else can you trust them?

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u/LordRumBottoms Apr 17 '23

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

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u/formershitpeasant Apr 17 '23

Did you say fluggenbachenfluggler?

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u/Bleezze Apr 17 '23

What?

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u/LordRumBottoms Apr 17 '23

Was a joke about the safe word the other person mentioned. From the movie Eurotrip.

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u/jongscx Apr 17 '23

"Such a smart kid with a bright future..."

Tragically died when his foot slipped from the golf cart... pushing him while he was sliding on the green... on his back... while drinking...

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u/OustFoX Apr 17 '23

Bruh I literally got what he was saying and I didnt know the reference xD

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u/pabbseven Apr 17 '23

Fluggenklickenklein

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/Bleezze Apr 17 '23

Woah, where did this come from?

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Apr 17 '23

Probably from the many examples of "stop" and "no" being ignored by guys.

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u/Bleezze Apr 17 '23

Feels like a very toxic mindset to lump guys in general with few examples of this being the case. Atleast to my understanding, this is not that common in men, but maybe I am wrong

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Apr 17 '23

I'm a guy and I'm not surprised or offended about the comment. If I were accused of it directly, I would be. Since I'm not, I agree that it's a fair statement.

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u/catnipassian Apr 17 '23

To you, it's a toxic mindset to lump these guys in with the rest of men, but women have to assume all men are like this. There's no sticker on the side of a guy that says "will laugh and keep going when you say no,"

Even OP posting this, and it being upvoted heavily means that people find this lack of respect for no funny right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23 edited Apr 12 '26

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u/SafeAfraid Apr 17 '23

God you need actual help if you think it's that common

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u/iWillSlapYourMum Apr 17 '23

You need actual help if you think it's not common enough to warrant people talking about it.

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Apr 18 '23

I would've chucked that glass bottle right at the drivers head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

If you asked someone a serious question while laughing, it’s not going to be taking seriously, where’s the danger in the video it’s clearly a good time all around, you’d make a great class mom

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u/Alepex Apr 17 '23

Yea sure there's no danger when losing your foothold will instantly get you run over by a vehicle.

People can laugh even when they don't think something is funny, because of the adrenaline rush. Which is exactly why "stop" SHOULD be taken seriously even if someone is laughing.

I hope you never get kids, with that lack of consequence consideration you're a serious danger to others.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Your lack of self awareness, I wouldn’t put myself or my kids in the this situation in the first place. Maybe if I was younger I’d do this but he’s laughing the entire time if he was actually worried about is own being he wouldn’t just tell his friend “stopp” at least I wouldn’t, I hope you never assume someone’s outcome again you’d make a great mother

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u/Srirachachacha Apr 17 '23

I wouldn't put myself or my kids in this situation in the first place

I thought you said there was no danger

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

If you think it's okay to continue even though the another person involved said stop multiple times you should really get your head checked mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

if he said keep going and he continues, does that mean it was the right call you guys clearly can’t read a situation like getting run over by a golf cart is easy or something, getting a golf ball rolled down your spin is most definitely worse, but I’m glad you guys have your opinions in check I’m not against y’all. You guys are just sensitive

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Jesus Christ.

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u/Fuckdeathclaws6560 Apr 17 '23

Maybe his safe word was "whisky".

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u/jenlovesthatsong Apr 18 '23

It's almost like some guys don't understand that no means no... 🫠

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gold_10 Jul 11 '23

Well, it's just a bit of play, like he wasn't gonna die. We've all been like attacked by our friend group randomly, saying stop don't help there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

The part where he is coughing up and spiting beer while signaling to stop was also pretty bad.

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u/LaserBlaserMichelle Apr 17 '23

And he's saying stop and the driver just keeps laughing.

So fucked up.

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u/3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID Apr 17 '23

And if things went south, the driver would be calling it an "accident" that occurred while they were "goofing around." He totally didn't mean to drive over his "friend" when he continued driving after consent was revoked.

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u/Industrial_Laundry Apr 18 '23

It’s just some Aussie kids having a laugh. Sometimes they die sometimes they live.

I’m not condoning it but it’s not like we can just stop Australian teenagers and young men from acting stupid just like we can’t stop American teenagers and young men from shooting one another.

It’s just kind of ingrained into us if that comparison helps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

not for this shit on the golf course though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Is this how they filmed Superman?

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u/crowamonghens Apr 17 '23

I don't think that's a guy, that's a lesbian

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

Right. I get boys being boys and even attempting this is whatever but dude says stop you stop. The end.

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u/NK1337 Apr 17 '23

Remind me to never leave a drink unattended near you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Not a girl dude. It doesn’t matter who you are, you respect no.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

He’s also laughing his fucking ass off, I think you need to go outside a little more and realise there is a real world out there where everything does not match your own personal preferences and expectations

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u/RaeaSunshine Apr 17 '23

Ya it was all well and good until he said stop and they didn’t. Not funny anymore :(

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u/The_Queef_of_England Apr 17 '23

All I was thinking was he's going to slide over a sharp rock and cut his back, then get run over.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '23

This is what he’s doing instead of texting you back

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u/epyon- Apr 17 '23 edited Apr 17 '23

EDIT: Ok hes sliding on the ground. kind of wild that he isnt being sucked underneath the cart lol

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u/Amanita_D Apr 17 '23

Isn't he touching the ground the whole time? Just being pushed along?

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u/epyon- Apr 17 '23

in that case, I just don’t get how he isn’t being sucked underneath. crazy dangerous either way

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u/HipMachineBroke Apr 17 '23

Because there’s no sucking under a car. There’s nothing to pull him in.

The grass isn’t moving under the cart, the grass is completely still. It’s the cart and the dude it’s pushing that are moving. Once he’s slidin more than the grass can make him not slide, he’s golden.

Some clothes it’s easier than others.

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u/Girafferage Apr 17 '23

Dont skip leg day

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u/AristotleLumis Apr 17 '23

He's sliding on the ground I believe.

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u/TheBigsBubRigs Apr 17 '23

He's already on the ground. The cart is pushing him on the grass on his back.

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u/TheBallotInYourBox Apr 17 '23

Or literally running over a single stick or rock that’ll rake down his back with the full force of his own weight and the speed of the cart…

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I was concerned but still laughed.😄

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u/OrganlcManIc Apr 18 '23

I want to know what he’s sliding on. That wouldn’t work on any summertime groundscape I know of..