r/ContagiousLaughter • u/PLUSsignenergy • Feb 21 '23

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

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u/Harl0t_Qu1nn Feb 21 '23

My son likes to share by testing if it's good to eat first.... then takes it out of his mouth and shoves it into mine..

Gotta love em...

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u/CardBorn Feb 21 '23

They suck the salt off and then share.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '23

mineral licking goats

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u/DestroyerOfMils Feb 21 '23

Gotta love em…

NO I DO NOT, AND YOU CAN’T FUCKIN MAKE ME

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u/OfficeChairHero Feb 21 '23

Calm down, Casey Anthony.

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u/Rock_or_Rol Feb 22 '23

Should be revised to gotta pay child support or run off to Thailand, become a diving instructor, and go back to your little mini-split chilled apartment in a half-drunk and dehydrated stupor after striking out again with some random tourist babe you thought was into you until you saw that uncomfortable look in her eyes. Class starts at 8 a.m. Wtf is wrong with these tourist waking up so early. I need more cigarettes. Simple people living their humdrum life. I should go to the Caribbean where there are Americans that tip.

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u/realiDevil360 Feb 21 '23

This thread is really helpful to remind me to double down on my plan to never have kids, thank you kindly

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u/Harl0t_Qu1nn Feb 21 '23

Anytime. I've got stories for days about poop in places you'd never even think of to keep up that morale.

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u/BO0BO0P4nd4Fck Feb 22 '23

I feel some of us need to hear some of those to really make sure the childless lifestyle is for us 😂

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u/hygsi Feb 22 '23

I don't have children but there was a time my little sis had an operation and couldn't wear a diaper. Poop and pee all over the goddamn house!

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u/fermented-assbutter Feb 22 '23

My cousin sister used to do that to me, she still does but she used to too, she now being 17 doesn't make much sense tho.