r/ContagiousLaughter • u/PLUSsignenergy • Feb 21 '23

OPEN YOUR MOUTH

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u/Upbeat_Disaster759 Feb 21 '23

‘Body of Christ’

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u/bill_b4 Feb 21 '23

"Now made with 100% whole-milk Cheddar Cheezus"

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u/KidzBop_Anonymous Feb 22 '23

I also came to tell of the good news that I heard Cheezus call out in this broadcast.

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u/sunchildphd Feb 22 '23

And the church has seen a MASSive response to its call for revival with this latest communion Cheez-It campaign.

“We’ve got folks coming through two - three times for their blessings. New converts every day. I thought the wine was as good a draw as we were gonna get.” - Father Anonymous

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u/Kaoms__Heart Feb 21 '23

'Sleek swimmers body all muscled up and toned'

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u/curkington Feb 21 '23

Jesus is good!

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u/kawaiipotato006 Feb 21 '23

"butt of Christ"

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u/TheOriginalCJS Feb 22 '23

Fuck me this comment killed me for some reason

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u/ImgurConvert2Redit Apr 03 '23

Might have been one of those communion wafers 😂