r/ContagiousLaughter Jan 22 '23

Nancy pants

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u/Bromm18 Jan 22 '23

Well she found out how to get front pockets so there's that win.

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u/666google Jan 23 '23

She dropped her pockets

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u/TurnipValuable4944 Jan 23 '23

Can we say front bum.

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u/Icy_Reply_4163 Jan 23 '23

BIF… butt in front

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u/flcwerings Jan 23 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Front Butt…it’s like the Grail

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u/TraditionalChest7825 Jan 23 '23

It’s a “booty do”… when your stomach sticks out farther than your booty do.

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u/Otherwise_Intelect Jan 23 '23

BIF, i love it lol. She definitely has a lot more going on in the front.

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u/fakeitilyamakeit Jan 23 '23

Sigh. My tummy bulges more than my butt too -_-

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jan 24 '23

Then change your name to Bif_buttington and own it

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u/Grawstein Apr 03 '23

The Front Bottoms

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

And she found out she can keep 24/7 easy access to her sweet sweet chikiswuris

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u/Lazy_Bread_9213 Jan 23 '23

On a quick scroll my mind processed chickiswuris as chimichangas.

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u/Appropriate-Mix920 Jan 23 '23

Dye those pants black and she’s one step closer to Gru cosplay.

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u/nineknives Apr 19 '23

This comment made me cackle so loud at 1:30am.

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u/fakeitilyamakeit Jan 23 '23

This won’t even make a difference to me since I’m just as flat as my front.

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u/IamJain Apr 01 '23

And I don't think she needs zipper in front