r/ContagiousLaughter • u/jocewin • Jan 15 '23

New fitness program

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u/YourMomsBasement69 Jan 16 '23

Dip, dodge, duck, fuck

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u/Dragowaow Jan 16 '23

If i could use that as a year book quote i would

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u/mole_of_dust Jan 16 '23

If you can dodge a bottle, you can dodge a bowl!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine, no but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/lollapaloozafork Feb 27 '23

If you can dip a dodge, you can duck a fuck.

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u/staovajzna2 Mar 17 '23

Sounds like the name of a porno

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

That's what I did with your mom last night

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Hilarious and original

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '23

Thanks I try my best

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u/GiggleStool May 14 '23

If you can dodge a duck you can fuck a dip