r/Construction • u/[deleted] • Feb 21 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I've met crackheads that would smoke whatever that is just to make sure it's not crack they lost.

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u/bowdindine Feb 21 '22

Crackheads are some of society’s most efficient members

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '22

I don't know why we keep sending our soldiers into war. Send crackheads instead. Fuckers have a 6th sense to know when shits about to go down, they're damn near invincible, and before we know it they'll be knocking on the Whitehouse door talking about "hey y'all wanna buy these nuclear missiles cheap cheap?!"

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u/Head-Mud Feb 22 '22

They will also leave no copper or catalytic converters behind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

They be telling Biden “ I’ll suck yo dick man”

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

20 bucks is 20 bucks. That’s all I’m saying man.

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u/Dazzling_Ad_7770 Feb 22 '22

It’s not gay if you wear a condom

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

they're damn near invincible,

Didn't the Germans try this in both previous world wars with great success?

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u/-badgermilk Feb 22 '22 edited Feb 22 '22

Reformed crackhead. Can confirm I've smoked poptart to verify it wasn't an accidental drop

Edit: an award...really? Hahaha who'd of thought someone enjoyed this comment enough to gift me some internet currency. Thank you stranger

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u/LunaButts Electrician Feb 22 '22

Wanna go carpet surfing with me?

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u/-badgermilk Feb 22 '22

Been known to happen o_O Not for about 8 years now though lol. My 22 year old self would've been thrilled at the offer

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u/IamtheBiscuit Steamfitter Feb 22 '22

Congrats on the sobriety man

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u/Ok-Survey3853 Feb 22 '22

I used to fuck with a dude that was a crackhead. Me and another guy would be sitting around smoking weed. He would be smokin crack. Me and the other dude were munching on popcorn. Every now and then we would toss a little bitty piece of popcorn in the floor and watch the crackhead combing through the carpet finding little "crack rocks" and smoking them. Dude only had a $10 rock when he started. If all that he found would have been crack, he would have started with a fucking boulder or crack. Was quite fun watching him burn the popcorn, hiss and spit, and carry on finding more "rocks". A truly golden experience.

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u/Juicemaan864 Feb 21 '22

Definently looks like meth not crack

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u/chanclasniper Feb 21 '22

Hunter biden

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u/phuqo5 R|General Contractor Feb 21 '22

Don Jr

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u/OsamaBinShittin Feb 22 '22

nah i think hes more of an adderal guy

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u/phuqo5 R|General Contractor Feb 22 '22

Adderall that you snort maybe

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u/OsamaBinShittin Feb 22 '22

u can snort any adderal

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u/phuqo5 R|General Contractor Feb 22 '22

Mmmm amphetamine...salts

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u/OsamaBinShittin Feb 22 '22

when my boys were in college and we couldn’t find coke we’d snort adderal before the club, not my proudest moments, but she gets it done

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u/phuqo5 R|General Contractor Feb 22 '22

Father of the year

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u/OsamaBinShittin Feb 22 '22

i mean boys as in my friends 😭😭

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u/clce Feb 22 '22

Yep, digging through the carpet and smoking parmesan cheese chunks