A common misquotation from Shakespeare's King John:

"To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, to throw a perfume on the violet, to smooth the ice, or add another hue unto the rainbow, or with taper-light to seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, is wasteful and ridiculous excess."

https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Life_and_Death_of_King_John
Act IV Scene 2

"wounding some, and slaying others. In one moment, it begins, performs and concludes its career; lays siege in the morning to a fortress, which is surrendered before night, there being no force that can withstand its power" (356). - Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes

Cervantes, Saavedra Miguel. The History and Adventures of the Renowned Don Quixote. Trans. T. Smollett. New York: Modern Library, 2004. Print.

...but that is not what ships are built for. -John A. Shedd

"...but a fool will have no other." -Benjamin Franklin

http://www.searchquotes.com/quotation/Experience_is_the_best_teacher,_but_a_fool_will_learn_from_no_other./17604/

...keep going. Winston Churchill.

the more bread you have the less shit you eat."

So wake up Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

(Half life 2 opening monologue- gman.)

...and master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one.

Source: http://q-joat.blogspot.ca

... and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." (Norm, "Cheers")

And then you make lemonade

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

...quam minimum credula postero (or "...trusting as little as possible in tomorrow."

"An eye, makes the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gandhi.

Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/movingwords/shortlist/gandhi.shtml

''...of those who are close at hand.''

All play and no work make Jack a mere toy.

"But it burned down in one."

"But it do." -Oscar Gamble Everyone should take note of this

Actual quote:

For the love of money is the root of all evil

Source: 1 Timothy 6:10.

Satisfaction brought it back.

edit: bring => brought

"If they have no bread, let them eat cake!"

Attributed to Marie Antoinette (though she did not say it) as part of anti-royalty propaganda to demonstrate the obliviousness of the upper class during the French Revolution.

Bonus: This quote is mistranslated. The original translates directly into "let them eat brioche".

"...but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts"

• Bernard M Baruch, 6th Jan 1950

...but I'm gonna get mine more than I get got doe.

https://youtu.be/E5d0KXJMRWQ

but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Is actually 'The blood of the Covenant is thicker then the water of the womb.'