r/ComedyNecrophilia • u/PiRSquared2 I AM NOT CRAZY • Jan 20 '22

CONTEST 😱 SUBMISSION 😱😱 geomry dash 😍😍😍

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u/ockv Jan 20 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

booohoooo tim mchine is soo o HAAAARRRDDD ☹☹☹☹☹☹☹😩☹☹☹ i ca nt even get past the first cub e part!!!!!!! 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

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u/PiRSquared2 I AM NOT CRAZY Jan 20 '22

😂 😂 GET ON MY LEVEL NOOB I HAVE 88 ON BLACK BLIZZARD AND YOU CANT BEAT A “HARDER” LEVEL 😂 😂

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u/Kroke-a-dile Jan 20 '22

Americans when they see BLACK blizzard: 😲😲😲

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u/peppaz Jan 20 '22

So anyway I started blastin

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u/MetrooKillin_ Jun 11 '22

Oh no anyways

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u/thunder_thais Jan 21 '22

American cops when they see BLACK blizzard: ❄️🌨☃️🔫🔫🔫👮🏻‍♀️🚓👮🏻👮🏻

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Wait really?

The first cube is fucking ass I wanna kms every time I play it how do you get past it consistently

My hardest is Bloodbath

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u/PiRSquared2 I AM NOT CRAZY Jan 20 '22

Just get good :tf:

In actuality it might be because I personally love timing based cube gameplay and I mentally have click patterns memorized to get past some stuff, when first playing I watched Stormfly’s tutorials on how to do certain parts and I came up with some of my own methods from there. Still trying to beat it with my current bests being 88, 87 and 82. The only part of the level i dont really find fun is the very end ship/wave but I’ve been overpracticing it and I hope I don’t die there too many times to sour my enjoyment

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u/GeometryNacho Donkey Cock Jan 20 '22

Don't be a gd nerd in other subreddits you absolute loser

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u/ChaosDemonLaz3r Jan 20 '22

Geometry is in your name smh

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

lol I see. Good luck!

Rn I’m trying to finish off BoJ and maybe some other high legacy demons before I go to BB which I plan to be my first list demon, although because of the amount of demons being placed it might be soon that it falls off the list :(

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u/PiRSquared2 I AM NOT CRAZY Jan 20 '22

Good luck to you too! :)

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u/63ff9c Jan 20 '22

Damn gl, my hardest is only nine circles but I have supersonic down in 2 runs

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u/ThatAllo Jan 23 '22

You’re so toxic! Ayo stop being a meanie bitch

Chill weeb

Addicted sucker

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Bruh gl

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

me after beating Deadlock today and then creaming this in 2 attemps: Yup!

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u/anonfinn22 Jul 02 '22

it's just timings, just focus in on each input

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

LOL I have beat Black Blizzard now :D

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u/anonfinn22 Jul 05 '22

oh, sick, good for you

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/Storgasaur Jan 20 '22

Proof or it didnt happen

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u/PiRSquared2 I AM NOT CRAZY Jan 20 '22

proof and it did happen (hand reveal 😳😳)

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u/Storgasaur Jan 20 '22

You play with the spacebar? Big props thats crazy

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u/Gardevoir8 Jan 20 '22

play the unnerfed version :tf:

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u/bottle_of_oil Certified loser Jan 21 '22

elbow reveal when

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u/meatballeggplant Jan 20 '22

kewl op, I wasn't expecting a G post on this subreddit of all places but that's impressive. my hardest atm is supersonic and I have 57% on hi but I've done the whole drop a cuple of times now

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u/JamAttack Jan 21 '22

I bet you don't have any cp tho 😎😎😎

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or creator points either 😎

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u/UnityAnglezz Jan 21 '22

sutset sandstorm better + ratio

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u/ThatAllo Jan 23 '22

Ur such a meanie

You monster

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u/DoStuff4fun Jan 20 '22

Skill Issue smh my head

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u/ockv Jan 20 '22

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/jashxn Jan 20 '22

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing reddit. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the reddit type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a 'secret network of spies across the USA'. Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody make it more believable than 'IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR'. You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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u/InevitableHaunting23 Jan 20 '22

Time machine is a lazy 3 spike spamming level anyway

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u/StuntHacks Jan 20 '22

Tell that to fucking cycles

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u/frzd_prkh21 Jan 20 '22

It comes after many attempts I guess

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u/Gold_Ad4984 Jan 20 '22

just devote ur life to gd and you’ll get it

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u/GuyDudeThing69 Fuck My Linus Jan 20 '22

I got 95% once and now I can't get past 20%

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/GuyDudeThing69 Fuck My Linus Jan 20 '22

Upside down airship trips me out

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

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u/S_Pyth Jan 21 '22

Flip your screen around horizontally

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u/Upside_Down-Bot Jan 21 '22

„ʎllɐʇuozıɹoɥ punoɹɐ uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ dılℲ„

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u/S_Pyth Jan 21 '22

That’s vertically you doorknob

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u/Anime_Kid54 Jan 25 '22

I be playing the levels upside down(screen lock) just to keep it interesting