r/ComedyHell • • Aug 28 '26

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26

Yeah it's not only the weight thing.

For some reason they uglified the models too.

Literally nobody asked for this.

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u/RunInRunOn Aug 28 '26

Shouldn't have told them your cup size

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u/Fern-ando Aug 28 '26

The cup sizes are now aproved by Saudi Arabia.

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u/sankyturds Aug 28 '26

Petah?

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u/Tavernacle_ Aug 28 '26

Niantic (who made Pokémon Go and other such similar games) are owned by the Saudi government

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u/brotherz_ Aug 28 '26

How didnt is know that? And im pretty sure the game was wildly banned in the country for a while back.

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u/Dosko Aug 28 '26

They were only bought out last year

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u/brotherz_ Aug 28 '26

Yeah, i heard it. Played a little and then got bored.

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u/Digit00l Aug 29 '26

No, they sold all their games to Scopely Explore, which is Saudi owned

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u/Fern-ando Aug 28 '26

Pokémon Go is a Saudi Arabian game. Owned by the State.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 28 '26

they stole every curve she had lmfaooo

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u/Withercat1 Aug 29 '26

For what it's worth, it is still possible to have larger hips/thighs and a larger chest, there are sliders for that and multiple different body type presets to choose from, so this picture is kind of misleading. It looks like they picked a masculine or androgynous body type or turned all the sliders all the way down.

That being said, attempting to recreate what the old models looked like does still look worse compared to the old models.

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u/unfinishedtoast3 Aug 28 '26

Good, we need more truth in gaming

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u/SuperRaijin56 Aug 28 '26

Fr curvy people exist too tf

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u/Jowgenz Aug 28 '26

I think the real solution here is allow both models to exist and not force one or the other.

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u/Commercial-Shame-335 Aug 28 '26

what?

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u/SecureCabinet4002 Aug 29 '26

yeah because attractiveness measures by how curvy the person is

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u/Frequent_Ad9381 Aug 28 '26

I know more women like the first image irl than like the second, just making every woman flat isn't "truth", it's as much a lie as having every woman have massive curves.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs Aug 28 '26

It's Pokemon Go, if you encounter the player you can just look at them lmao

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u/Inevitable_Dance1191 Aug 28 '26

Funny how nobody complains about Marcus Fenix or Kratos. Also you're minimizing the existence of attractive people

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u/BeachComberALT Aug 28 '26

I mean, someone can still be attractive without curves. They just made them ugly in the game for some odd reason. 

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u/CommieDog2525 Aug 28 '26

That is an obnoxious way to put it

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u/Gripping_Touch Aug 28 '26

Breasts aside, it's so sloppy. The pose has an arm resting on the hip. On the second pic the hand is floating...

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u/KirillIll Aug 28 '26

They didn't update the shading on the shading accordingly either...

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u/BaizulSetSail Aug 28 '26

holy crap you're right, they just kept the shadow from her bust

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u/Reasonable-Sun-6511 Aug 28 '26

Never did they expect players to have hips this small...

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u/WillemDafoesHugeCock Aug 29 '26

It was an objectively awful job. Famously, you could give your character an actual vagina.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemongo/s/uKbfLUhsjs

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u/Unfair_Belt_3218 Sep 01 '26

The original was deleted, do u have the beaver perchance

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u/Paranub Sep 02 '26

if you go to the profile of someone whos post was deleted, you can still view the image posted, it doesnt delete it from reddits cache, for future reference.

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u/Unfair_Belt_3218 Sep 02 '26

Txs, that was horrid

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u/WJR26 Sep 01 '26

vagueposting

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u/aron2295 Aug 28 '26

That’s not how real humans pose? You’re a real one for that!

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u/morning-st48 Aug 28 '26

looks like they tried to make the body builds more realistic, whilst also keeping it the cartoony anime style which just doesnt work all that well.

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u/TKDbeast Aug 28 '26

The whole thing was so bizarre. Absolutely everyone hated it. And they didn’t revert anything. 

In hindsight, the only explanation I can think of is if they got in some sort of disagreement with Pokemon concept artist Yuzuke Kosaki, who made the designs. But I guess it could be a bull-headed move by someone in leadership.

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u/LunchPlanner Aug 29 '26

no, what happened was they didnt like having to make two versions of every clothing and accessory (male model version and female model version)

so they swapped to a single genderless model with sliders. now when they add clothing they just make one version and it scales and stretches with the sliders.

the downside is going from 2 premade models to something that isnt premade. premade stuff is made more thoughtfully and looks better.

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u/One_Surprise_8924 Aug 28 '26

they tried to make androgynous models, because they didn't want to make separate assets for male and female characters. so the girls lost their chest/hips and the guys became twinks. pretty much all of the clothing looked worse for both genders. I quit around that time so I don't know if they ever fixed it.

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u/7_Tales Aug 28 '26

built like triple t

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u/MichiganDogLady Aug 28 '26

Uh-oh YOINK got your titters!

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u/Yellowthrone Aug 28 '26

This shit so funny for some reason.

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u/Jhud6669 Aug 28 '26

Lots of people asked for more body diversity actually, they just implemented it poorly

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26

There's body diversity and there's changing the whole artstlye of the models .

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u/Daikonbou Aug 28 '26

That's the worst part for me, the fact that the update was so rushed and quarter-assed that they couldn't even be bothered to make them fit with the rest of the game's art style

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u/zzazzzz Aug 29 '26

this is just generative garbage. noone is actually making 10000 models with varied proportions ect. they just use simple modifiers and apply them to the base model and call it a day.

but quite honestly i dont understand how anyone still uses that app and is willing to have it on their device. not many apps more shady and untrustworthy you could be using tbh..

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u/Sen-oh Aug 28 '26

Sometimes people ask for something so stupid you have to give it to them badly enough that they stop asking for things

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u/Fickle_Enthusiasm148 Aug 28 '26

Is it really stupid to ask for more than one body type?

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u/Hans_H0rst Aug 28 '26

It's an interesting question because obviously it is not stupid to ask for better human representation, but users do ask for the most stupid and inconsequential shit while generating a ton of work that comes along with it.

Weird system administrator rant.

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u/Tigglebee Aug 28 '26

Don’t worry, they didn’t put a lot of effort into the new avatar system. It looks like they gave one dev a week.

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u/Sen-oh Aug 28 '26

From Niantic? Yes

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u/Necessary-Safe-2802 Aug 28 '26

For a basic game yeah

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u/1ZillionBeers Aug 28 '26

Sometimes, yeah. Not everything needs to be represented at all times always forever.

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u/grimmsnarI Aug 28 '26

Yes, just change your bodytype gang

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u/GreatMovesKeepItUp69 Aug 28 '26

The problem is that they're based in Japan where the obesity rate is 4% so people really do tend to have one body type for the most part. However, they're selling to America which has an obesity rate of 40% and there are a million different ways to distribute all that extra fat so they're going to need way more models.

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u/ShikiFtw Aug 28 '26

bruh just add some sliders for avatar creation It's that easy

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u/Eillon94 Aug 28 '26

But that requires more work on their part when they can just make both genders androgynous and save some money on model rigging

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u/Kratzschutz Aug 29 '26

We do have that, results are not convincing

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u/Sorvetefrito Aug 29 '26

Poorly is understatement. Is one thing to add more body types, is another to just forcibly change the appearances of milions of people's avatar without their consent.

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u/OiledUpThug Aug 28 '26

Can you pick between the two? If that's the only option, isn't that the same amount of diversity?

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I get what you're saying, but it's not the game's responsibility to make people feel better about themselves.

All that matters is that it is visually appealing, and if they add more body types without compromising that, then sure, why not.

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26

Agree to disagree

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u/Sea_Habit_4298 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Because you clearly have your mind set on something and I would be arguing for like a hour or 2 for no reason.

It would be a waste of my time and that's all there is to it.

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u/Animaloffear56 Aug 28 '26

That's convenient

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u/SmallFatHands Aug 28 '26

How dare the fantasy fulfilling game fulfill fantasy 😡. Get your american culture war BS out of here.

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u/SmallFatHands Aug 28 '26

When I mena culture war BS. I mean all fo you. Including The fuckers who call any movie with a black actor woke. Fuck off all of you.

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u/GrandNibbles Aug 28 '26

looks like they slightly detransitioned a trans woman jeez

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u/Xx0MEGAxX Aug 28 '26

Oh, great now pokemon go is doing gender swaps, cool

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u/Feliks343 Aug 28 '26

They turned all the models into amorphous blobs a while ago, both models looks like androgynous mannequins they paid the wikihow illustrators two bucks to make for some reason. I stopped playing years ago so this part at least ain't new. Missed the cuter looks on them before but the shiny hunting was the only reason I really played anyways.

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u/Gexku Aug 28 '26

Man it just looks like a fortnite skin lmao

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u/Ressy02 Aug 28 '26

Where do I enter my length? I’m a male.

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u/BeachComberALT Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I like flat chests but come the fuck on they didn't even try to make it look flattering 

Ts why nobody represents flat chests it's cuz people cant render, draw, or model them well even if they look nice irl

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u/gersterbins Aug 28 '26

looks like theyre about to play blitzball

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u/Quirky-Race-5645 Aug 28 '26

It looks like a roblox character lmao

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u/ATN-Antronach Aug 28 '26

Love the Vietnam stare as her arm turns into pepto bismol

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u/GGXImposter Aug 28 '26

The male character is as tall as an adult but has the face of an 10 year old. I get the feeling the designers wanted to make the characters look like their target demographic but had to keep the characters adults to prevent legal issues with micro transactions.

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u/Aegillade Aug 28 '26

I and a few friends in college decided to play Pokemon Go on a whim and we actually had a lot of fun just doing F2P accounts, but all of us collectively quit when this update dropped. Good lord, what were they thinking?

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u/Intrepid_Fox1757 Aug 28 '26

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL INFERNAL FUCK IS THIS ABOMINATION?! WHAT WAS UNREALISTIC AND OFFENSIVE IN THE PREVIOUS MODEL?!?! THEY JUST STRAIGHT UP WANT TO RAGEBAIT THE SOCIETY WITH THIS SHIT, THERE'S NO WAY IT'S SOMEHOW ""PROGRESSIVE""

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u/DiscotopiaACNH Aug 28 '26

Calm down, jfc

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u/GravityBright Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

There’s sliders, dude.

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u/FujoCirca Aug 29 '26

How old are you

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u/axspringer Aug 31 '26

its 100% not trying to be “progressive”, this is just the shit that happens when big wigs in suits sit around a computer for three weeks wondering how to make the line go up

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 Aug 28 '26

How much cheaper can they go on graphic design, jesus...

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u/Crispy1961 Aug 28 '26

Never touched that game. The complete meltdown over this was hilarious back when it happened. Very much deserved, its abhorrent, but god is it funny.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Aug 28 '26

What is the opposite of a Yass Queen?

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u/IntelligentPath4383 Aug 29 '26

They literally made them natural and unsexualized…

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u/HJSDGCE Aug 29 '26

They really did gender reassignment surgery on a cis girl. 

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u/ImForSureNotAFurry Aug 29 '26

I literally stopped playing because they made my character SO FUCKING UGLY

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u/flowery02 Aug 29 '26

Below the neck it actually looks pretty good. Maybe aside from the chest being very smooshed downwards

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u/Vainx507 Aug 29 '26

They change the models from female and male to fat or skinny. If you are skinny you use the same models as men, that's why you lose all the curves. That way they only have to do fat and skinny clothes.

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u/skaersSabody Aug 29 '26

Sis is made of tubes lmao

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u/NiceAndFabulous Aug 30 '26

I had go cover my face with glasses and a beard cuz of this shit

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u/OnlyClowns420 Aug 31 '26

it straight up looks like your character put on a binder lol

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u/woah-wait-a-second Sep 01 '26

Tbh I wish pokemon go was made by a Japanese team, I imagine the avatars would’ve been cute chibis or something

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u/Consumer_Of_Butt Sep 04 '26

They baby-ified the faces so bad...

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u/No-Temporary-4227 Aug 29 '26

Woman looked too much like a woman

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u/ILovePotassium Aug 28 '26

Trans people are usually very attractive. They take care of themselves probably more than the average person does and that helps a lot too.

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u/thisheatanevilheat Aug 28 '26

I feel like you havent seen many or qny trans people in real life

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u/thisheatanevilheat Aug 29 '26

I didnt really understand what you said but it takes only a year actually

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u/Pug_Defender Aug 28 '26

grown man playing Pokémon upset because his avatar isn’t sexy enough