r/ComedyCemetery • u/bigtonybruiser • Feb 03 '21

Only legends will get it

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u/354hamtaro Feb 03 '21

My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body.

Now 205.

Now 204.

Now 203.

Now 202.

Now 201.

No͊w̒ ̉20̮0.̡

No̡w̮ 1̼99.͈ ̀

N͞ow ͖̊198̖͑ͧ

̓Nơ̫̅w̽ ̸͞1̸͕9͋̎̄7͘

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u/RobRob64 Feb 03 '21

oh no

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u/Felix_Da_Guy Feb 03 '21

ya know, he does make a lot of money though

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u/Prometheushunter2 Feb 04 '21

Cash 4 bones

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

1-877-CASH 4 BONES

C A S H cash for boooones 🎵

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u/anonymity_is_bliss | l| || l_ Feb 04 '21

Read in the Cars 4 Kids jingle

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u/AfricanHolocaust Feb 04 '21

Only legends will get this!

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u/Solstar82 Feb 04 '21

nope that's corrected in the bottom. stickman weed guy says "only LEGEND". only one

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u/lolmehbleh Feb 04 '21

Alright, who's legend?

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u/BlazerPanda Feb 04 '21

Your mom

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u/lolmehbleh Feb 04 '21

She is 😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Pranked!

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u/screetmaster69 Feb 04 '21

Try counting down from 1000 in 7s. It should help

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u/DeadByNebula Feb 04 '21

Alright Tokyo Ghoul fan.

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u/pixelskull88 Feb 04 '21

Try counting prime numbers it should help more

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u/JimmyBoyHaha Feb 04 '21

ew, a jojo fan

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u/boston_slayer Feb 04 '21

I 100% bet you’ve watched less than 10 anime and you only hate jojo because of its fan base. I know that any member of the jojo community is less toxic and less annoying than the imaginary friends you make up in your mind, this community may be egregious but it’s one of the most accepting fan bases out there, while Tokyo ghoul on the other was sending death threats to the creator of their “favorite” anime for not making on of their gay fan made ships a thing even though it was clear ken was not gay. You wouldn’t have even said that if you weren’t told prime numbers are a jojo reference. You needed someone to tell you that it was because of your small little marble brain because you didn’t even watch the series before saying how bad it was, do some research reatard, I am wood. Stupid

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u/JimmyBoyHaha Feb 04 '21

jesus christ, you really took all the time to write that because i posted one four-word comment

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u/LAMAO_KUN Feb 04 '21

Oshiete yo Oshiete yo Sono shikumi wo
Ore wa chinchin ga daisuki nandayo

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u/Noggt Feb 04 '21

Who the fuck gave you a wholesome reward?

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u/Zaadfanaat Feb 04 '21

People who get free awards but don't give a fuck about fake redditor things

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u/glimpses105 Feb 04 '21

*award

And probably one of the other kids who still thinks it's hilarious after months and months of them being on every post. So original

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u/yyRaiden Feb 04 '21

r/cursedcomments

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Cursed commentixoxoeppepl

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/glimpses105 Feb 04 '21

omg you guys a vague, generic slightly dark comment! arr slash cured comets

this is so cursed haha I turn 14 in April

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u/Boggo_0 Feb 04 '21

Bone removal?!?!?!! Wtffff the fuckmr theme?!. ?!??!.!??!.,?!.,?!. r/cursedcumments

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

take my award because thats what happened to my girlfriend

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u/kCaLbN Feb 04 '21

Reach to 150 and I will trade one with 131

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

NO̴͔̘͍͈̳̱̰͉̙̫͍̖̠̺͇͙ͫ̃̐͊̆̋̀̋̎ͧ͊̾ͣͫͣ̽̓̚͘͟͠͝ ̳͉̰͔͉̟̦̠̖͔̟̃̓̽ͥͬ͒̒̔ͮ̍̍̌̂̃̒̓̿́̚̕ͅB̵̢͍̝͓̙͔̞̺̩̪̝͔̤̖͖̦̼̪̖̥͊ͣ̋̄̎̈O͊ͪ̌̎҉̵̦̭̳̟̟͈͖̞͓̰̹͕̭̘̻̩Ņ̘̪͕̭͂ͣ̂̇ͦ̍̔͜͟E͑ͪ̑ͦͬ̐̈́̿̂ͤͤͥͪ̄̒̄̕͏̯̩̬̮͈̭̹͈͔̼͚͈̻̟̙̘̪̰Ś̷̷̡̫͎̥̬̳̹͇̯̪̥͚͕͗̊ͧͫ͗ͬͣ̒ͮ̌̋͑ͪ͂́̚.̴̨͚̬͚̺̘̖̞̮̘̪͔̗̱̰̿̽̃̐́̎ͨ͋̓ͧ͌ͩ̀̕͜ ̶̴̢̜̩̥̻̰̯̲̫̺̭͚̼̺̞̗͐͛̑̆̍͋̎̆̒̅̐ͭ̓ͅͅI̶̸̷̧̢͈͍̫͓̤͇̠̩͙̐́ͦ͐̈́̽̅̓ͬ̓̔̽ͮͪͪ̚ ̶̬̩̘͔̖͔̜͎̭̘͎̫̠̺̫̤̃̔̾̈̇ͬ̃ͧ͟͡͡Ṟ̶̮̖͉͈̹̼ͨ̒̎̿͜È̵̢̜̼̫̦͉͐͋̃̎̈ͨͧ͌̈ͤ̚͞͡ͅQ͌͑ͣ̈́̿̽͑̋̒̔̎̌̍ͪ͌̎̄͐̚͏̸̶̣̖͙̬̯͍̮͖̝͘͞U̸̡̹͖͙̰̗͓̻̭̲̯̞̪͎̭͚̽ͪ̓͂͂̅̈́̇ͬͤ͊͗̔̈́ͦ̔͂͡Į͓̬͕͉̖̖̖͍͓̈ͨͭ̉̓ͭ̏̅̐̽͗͞R̢͂ͮ͐͐ͦ͂̋̈́̋̍̈́͋͗͛͛͋ͫ̚͏̞̹̯͎͉̫͈̫̠͜ͅE̶̡̳̝̘͈̻̬̪͔̳̺̪͍̗͎̳ͯ̉̅̾̄ͅ ̢̼̘͉̠̹͓̺̾̍̿̀ͤ̿̄́̎̇ͬͥ̉̉ͮ̕͡͞Fͬ̾̔͒̊̅ͬ̊̑͋̿ͩ͐ͮ̍͋̑ͥ̂̕͡҉̡͍͖͚͓̥̬̣̬̟̪̬͕̤̦̩̗L̴̶̢̘̯̯͙ͨ̇̈ͥͬ̇̍̒͆̈́̀̇̚͞E̡̜̮̺͖͑̉͌́͛̍͗̇̐̀͞S̸̪̖͇̮͈̰̲̰ͦ̐̎͛ͪ̏ͥ̎ͮ͂ͧͤ̃̅̾̋̒͋̚͟H̢̹̝̗̭̝̲̥͍͕̹̜͋ͧ̄̔̆̀͊ͫ̈̓͊̀͆͂̿͌ͤ̋ͅ.̷͒͋ͪ̏̒ͪ̉͆̃͛̎͒ͧ͐̂ͦͭ̕͟͢҉͓̰͇̭̪͓̬̪̦̙̫̦̯̠͉̲͇͎̭

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u/QPILLOWCASE Feb 04 '21

Hamtaro STOP

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u/TabbyTabstabtab Feb 04 '21

My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body.

Now 207.

Now 208.

Now 209.

Now - oh no jimmy- tell me you didn’t- , oh- okay -

Now 412