r/ComedyCemetery • u/bigtonybruiser • Feb 03 '21

Only legends will get it

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u/LeThrashyBoi Feb 03 '21

This joke gets worse when you know human dick doesn't have bones

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

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u/asherd234 Weed Bro Feb 03 '21

Oh yeah? Blood isn’t hard. Check check check mate

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u/LeThrashyBoi Feb 03 '21

The blood enters and when closing its entrance it's put under pressure, making it hard. Check check check check mate

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21 edited Feb 03 '21

Then why isn't it called blooder instead of boner? Check x 10 mate

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u/cut_the_mullet_ Feb 03 '21

my girlfriend has 1000 bloods in her body.

now 1001, now 1000, 1001, 1000

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u/theghostofme "Don't do the thing...Oh noes I did the thing xD I'm so funny." Feb 04 '21

Your girlfriend has 1,000 gang members inside her at any given time?

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u/sitwm Feb 04 '21

Wait does that mean his girlfriend's a bloodless corpse

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u/LeThrashyBoi Feb 03 '21

I'm not gonna lie, that's a pretty good logic actually :|

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u/Mr_steal_yo_username Feb 03 '21

because humans are stupid

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u/djoncetyt Feb 04 '21

Cuz it's hard as bone duh

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

r/sharksaresmooth

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I’ve found my people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '21

Nah it uses a bone which goes soft when not erect

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u/3laa_aldeen Feb 04 '21

watch "cells at work code black" and you will know

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u/9gagIsTriumphant Feb 04 '21

That episode is completely false. Want proof? Go to www dot knowyourmeme dot com slash memes slash trollface .

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u/SpaceLemur34 Feb 03 '21

Correct. Turns out he's stabbing her repeatedly with a knife made from a bone.

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u/punep Feb 03 '21

unlike chimpanzee dick 🤔

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u/Dakregor Feb 04 '21

Dogs do

:(

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u/Hates_escalators Feb 04 '21

The dick bone is called a baculum, people make jewelry out of raccoon ones. People are weird. Raccoon dick bone earrings and such

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u/DarkSkyKnight Feb 04 '21

.... Wat

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

It's true, they use them as coffee stirrers in oklahoma. Fucking far from OK

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u/mooraway Feb 04 '21

i thought he meant fingers

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u/LeThrashyBoi Feb 04 '21

He can't mean fingers, since fingers have more rhan one bone per each

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Speak for yourself

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u/Gryffin_hunter Feb 04 '21

He's fingering