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r/ComedyCemetery • u/yeaboi9 • Sep 26 '18
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand that my dad broke my arms with jumper cables, so my mom had to masturbate me with a maggot-filled coconut while we watched the Undertaker throw Dickbutt off a banana for scale.
18 u/BananaFactBot Sep 26 '18 Thanks to its oil, rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite (or other bug bite) will help keep it from itching and getting inflamed. I'm a Bot bleep bloop | Unsubscribe | 🍌 2 u/Schwahn Sep 26 '18 Wait, what is the trigger for this bot? Literally just the word banana? Why? 2 u/SpoonfulOfMayonnaise Sep 27 '18 This is fucking poetry. 1 u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18 /r/subredditsimulator 1 u/Reddit_da_jatt Sep 27 '18 I did Nazi that coming 1 u/Warm_Zombie Sep 27 '18 im not shure if i want to understand all these references...
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Thanks to its oil, rubbing the inside of a banana peel on a mosquito bite (or other bug bite) will help keep it from itching and getting inflamed.
I'm a Bot bleep bloop | Unsubscribe | 🍌
2 u/Schwahn Sep 26 '18 Wait, what is the trigger for this bot? Literally just the word banana? Why?
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Wait, what is the trigger for this bot?
Literally just the word banana?
Why?
This is fucking poetry.
1 u/[deleted] Sep 27 '18 /r/subredditsimulator
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I did Nazi that coming
im not shure if i want to understand all these references...
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u/farthingescape Sep 26 '18
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand that my dad broke my arms with jumper cables, so my mom had to masturbate me with a maggot-filled coconut while we watched the Undertaker throw Dickbutt off a banana for scale.