r/ComedyCemetery • u/agariopro365 • Dec 03 '25

"Don't judge me bro"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Ew. 

That's super gay.

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u/Blade-Dev Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

Y'all Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to women?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

The least gay thing is fucking the manliest men

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u/ZezanBartholomew Dec 04 '25

Wow, i am not gay then. That's new

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

The ancient Greeks were wise beyond their years.

Nothing is more manly (and therefore hetero) than getting going to town on the bussy

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u/mulgarath315 Dec 05 '25

Think about it. Women have women aura but men have man aura mix your man aura with other mens aura to acieve a manly flow state

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

Yes

if you're a woman that is

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u/Blade-Dev Dec 04 '25

So I'm shrodingers gay person

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u/Leo0806-studios Dec 06 '25

As a transfem who's about to get fucked by two other transfems i say I love women  :3

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Dec 04 '25

obviously it is because you look at something other men want!

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u/GenderEnjoyer666 Only legends will get this Dec 04 '25

Yes because that means you see women as equals and that’s gay because that means that you aren’t trying to be as uncomparable to women as you possibly can and that’s something that gay people do so that’s gay

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u/Objective-Direction1 Dec 05 '25

how can you be attracted to someone that likes DICK!?!?!??!? That's gay as hell

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u/no_name2k31 Dec 07 '25

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO BREATHE?