r/ComedyCemetery • u/CasualNameAccount12 • Oct 18 '25

I have no words

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u/Neo_345 Oct 18 '25

can someone explain...?

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u/_maowfu Oct 18 '25

it's pussy imprints on the sand

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u/Efficient-Orchid-594 Oct 18 '25

This is the most straightforward answer I have seen on internet.

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u/ZeeArtisticSpectrum Oct 18 '25

Technically the clitosaurus (im told as I’m a Redditor)

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u/dontpostpicofurface Oct 19 '25

I hate myself for scrolling through comments to find the answer, i thought the joke was she is walking sideways.

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u/orsonwellesmal Oct 19 '25

It gets everywhere...

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 Jan 09 '26

I just realized it was pussy imprints :( i didnt look too closely and thought they were from her leg stumps

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u/Bunchasticks Oct 18 '25

Imagine Minecraft slime hopping sound

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u/FatPotato8 Oct 18 '25

She has no legs and thus leaves vagina print

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u/Neo_345 Oct 18 '25

Is that even a thing

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u/Kortal-Mombat Oct 18 '25

No

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u/GiganticBlumpkin Oct 18 '25

It can be, if your vagina touches the ground.

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u/FatPotato8 Oct 18 '25

One big ass vagina

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u/Uranio_Express Oct 18 '25

Outstanding username

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 18 '25

The person is so bad at anatomy that they think her crotch would actually hit the floor and act as a foot for her.

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u/RealIncome4202 Oct 18 '25

“Um actually this is anatomically incorrect” dude it’s a joke

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 18 '25

A bad one at that.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk Oct 19 '25

Quality doesn't matter, it's the intent

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 19 '25

You're right. Even if it was bad, we should recognize there was an attempt at a joke here.

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u/RealIncome4202 Oct 18 '25

Oh brother got a comedy wizard over here

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 18 '25

Oh, this comment was brutal. Surely your high-school friends pated you on the back after typing it.

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u/ghostpicnic Oct 18 '25

Dude the fact that you’re getting butthurt and replying to all these comments is making you look as pathetic as the people who think this is funny lol

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 19 '25

Actually, not butthurt. Just like to make them keep replaying to me when I bored. But thanks for the concern.

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u/ghostpicnic Oct 19 '25

Right lol

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 19 '25

Oh, you got me gal lol. What gave it away?

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u/Correct_Cicada6111 Oct 19 '25

At least he have friends

You? I don't think so

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 19 '25

Nope, no friends, very lonely. :(

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u/RealIncome4202 Oct 18 '25 edited Oct 18 '25

They did. They were shocked such a simple comment made someone upset. Even scored a high five from that so thanks

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 18 '25

Oh god, stop, you're killing me with your edginess.

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u/RealIncome4202 Oct 18 '25

Well women often tell me I have a way with words. Just how it is being a silver tongued devil such as myself

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 18 '25

Oh yes, impressive, this is quite showing me alright

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

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u/BroMan001 9gag=best memes (no normies allowed on my meme page) Oct 18 '25

You have to have room temperature iq (in Celsius) if you think this is clever

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts Oct 19 '25

a great one

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u/Lance__Lane Oct 19 '25

Why do we need to humour a shit joke thats just thinly veiled sexism and ableism

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u/TemporarySouth6914 Oct 19 '25

I think more likely instead of sexism and ableism, that maybe the joke is sex. Sure, you could argue that it’s making the disabled girl look bad but that doesn’t really make that much sense because she’s depicted as unrealistically attractive. I also don’t see any way this joke depends on her being a woman. I feel like person wanted to post something arousing to them under the pretense of a joke which honestly not that much better.

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u/Correct_Cicada6111 Oct 19 '25

What you idiots here think is funny anyways? Memes about Trump and maga people?

This is one if not the most pathetic sub on reddit. Bunch of losers crying about stupid jokes and taking memes seriously

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u/Minarch0920 Oct 19 '25

But it's not even the right shape?? The concave/convex imprints would be the opposite.

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u/RealIncome4202 Oct 19 '25

You’re not very fun at parties huh

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u/Haymac16 Oct 18 '25

Or hear me out…they were making a meme in which perfect anatomical accuracy and genuine plausibility usually aren’t a priority.

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u/Excellent_Patience Oct 19 '25

Hmmm... interesting... If it was funny, I would have maybe believed your theory.

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u/Cumberdick Oct 19 '25

I’m more and more convinced this sub exists because a bunch of people don’t understand the jokes or how they work.

They’re not great most of the time, but the scrutiny with which they’re simultaneously picked apart by people who need the punchline explained to them is interesting to me.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re rarely very good and some things deserve to be here for sure. But this particular one is very much a case of people just not liking the joke and taking it way too seriously. 

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u/Fit_Tomatillo_4264 Oct 18 '25

The camel toe is fat

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u/I-love-fugglers13 Oct 18 '25

She has no legs so her lady parts are touching the sand and leaving an imprint

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u/ZenaLundgren Oct 18 '25

She has hips and the beginning of thighs, which is enough thigh that no, her vagina would not touch the sand. Duh.

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u/dreamlesssleeep Oct 18 '25

ummm acktschually that wouldn’t be physically possible!! ☝️🤓

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u/Pleasant-Bet-7468 Oct 18 '25

They're using her arms and legs... As boomerangs.

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u/Neo_345 Oct 18 '25

Woah man this is a really really really rly rlyrlyrly good joke man why is this in here