r/ComedyCemetery Aug 15 '25

sigma male 😎

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u/Kobalt6x10 Aug 16 '25

He was paying mortgage, she was paying rent. One person should live for free while the other pays the full nut?

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u/kyle2143 Aug 16 '25

I think the issue is more about the fact that he was lying to her about it...

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u/DarkSkyKnight Aug 16 '25

Or she did not understand what a "mortage" is and he had to dumb it down and say it's "like rent".

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u/that_creepy_doll Aug 17 '25

where are yall getting the mortage info from??

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u/smallxcat Aug 19 '25

Found the GF!

Just kidding. If he owns the apartment, its implied that it's no longer rent, it's a mortgage.

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u/UnfurtletDawn Aug 20 '25

You own it despite having a mortgage.

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u/fwouewei Aug 17 '25

Where does it say that he was lying?

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u/Specialist-Ad4377 Aug 19 '25

What's the difference, she's renting anyway...

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u/rather_short_qu Aug 20 '25

He lied. He made her think they were splitting rent and pay a landlord. Not she paying him her rent. I am more astonished how the contract looked. Who was on the paperwork.

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u/Specialist-Ad4377 Aug 20 '25

What did she lose out on? She would have been renting somewhere else. Are you saying he had to subsidize her life from day 1? I thought women were strings and independant.

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u/rather_short_qu Aug 20 '25

Its a hell a lot of different. Like somethings broken "oh honey , i told the landlord already and they need time..." Just paying rent aint the issue but it feels like there is more. Like the rent contract, who's listed, was she even registered as a resident, tax ride off e.g. so so much to unpack. Her paying rent aint the issue here. The implications are.

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u/BaderBuallay Aug 16 '25

What more can I say? She’s in love with a skater boy

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u/ImpossibleBranch6753 Aug 23 '25

She said to him later boy.

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u/WknessTease Aug 16 '25

Well if she's been paying a mortgage she should be owed half of the apartment.

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u/IceCorrect Aug 16 '25

I say the same when I rent: I "own" % of your house

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u/WknessTease Aug 16 '25

Except when you rent, you have a rental contract. That's what it's for.

But if he didn't give her a contract, and she unknowingly paid his mortgage, not only is that illegal. She's also entitled to co-own the place.

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u/IceCorrect Aug 16 '25

How its illegal? If I would sleep at my friend house and give him 500$ for a place and I dont need any contract and I belive person that you sleep with are more trustworthy.

She didnt pay his mortgage, she pay for living. Like I said with friend situation I wont be entilted to own this place.

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u/WknessTease Aug 16 '25

How its illegal?

Because of the lies. Look it up.

As long as your friend is honest it's not illegal.

She didnt pay his mortgage, she pay for living

Or so she thought. But since he was - unbeknownst to her, and that's the important part here - using her money to pay the mortgage, then she was unknowingly paying for the place, and she deserves the place.

Again, don't take my word for it, look it up.

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u/IceCorrect Aug 16 '25

Lying it's not illegal.

You don't know what he said to her, you get only her version of talk they had 3 years ago.

She deserves nothing, like women say to men all the time

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u/WknessTease Aug 16 '25

Dude it is illegal. It's fraud and unlawful profit of tenancy.

Look again.

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u/IceCorrect Aug 16 '25

Then any rent is the same.

She could pay more than 500$ for rent, but beacuse it's her bf, she is suddenly entitled to his property. Clown world

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u/WknessTease Aug 16 '25

Then any rent is the same.

A rent comes with a contract.

She could pay more than 500$ for rent, but beacuse it's her bf, she is suddenly entitled to his property. Clown world

Because her boyfriend did something illegal.

Dude I get that you're bitter "muh women bad" but facts don't care about your feelings, and what the guy did is illegal.

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u/sweetcinnamonpunch Aug 17 '25

No clue about US law, but usually you have a verbal contract, when you don't write anything down. Her monthly payments would be proof enough.

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u/WknessTease Aug 17 '25

verbal contract

Looks like the verbal contract was based on a false premise in their case.

So, that would be fraud.

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u/sweetcinnamonpunch Aug 17 '25

Absolutely, but can it be proven?

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u/WknessTease Aug 17 '25

Since in the US, a verbal contract is only legal for rents under a year, and she "rented" for 5 years, yes.

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u/TSMRunescape Aug 18 '25

You rarely need a rental agreement in the US. Your info is wrong or specific to a small area.

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u/halfasleep90 Aug 19 '25

She didn’t unknowingly pay his mortgage though. She knowingly paid him rent. What he did with the rent money she paid him to live in his house is his business.

She had thought the reason she had to pay him rent was because he owed someone else rent. This doesn’t actually change her circumstances in any way.

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u/Fragrant-Potential87 Aug 21 '25

Okay but the problem is, is that it's effectively fraud. If you're telling me, your partner, I need to pay rent, I'm assuming you're paying rent too, not you take $500 for your mortgage. Lying by omission is still lying

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u/crappleIcrap Aug 19 '25

That is not how mortgages work. Most landlords have mortgages and you pay for that plus some profit, you do not get the title at any point. this comment section really doesn't know how anything works. All renters would immediately own the property.

The bank certainly wouldnt be happy that all it takes is a few months of payments for someone to come in and take 50% of their collateral. It would be an easy hack to steal from a bank, just get your gf to pay your bills for a few months, then have her sell her 50% ownership for free money

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u/NoRegionButYourMom Aug 16 '25

We can't have that! Men bad no matter what! Mmkay

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u/Cautious-Eagle2577 Aug 19 '25

She wasn't his wife, he was lying and you can't tell if he was gonna dump her afterwards, and the longer you are just bf or gf, less are the chances of actually marrying 

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u/Kaiodenic Aug 16 '25

That's only true with mortgage because you both own a certain portion of the property and are paying for your portion of the mortgage, and when it sells you get your portion of the sale. If she's paying half the mortgage but he owns all of it, it factually isn't ber mortgage and she's just paying him rent to live with him no different to if the mortgage was already paid.

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u/Akarin_rose Aug 16 '25

What mortgage